FLAVA BREAKFAST BEST BITS: Azura's Apology.

Flava (0:01)

The Flava Breakfast Podcast.

Charlie (0:03)

Aikia ora whānau, hey, welcome to the podcast, bro. We got you guys, in case you have missed the show. Well, today, we're talking about the damn car swap thingies, but I did something that was out of the ordinary, on my morning travels to work.

Azura Lane (0:17)

Help people.

Charlie (0:18)

Ah, good Samaritan, good Samaritan.

Azura Lane (0:21)

Yeah, pull over.

Charlie (0:22)

I had to pull over and direct a bit of traffic because where this car had the accident, it was quite, because the rain was pretty heavy, and people could have easily just crashed into this person. So body on the line, car on the line, I stopped.

Azura Lane (0:35)

You mean my car on the line? And I have to say too, this guy is the biggest eats ever.

Charlie (0:42)

What?

Azura Lane (0:45)

What? Charlie, pulled over because he knew it'd be funny to film content pretend that it's a car crash. If you know this man, you would know, as soon as I saw it, man, I actually, I promise you, I proper laugh when I saw it because I knew straight away that man stopped the car because he knew it would be a funny video.

All in the name of this car swap series.

Charlie (1:08)

All in the name of content.

Azura Lane (1:09)

Yeah, that's why we talked to his wife as well. And not to mention, it got a bit embarrassing for me today when Charlie told everyone that he saw something on my phone that he shouldn't have.

And I have to fall on my sword with this one, because I shouldn't have been talking to that person. I shouldn't be talking to that person.

Charlie (1:30)

You shouldn't be, and you made a promise to me. You broke that promise.

Azura Lane (1:33)

I don't remember making a promise. You did. I probably did. I probably did.

Charlie (1:36)

And you went back on your word. You know, word is bond.

Azura Lane (1:38)

I'm terrible for that too.

Charlie (1:40)

Don't do that. That's like one of the ugliest things to ever do. I know. Like go, you give somebody your word, and then you go back on it.

Azura Lane (1:46)

Oh, no, not that. No, not that. No, no, I'm pretty good with that sort of word.

Charlie (1:49)

But I'm terrible for saying sorry.

Azura Lane (1:52)

No, like giving a chance, and giving another chance. I am like, honestly, I don't even want people to know this.

You could screw me once, shame on you. Screw me twice, it's okay, I'll still forgive you. Third time, it's okay, I'll still forgive you. It's bad. I got to work on that.

Charlie (2:10)

Wow. Choice words of...

Azura Lane (2:12)

Oh, I knew it when I was saying it, it didn't sound right.

Charlie (2:15)

No, it didn't.

Azura Lane (2:16)

I know.

Charlie (2:16)

It's fool me once, shame on you.

Azura Lane (2:18)

Oh, that's what it is.

Charlie (2:19)

See, this is the thing, because you're too focused on this date, that you're not focusing on our work. Azura Lane's going on a date today. I am done with this fricking bet.

Azura Lane (2:29)

Yeah, you'll be able to keep it locked on our socials and see everything go down.

Charlie (2:33)

Have you ever heard the story of the Good Samaritan?

So this morning on my way to work, I was, you know, here's the thing, right, Azura gave me a pretty good tip, because I got a car for a whole week. So she suggested that I wake up extra early and leave home, let's say, an hour early, because it does take quite some time for me to get to Manirua, from Manirua to the city. And I did that. I got into around the city at about 15 past five, and I'm like, whoa, this is ultra early, man. And as I was approaching Nelson Street, that's my off-ramp coming from South Auckland, into the city, there was an accident. But here's the thing, I was first on the scene. And I drove past the car, and I was thinking to myself, man, I can't do this, man. And because I'm in your little car, I was thinking to myself, oh, of course, where I can fit in here, in this lane here, I won't be over, you know, I can just take off one little lane here.

I reversed all the way, put my hazard lights on, and I went to your boot to see if, you know, you had like a cone or a hazard sign or nothing.

Azura Lane (3:42)