Fight Companion - September 9, 2023

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Brendan Schaub (0:09)

Are we live?

Joe Rogan (0:14)

Salud.

Bryan Callen (0:15)

Salud.

Brendan Schaub (0:15)

Cheers, boys.

Bryan Callen (0:16)

Come on now, come on.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

Sam Tripoli's drinking water, and Bryan Callen is drinking CIA sake. Sake?

Bryan Callen (0:21)

Well, we're not gonna talk about conspiracies because I'll have to win. I don't want to dish out on the dumbest.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

I've heard your podcast with Sam, and you rarely do, so I don't know what you're saying.

SPEAKER_6 (0:31)

You should give me a podcast.

Bryan Callen (0:33)

How many podcasts have we done, Sam? I think something like 200, 300 and then.

Brendan Schaub (0:39)

You should call your podcast Ten Eight Rounds.

Joe Rogan (0:43)

Let me ask you this. How much has that changed your world view?

Bryan Callen (0:47)

Me?

Joe Rogan (0:48)

Yeah, having these things exposed to you. I can't believe this is real, and turns out it is real.

Bryan Callen (0:52)

Yeah, that's the problem.

So I'm automatically always like bullshit every time Sam comes up with a conspiracy, right? But then, unfortunately, I do call you and I go, damn it.

Joe Rogan (1:03)

What was the big one?

Bryan Callen (1:04)

You were right.

Joe Rogan (1:05)

What was the big one?

Bryan Callen (1:06)

I remember you were talking about Obama being gay for a while.

Bryan Callen (1:09)

Then you were talking about that.

SPEAKER_8 (1:10)

We don't know if he's gay.

Joe Rogan (1:11)

No, no.

Bryan Callen (1:11)

But that was, but.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

But. Listen, when people smoke, first of all, when people smoke cocaine, they do wild shit.

Bryan Callen (1:18)

I'll tell you what, I smoke crack, bro.

Sam Tripoli (1:20)

All you think, you know what you think when you're smoking crack? You're like, fuck, I'm smoking crack, bro. That's all you think.

Joe Rogan (1:26)

I don't think he was smoking crack, I think he was smoking cocaine. The guy got coke and he's, this is his allegation. According to the Tucker Carlson show, which is wild.

What's your guess? Is it some fucking general, some very important person?

Brendan Schaub (1:44)

Those guys smoke crack and suck dick, let's have them on.

Bryan Callen (1:46)

But he's missing a bunch of teeth, that would feel good.

Brendan Schaub (1:48)

But he's missing one.

Sam Tripoli (1:49)

Well, that means you're dedicated when you're missing the teeth.

Joe Rogan (1:52)

It means you're the kind of guy who sucks dick when you just meet a guy.

Bryan Callen (1:54)

For money.

Joe Rogan (1:55)

And you need some coke and who knows? Who knows if he's telling the truth? But the bottom line is like when dudes smoke crack, I guarantee you, there's some guys who've got their dick sucked by dudes that really should know.

And then they wake up in the morning like, I can't fucking do cracking.

Brendan Schaub (2:12)

Dave sucked my dick.

Joe Rogan (2:14)

I'll give you some crack if you let me suck your dick.

Bryan Callen (2:15)

Yeah, you let a stranger, when you let a stranger suck your cock, you know you've gone too far. Without a doubt, that has happened.

Brendan Schaub (2:23)

I think it's happened, but I don't think that's like the normal.

Joe Rogan (2:25)

In the history of the world, I don't think this is normal when it comes to you smoking crack with dudes you just met.

Brendan Schaub (2:31)

Yeah, but, hey, but do you think you're gay? Do you think you might be just gay?

If you're smoking crack?

Joe Rogan (2:37)

You certainly could, but Bryan had a very interesting point when we were in the green room about guys who aren't gay, but they're married and they occasionally like go off and get gay hookers or something, or meet guys at truck stops.

Brendan Schaub (2:48)

Those are gay men?

Joe Rogan (2:49)

No, no, what are you saying? It made sense.

Sam Tripoli (2:52)

Bryan, this is your study. Did you read this?

Bryan Callen (2:55)

No, I actually read this.

Joe Rogan (2:57)

You remember when you read it?

Bryan Callen (3:03)

Yeah, it was in gay.com, but the idea is there are a lot of men who are married, three kids, you know, everything else.

Sam Tripoli (3:13)

How many kids you have?

Bryan Callen (3:14)

I have three.

Brendan Schaub (3:15)

Keep going.

Bryan Callen (3:19)

They will, a lot of times, they will go off to some gay bar, some bus stop, whatever, and they bang a guy, get sucked, suck some of these dick, whatever it might be, but they're straight, quote unquote. Then they go to a therapist and they say, I got this thing. I like women, but once in a while, I get this urge.