Financial Audit's Most Violent Husband

Caleb Hammer (0:00)

My concern is, and especially with people like you, that get so heated. Does it ever get physical?

Robin (0:04)

I cleaned up dinner a little bit early, and he flipped the plate off the table, and the food went everywhere. What is wrong with you? I don't remember what I said after that, but I was like, you're always f***ing nasty. I remember telling him he was nasty, and then he was like, you want to see nasty.

Caleb Hammer (0:17)

That's insane. How many times have you been arrested?

Marshall (0:19)

My whole, me?

Caleb Hammer (0:20)

Yeah.

Robin (0:21)

His whole life, or just?

Caleb Hammer (0:22)

He says the first pregnancy is the only reason you guys stayed together.

Robin (0:25)

The reason that he's going so hard on this is because after I had the baby, he was texting his ex-girlfriend that his soul will forever be for her.

Caleb Hammer (0:32)

So you had your first kid?

Robin (0:33)

After I had my daughter, she was seven months old.

Caleb Hammer (0:36)

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SPEAKER_4 (1:31)

Okay.

Robin (1:31)

Well, I'm here with my spouse. He applied and he's got a lot to say apparently.

SPEAKER_4 (1:37)

So what?

Caleb Hammer (1:40)

Kick off the show.

Robin (1:41)

What do I say, Financial Audit?

Caleb Hammer (1:43)

The thing we just practiced.

Robin (1:46)

Oh, I thought that was it. I thought we got it.

Caleb Hammer (1:48)

I said we were practicing.

Robin (1:51)

Okay, so I'll start it over then. Start now.

Caleb Hammer (1:55)

Start now.

Robin (1:56)

Hi, my name is Robin. I'm 34 years old.

Marshall (1:58)

Hi, I'm Marshall. I'm also 34 years old, and we're from the Casco Mountains, New York.

Robin (2:02)

And this is Financial Audit.

Caleb Hammer (2:04)

Well, now I'm starting to agree with the little thing that was kind of put the... I sometimes know the hook, and that's really it when I go in and it says, my wife is ungrateful as f***ing doesn't respect me. Well, I think throw in the word well, we're at it.

Robin (2:21)

Okay.

Caleb Hammer (2:22)

Because I've never experienced that in four and a half years of filming this show.

Robin (2:26)

Well, this is my first podcast, so.

Caleb Hammer (2:28)

It's everyone's first podcast that comes on this show.

Robin (2:30)

Yeah.

Caleb Hammer (2:31)

Three a week.

Robin (2:31)

And they all did it perfectly.

Caleb Hammer (2:33)

They didn't do that. They understand what I meant when I say, let's practice and then kick it off.

Marshall (2:39)

Okay.

Robin (2:40)

Well, I didn't understand.

Caleb Hammer (2:41)

He's also a ungrateful who doesn't respect me according to you. According to you, according to your application notes, it's usually what kicks it off.

Marshall (2:51)

Yeah. It doesn't really listen to me too much. Does a lot of back talking and doesn't allow me to.

Robin (2:57)

I'm a human being who has an opinion and a voice.

SPEAKER_5 (3:00)

But go on.

Marshall (3:01)

There you go. Doesn't know how to take no for an answer on certain things.

Caleb Hammer (3:06)

That's not good.

SPEAKER_5 (3:07)

Yeah. Men did that.

Caleb Hammer (3:08)

You'd say it. OK, so what?

Marshall (3:13)

So she doesn't really know how to say no to kind of anything. It's a lot of.

Robin (3:17)

I say no to a lot of things. That's why I say yes to some of the things that I want, because I'm constantly being told no and I don't even manage my own finances.