Financial Audit's Most Evil Wife

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Greg (0:51)

The reason why she started stripping is because I can't get a decent job because I have a background.

Caleb Hammer (0:55)

You have a background?

Greg (0:56)

I went to jail too.

Caleb Hammer (0:58)

Cheating and beating, man.

SPEAKER_2 (0:59)

No, it's worse.

SPEAKER_5 (1:00)

It's worse, actually.

Caleb Hammer (1:01)

Oh, it's worse than beating her.

Greg (1:03)

I slept with the **** when I was ****ing.

Nicole (1:06)

She actually ended up ****ing herself.

Caleb Hammer (1:09)

Don't laugh at that.

SPEAKER_2 (1:10)

Dude, the tits on her was ****ing beautiful.

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Nicole (1:53)

Hi, I'm Nicole. I'm 26

Greg (1:56)

Hi, I'm Greg. I'm 37 years old. We are from Detroit, Michigan.

Nicole (2:00)

And this is Financial Audit.

Caleb Hammer (2:03)

Hey, my home state, but thanks for coming down to Austin, Texas. Happy to have you guys. Nicole.

Greg (2:08)

Thank you for inviting us.

Caleb Hammer (2:09)

You're welcome. Nicole, what do you do for a living in Detroit?

Nicole (2:13)

I'm a senior caregiver and a waitress.

Caleb Hammer (2:17)

Is he your senior that you're caregiving?

Nicole (2:19)

No, my grandparents, but close enough.

Caleb Hammer (2:22)

You get paid for taking care of your grandparents in the state?

Nicole (2:25)

Sort of. That's your job? Not fully a job. It's just-

Caleb Hammer (2:30)

I said what you did for a living.

Nicole (2:31)

So for a living, I'm a waitress. That's-

Caleb Hammer (2:34)

Why didn't you answer that?

Nicole (2:36)

Because you just said I have three jobs, and none of them make a bunch of money, so they're all kind of- Okay.

Caleb Hammer (2:43)

The home living. How much are you making living in home?

Nicole (2:48)

I am making probably, I would say $700 every two weeks.

Caleb Hammer (2:56)

Okay. Well, listen, it's money, and Detroit's cheap as f**k when it comes to major cities. I'll tell you that. Okay.

So that's $1,400. Very good. Love that. A month. Waitressing.

Nicole (3:08)

Yes.

Caleb Hammer (3:10)

What do you make?

Nicole (3:11)

That's included in that. I'd say I probably make-

Caleb Hammer (3:15)

Does that include your third job as well? I was getting excited when the first job I thought made $1,400.

Nicole (3:19)

No, I was meaning that in total.

Caleb Hammer (3:21)

All three, it's $1,400 a month?

Nicole (3:23)

Yeah.

Caleb Hammer (3:25)

How many hours a week are you waitressing, dude?

Nicole (3:29)

Like 10 But I do make it up.

Caleb Hammer (3:33)

Do you? No, you don't because you make $1,400 a month. Objectively, you do not make it up.

Nicole (3:37)

Well, I'm also a midnight ballerina on the side, so that's kind of...

SPEAKER_10 (3:41)

I don't know what the f*** that means.

Nicole (3:43)

A stripper.

Greg (3:44)

She is a stripper.

Caleb Hammer (3:45)

Really?

SPEAKER_8 (3:46)

Yes.

Caleb Hammer (3:50)

Okay. Yeah. I feel like you have like the...