First Loves, Sweet Rizz & Buffalo Bill’s Airbnb
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
September 18, 2026
It’s National Cheeseburger Day AND First Love Day, so naturally this funny podcast starts with burgers before everybody digs up the childhood crushes that emotionally damaged them forever.
Speakers Rizzuto, Lern, Moon Valjean, Devin, Tony Patrico, Rafe
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
SPEAKER_1 (0:00)
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Rizzuto (0:30)
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So, what are we celebrating today?
Some things we're celebrating today.
First off, it's National Cheeseburger Day. Yes. Cheeseburger Day.
Lern (1:49)
You know what's really sad?
Rizzuto (1:50)
It's a big deal.
Lern (1:51)
So, O'Connell's Pub is closing. We talked about that earlier this week, and I was looking up at St. Louis Magazine best burgers for 2025, I think it was, and O'Connell's Pub's burger was one of the top 10
Rizzuto (2:04)
Go buy a burger from O'Connell's.
Lern (2:05)
Yeah.
Rizzuto (2:06)
Hopefully, they're closing down, what they say, St. Patrick's Day. Will be the last day of service next year.
Lern (2:12)
You can still get it.
Rizzuto (2:13)
So, National Cheeseburger Day, it's National Red Velvet Cake Day.
It's National Rice Krispies Day. Oh, I'm sorry, National Rice Krispies Treats Day.
Lern (2:23)
Love those, too.
Rizzuto (2:24)
It's Hug a Greeting Card Writer Day. Where's Scott?
Lern (2:28)
Aw, he's at home with his baby.
Rizzuto (2:31)
It's World Bamboo Day. I know you love that holiday, World Bamboo Day. We celebrate everything bamboo.
Lern (2:37)
Bamboo is cool.
Rizzuto (2:38)
Highlighting one of the most versatile environmentally sustainable natural resources on the planet. Bamboo.
Moon Valjean (2:44)
Coolest wood out there, dog.
Rizzuto (2:45)
Used for everything from eco-friendly buildings.
Lern (2:48)
To sheets.
Rizzuto (2:48)
Textiles.
It's also First Love Day. First, so let's harken back, guys, to our first loves.
Devin (2:58)
Oh my God.
Rizzuto (3:00)
We all remember. Who was your first love, Devin?
Devin (3:02)
There's different types. So my first puppy love, like middle school and a high school boyfriend was Trent.
Lern (3:08)
Of course it was.
Tony Patrico (3:10)
Trent.
Devin (3:10)
It's always the Trents.
Lern (3:11)
You are Dario.
Tony Patrico (3:12)
She is Dario. You are. I love you, Devin. Trent.
Devin (3:15)
And then, like, my first real love was my high school boyfriend, Tyler.
Rizzuto (3:17)
What happened to Trent? Did you write him a letter?
Devin (3:21)
Oh, I'm sure I did. I think I remember writing him several letters.
I was a letter writer.
Rizzuto (3:26)
Moon, who was your first love?
Moon Valjean (3:28)
I mean, you know, puppy love, high school, teenage love, you know.
Rizzuto (3:33)
Yeah, just remember, just harken back to the first crush you had.
Moon Valjean (3:36)
Oh, the first crush I had.
Rizzuto (3:37)
First love day.
Moon Valjean (3:40)
Oh, are we talking first crush? Hmm. That's gonna go back to elementary school then.
Rizzuto (3:45)
I'm going back to fifth grade.
Moon Valjean (3:47)
Oh, yeah.
Rizzuto (3:47)
Michelle Cormier with no tear ducts.
Moon Valjean (3:50)
Yeah.
Tony Patrico (3:50)
Oh, yeah.
Moon Valjean (3:51)
We've talked about her often.
Tony Patrico (3:52)
She's still not crying over you. She's the one that got away.
Moon Valjean (3:56)
She still has no emotion towards you. Yeah, my first one would be this gal named Jo'Nel. I'm not gonna say her last name because there's probably only one Jo'Nel out there.
Yeah, third grade, dude.
Rizzuto (4:08)
Did you write her any notes or?
Moon Valjean (4:10)
Yeah, I invited her to my birthday party. And did she come? Yes, she did.
Rizzuto (4:14)
Nice.
Moon Valjean (4:15)
Yeah, I invited another friend that was a girl. These were the first girls that ever attended any birthday party of mine. But just so she wouldn't feel like she was the only gal.
And then, of course, what did we do? Me and the group of boys ignored the two girls at the rollercoaster.
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