Fixing the American Dream with Andrew Schulz

**Jason Calacanis** (0:00)
All right, everybody, welcome back to the number one podcast in the world, the All-In Podcast. And you can subscribe to us on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, yada yada. You know the drill. We're going to go to Miami for an epic F1 weekend. All-In Podcast live on stage Saturday, May 3rd. A couple of special guests go to all in.com/events to buy a ticket. And we're really excited today because for the first time in All-In history, we have a comedian. We have somebody talented on the program.

**David Friedberg** (0:31)
Ain't that the truth? Ain't that the truth? Real comedians, someone that knows how to make good jokes. All right.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:36)
Andrew, I think I feel like that was a dig to me, but okay. Andrew Schulz is here.

**David Friedberg** (0:40)
Oh, we've got more boys.

**Andrew Schulz** (0:41)
Thank you for having me.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:42)
Schulz, pleasure. You just, you got a, you're on a heater right now. You took time to come on the All-In pod. Thank you for doing that.

**Andrew Schulz** (0:49)
Of course.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:50)
Your Netflix special is crushing it.

**David Friedberg** (0:53)
Top 10 around the world. It's called Life.

**Andrew Schulz** (0:55)
Yeah, yeah. Pretty cool.

**Jason Calacanis** (0:58)
It's about your low sperm count. Tell us everything.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:00)
Yeah, I am the face of sh**y sperm.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:04)
Which that's kind of like crazy because you've got a mustache of a 70s porn star.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:09)
I think I'm overcompensating, you know? I think I got to trick people with the stash. What a reality. Yeah, yeah, the balls are just...

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (1:15)
You're firing blanks.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:16)
Dude, she just pure broke me. It's bad. Yeah, it's...

**Jason Calacanis** (1:19)
This special is so good. The special is so good.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:22)
Oh, thank you for watching, man. I appreciate it.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:24)
We all watched it. It's hilarious. And you got three old guys here who also have had to deal with some of these issues. We've all had to deal with it.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:33)
Do you guys have IVF? You guys do IVF for the babies?

**Jason Calacanis** (1:36)
Chamath, you want to be honest here? Or are you all au natural? Did you hit the three from half court? Logo shot? What happened?

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (1:41)
My first four kids were natural. My fifth was IVF.

**Jason Calacanis** (1:44)
Okay.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:44)
Yeah. I don't think we're surprised. There's like two billion of you guys. You know, it's easy to get the job done.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (1:53)
There is a period after the Facebook IPO, I swear to God, I would look at chicks on Instagram and get them pregnant. It was like me.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:58)
Oh, really?

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (1:59)
It was brutal.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:59)
Are they coming to collect?

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (2:01)
Hope not.

**Jason Calacanis** (2:02)
How many salamanders you got, Chamath? How many NDAs? All right, Friedberg is our...

**David Friedberg** (2:08)
I like this episode.

**Jason Calacanis** (2:09)
Yeah, we're off to a hot start here. Friedberg, you look like you have a low sperm count, but you have a fourth kid on the way. But apparently, what's the story? Are you au natural? This is for the first time ever. Nobody knew this, breaking news. Friedberg au natural with your 3.5 babies.

**David Friedberg** (2:25)
100%.
100%. Wow.

**Jason Calacanis** (2:29)
A vegan who's shooting with a sniper rifle.

**Andrew Schulz** (2:32)
I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

**David Friedberg** (2:34)
I'll find you guys a great study about veganism and libido.

**Andrew Schulz** (2:37)
Is that right?

**David Friedberg** (2:38)
Yeah, very impressive.

**Andrew Schulz** (2:40)
What does it do? Reduce the woman's?

**Jason Calacanis** (2:44)
Exactly.

**David Friedberg** (2:46)
Oh, my God.

**Jason Calacanis** (2:47)
I know a place with the best roast cauliflower.

**David Friedberg** (3:06)
By the way, can I just tell you how much I hate cauliflower everywhere I go? That is the dish. I had it for dinner last night.

**Jason Calacanis** (3:12)
A main course. It's just like having a rib-eye, except it's disgusting.

**David Friedberg** (3:17)
There's two things they offer, portobello mushroom and roasted cauliflower.

**Chamath Palihapitiya** (3:21)
That's what Sean does every time he shows up at the house.

**Andrew Schulz** (3:24)
Are you an impossible meat guy?

**David Friedberg** (3:26)
No, I don't like that stuff. It's gross.

**Andrew Schulz** (3:28)
Okay.

**David Friedberg** (3:29)
By the way, you guys want to hear a quick science corner? So you know how we talked about Yamanaka factors?

**Jason Calacanis** (3:34)
There is a roaring yes.

**David Friedberg** (3:39)