Fireball Sneakers, Kidney Stones & Oprah's Work-Life Wisdom

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
The Rizzuto, the Rizzuto, the Ruruto.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:02)
All right, so there's a new product, there's a new product, and you can order it today at nine o'clock, but you gotta get on this. So, fireball whiskey, which we know Lern is an enthusiast of. Not this month, though.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:15)
Nah.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:17)
No drinking this month.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:18)
Yeah, well, I'm 24 days in.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:21)
So have you ever wanted to sneak a little extra heat into a concert, into a tailgate, or a backyard hangout?
So fireball's got you. So they are dropping fireball sneaks. A pair of high top sneakers, explicitly engineered to conceal alcohol. Tucked neatly beneath the tongue of each shoe is a hidden pocket, designed to hold fireball's new stash flask, a resealable 200 mil pouch that fills up to four shots of fireball.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:53)
I was going to say like most people sneak in to like the Enterprise Center and stuff because I've done plenty of shots with these people that listen to the show. They just put them in their bras, you know.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:02)
So the design, it's black, it's a black and white, I'm sorry, black and red high top, flame detailing, bold fireball branding, yellow accent laces.
You could get them today, 9 a.m., fireballsneaks.com. Oh man, absolutely, fireballsneaks.com.

**Moon** (1:26)
Oh actually, you know what, these are okay.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:28)
There's been a couple.

**Moon** (1:30)
There has been a couple. These are the ones that look like the Jordans and other than the flames.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:35)
Oh my God, they're terrifying.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:36)
Well, it looks cool on your truck, it'll look cool on your shoes.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:38)
Those are like wrestler shoes.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:39)
So these, yeah they do.

**Moon** (1:40)
These look okay. The ones that I found earlier must have been from a different release because look at these things, dude.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:51)
So those shoes hold four shots of whiskey. Wow.

**Moon** (1:54)
You can get this one.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:55)
I don't know if I want shoe whiskey.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:57)
Let me tell you.

**Moon** (1:58)
Yeah, warm shoe whiskey.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:59)
I'll tell you this.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:00)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:01)
If you're with somebody who got very excited about this news, like over the top excited, they are an alcoholic.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:09)
Yeah.

**Moon** (2:09)
You can probably use this for an intervention. I got the new fireball sneaks.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:14)
Oh, man.

**Moon** (2:15)
You got to come over. Four o'clock Tuesday.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:20)
If they were overly excited about that announcement, they need help.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:24)
I like the good old fashioned analog boob sweat, little bottle fireball from our female audience. I'm into that.
Because you know what? Their bosom warms it up perfectly.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:33)
Good old fashioned, how about keystering? Keystering a couple of fireballs. No.

**Moon** (2:37)
Yeah, what happened to the old prison pocket? The old prison pocket is still there, man. Everything's fine.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:42)
Yeah, you don't need to. What are you taking shots out of your shoes?

**Moon** (2:45)
Gross, David. So gross.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:47)
Taking shots out of your shoes.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:49)
It's like the wine bra. You ever seen that?

**Moon** (2:52)
No.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:52)
No. That was the thing like 10 years ago that you could buy where you would fill this bra up with, it looked like, you know how you can buy boxed wine in the bag?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:02)
In the bladder.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:02)
In the bladder.
Essentially, the bra was made out of the bladder material. Nice. It's like a straw. And there was a straw. And so you would come in to wherever with huge knockers. And then as you would sip your boobies out.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:14)
Weren't you a D when you came in?

**SPEAKER_1** (3:17)
I'm an A cup.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:20)
A B cup.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:22)
You drank your way to a B cup.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:24)
Shut up, stupid hat.

**Moon** (3:26)
That's kind of genius.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:27)
My buddy had golf clubs, one to pee in and one that would hold whiskey. And I was like, God forbid you get those confused. You ever play with somebody like that?

**SPEAKER_1** (3:36)
No, I didn't know they had those.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:38)
He had a golf club that was like a flask, was like a fake one, but he also had a fake one you could go off to the side and pee into it. And I was like, man, you're playing with fire, brother, because you're going to get drunk and you're going to drink your own whiz.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:53)
Yeah, I'm sure that probably happened at some point.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:57)
Also, I was surprised. I went on a golf course a couple of years ago with some people. I was like a caddy and I was surprised that people pee on the golf course.