Fight Companion - September 3, 2016

Brendan Schaub (0:00)

Absolutely nothing.

Bryan Callen (0:00)

Never watched it.

Joe Rogan (0:02)

Does anybody know it? Just let me know. We're live?

Bryan Callen (0:05)

I didn't know it was TV.

Joe Rogan (0:06)

We're actually live.

We're on the air right now. Eddie Bravo is here.

Bryan Callen (0:13)

Edgy Bravo.

Eddie Bravo (0:13)

Hello.

Joe Rogan (0:14)

Bryan motherfucking Callen.

Bryan Callen (0:16)

Yes, I am.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

And Brendan Schaub is perfect there.

Brendan Schaub (0:19)

I fucked up. I put too much stevia in the coffee, though.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

Oh, yeah.

Brendan Schaub (0:22)

That stevia is strong.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

You just take this one, and I trust your spit. I hope you don't have herpes, and just go back and forth with mine because there's none in there. And then we'll make a concoction, except for the both of us.

Bryan Callen (0:35)

Split it up, bro. Split it up.

Joe Rogan (0:37)

A concoction. You're a scientist.

Eddie Bravo (0:39)

You can snort stevia.

Joe Rogan (0:41)

Yeah, you can. Yeah, and remember Diego Sanchez got really into that for a while?

Eddie Bravo (0:45)

With Dan Quinn, right?

Joe Rogan (0:47)

Diego Sanchez got really into Dan Quinn's stevia thing, like he was going to melt fat with stevia and cure cancer and go to the moon.

Eddie Bravo (0:53)

Yeah, there's a guy out there. His name is Dan Quinn, who believes that stevia can change the world.

Brendan Schaub (0:59)

Tell me how that big brown thing is.

Bryan Callen (1:03)

What did he say that you could melt?

Joe Rogan (1:04)

Tastes like a chocolatey man kiss.

Brendan Schaub (1:06)

Oh, yeah. All right. That's what I'm going for.

Bryan Callen (1:09)

Tastes like a chocolatey man kiss.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

If you're listening to this podcast, we're watching the fights live from Germany. They play at noon in LA so we all got out of our comfy beds and beautiful wives' arms and embraces and came here to watch dudes fight.

Bryan Callen (1:24)

We're not going to be watching the fights. If you want to know what happened, we don't know. We'll be talking about subjects that belong in a 14-year-old's tree house.

And that's essentially what we talk about. And the other thing about muscles and grips.

Joe Rogan (1:37)

We might eventually get to some of these fights. I want to talk about Aleer Latife and Ryan Bader when that fight happens.

Brendan Schaub (1:44)

Tough fight. That dude's scary as fuck.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

That dude's scary as fuck. That Latife can bomb.

Brendan Schaub (1:50)

Yeah, he can throw some punches.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

He's a tank.

Brendan Schaub (1:52)

Bader's been known to eat a couple. That's just, it does nothing for Bader either.

Joe Rogan (1:57)

Yeah, but Bader's fought well against certain guys that are like powerful, scary guys. He just really fucked up against Rumble. So you're looking at that.

Brendan Schaub (2:04)

He shit the bed against Rumble.

Joe Rogan (2:05)

He just made a giant error.

Yeah, you can't blame him. You see what Rumble just did to Glover.

Brendan Schaub (2:10)

That low, like weird.

Bryan Callen (2:12)

He tried to ankle pick him big.

Brendan Schaub (2:14)

Yeah, and then Rumble just beat his brains in.

Joe Rogan (2:16)

I think he just took a chance, you know, at something weird, like hoping maybe it would work out.

Brendan Schaub (2:21)

Can't do that at that level.

Joe Rogan (2:22)

I think he also maybe like had a moment, you know, in there where-

Brendan Schaub (2:25)

Oh, shit moment.

Joe Rogan (2:26)

Yeah. Jesus.

Brendan Schaub (2:28)

That's not James Toney. Don't do the same game plan Randy Couture had against James Toney.

Joe Rogan (2:32)

Exactly. That was exactly what he did.

Brendan Schaub (2:33)

Because Anthony Johnson went, huh? Punch him right in the face.

Joe Rogan (2:36)

Not only that, he controlled him on the ground until he punched him in the face and eventually got him flattened out on his stomach. He just, that might be the worst place in the world to be, to get flattened out on your stomach underneath Rumble Johnson.

Bryan Callen (2:49)

It's terrible. There is a, like that's, probably that is the worst place.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

No, it's right next to that dude who got his arm trapped in the rock and had to saw it off. Yeah.

Bryan Callen (2:58)

Yeah. And also in a swamp full of crocodiles.

Brendan Schaub (3:01)

That's worse.

Bryan Callen (3:02)

That guy.

Brendan Schaub (3:03)

Or standing right in front of him like Glover.

Joe Rogan (3:06)

Well, Glover just tried to put that pressure on him.