Fight Companion - September 3, 2022

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Eddie Bravo (0:15)

What are you talking about?

Bryan Callen (0:17)

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. I thought this car was trash, now I'm looking at it. Who told you it was exciting?

Brendan Schaub (0:24)

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Bryan Callen (0:26)

I didn't talk to anybody.

Brendan Schaub (0:26)

And why would you listen to them before you do this? You haven't done this in so many years and you didn't even prepare for a second.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

Nothing.

Bryan Callen (0:33)

No, I'm excited to be, I know these fights.

Brendan Schaub (0:35)

Whiskey.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

Please.

Brendan Schaub (0:37)

What's that?

Brendan Schaub (0:39)

Do you want me to get it?

Joe Rogan (0:40)

I'll get it. Let me educate Callen on this fight card. Why would you take some of your jokes?

Bryan Callen (0:45)

I don't know, in fact somebody said, I had nobody fighting, I go, okay.

SPEAKER_6 (0:48)

Who said nobody's fighting?

Joe Rogan (0:50)

Just so you know, it's UFC parrots, first time UFC's ever been to Paris. The main event is Cyril Gaughan, who's from Paris.

Bryan Callen (0:58)

And Taito Avassar.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

Taito Avassar's been on a fight fight win streak.

Bryan Callen (1:00)

Yes.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

And then the co-main event, so whatever friend you have that said this fight sucks, slap them.

SPEAKER_6 (1:05)

I don't even know who was who said it.

Joe Rogan (1:08)

Alright, so the co-main event's Whitaker and Marvin Vittori.

Bryan Callen (1:10)

I'm very excited about that.

Joe Rogan (1:11)

Fantastic.

Brendan Schaub (1:12)

You're not excited about that.

Bryan Callen (1:13)

I got Whitaker for that.

Brendan Schaub (1:14)

You don't give a fuck about that. You gotta look at your phone while that's going on.

Bryan Callen (1:18)

You don't know, I watch the fights way more than you guys do during fucking fight combat.

Brendan Schaub (1:24)

How weird is that statement?

Bryan Callen (1:26)

By the way, that's a certified, that's a fact. You guys are talking about Jiu-Jitsu grips and I'm lost in the fight.

Brendan Schaub (1:32)

Give me your fucking glass so I can pour you some Tiger Thick. Hey. It's very good whiskey with the worst fucking name ever.

Joe Rogan (1:38)

How dare you.

Brendan Schaub (1:39)

It's a bad name, but the whiskey is very fucking good. Oh, I love the name. What's the name?

Joe Rogan (1:44)

Tiger Thick.

Bryan Callen (1:44)

Yeah, it's bourbon and Japanese whiskey mixed.

Brendan Schaub (1:46)

But it's legit whiskey.

Joe Rogan (1:48)

It's very good.

Brendan Schaub (1:49)

It's very good.

Eddie Bravo (1:50)

I'm already getting heebie-jeebies.

Brendan Schaub (1:51)

I know a lot of people that have like the alcohol brand, but it's not legit. This is very legit.

Eddie Bravo (1:57)

Are we on air?

Brendan Schaub (2:04)

Hey, it's been forever. Holy shit.

Bryan Callen (2:06)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_6 (2:06)

What about four years?

Brendan Schaub (2:08)

What about the pandemic? And it's like we didn't do one. But it's hard because like we'd have to get one that wasn't working.

SPEAKER_6 (2:16)

Right.

Brendan Schaub (2:17)

So I work all the North American ones.

Eddie Bravo (2:19)

And you're in Austin?

Brendan Schaub (2:20)

We weren't doing it that much. And I'm here now.

Joe Rogan (2:22)

And then tour dates. So it's like everyone has to be in town.

Bryan Callen (2:24)

The last time all four of us were together is 1987

Joe Rogan (2:27)

1987 Last time, boys.

SPEAKER_6 (2:30)

Good to see you guys.

Eddie Bravo (2:32)

It was sometime in 2020

For sure. No.

Joe Rogan (2:37)

I don't think so, Eddie. No way.

Bryan Callen (2:39)

No shot.

Brendan Schaub (2:39)

Yeah. Yeah.

Bryan Callen (2:40)

For sure.

Joe Rogan (2:40)

The four of us?

Brendan Schaub (2:41)

We did one during the pandemic? That's when Callen blew the whistle and started every show.

Bryan Callen (2:46)

That's right.

Brendan Schaub (2:47)

You blew the Aztec death whistle.

Joe Rogan (2:50)

Yes.

Eddie Bravo (2:52)

You caused all this.

Bryan Callen (2:54)

I apologize to everybody.

Brendan Schaub (2:55)

Bro, I got that thing tucked away in a box.

I'm not superstitious about many things, but that Aztec death whistle, after he blew that and the whole world fell apart, I'm like, maybe that's not good, because that was a real one. That's a real one from Mexico.

Bryan Callen (3:09)

That's a real one?

Brendan Schaub (3:10)

Oh, yeah.

Bryan Callen (3:11)

Well, you could have told me that.

Brendan Schaub (3:13)

Ed Calderon brought me that back from fucking Mexico. That's a legitimate Aztec death whistle.