Fight Companion - September 2, 2017

Joe Rogan (0:00)

I wish we could talk about it.

Brendan Schaub (0:01)

Me too.

Joe Rogan (0:02)

Ha ha ha.

Jamie (0:02)

Ha ha ha.

Brendan Schaub (0:07)

I guess body's terrible.

Joe Rogan (0:11)

Yes, ladies and gentlemen. I'm glad we missed that. I hope we missed it.

Jamie (0:14)

Did we miss that?

Joe Rogan (0:18)

Uh, what's up, everybody? It's Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan, and this is the Fight Companion Lite. It's the slimmed down version. Eddie Bravo is doing a jujitsu seminar today in, I think in Whittier, and Brian Callan is in Utah.

Brendan Schaub (0:35)

Pretending to play golf with his dad.

Joe Rogan (0:37)

Yeah, he plays golf.

Brendan Schaub (0:38)

And he acts like he enjoys it just to entertain his papa.

Joe Rogan (0:41)

Oh, does he really? Yeah. That's rough.

Brendan Schaub (0:42)

I think he kind of likes it, but you know, he can't golf.

Joe Rogan (0:45)

Wow, he probably just likes hanging out with his dad. You gotta do things like that.

Brendan Schaub (0:48)

You do, man.

Joe Rogan (0:50)

I mean, chicks pretend to be into football. So they can hang out with you.

Brendan Schaub (0:53)

It's true. Some actually get into it, though.

Joe Rogan (0:57)

I'm just being offensive. So Brian Barbarina and who's the other gentleman? Something Edwards.

Brendan Schaub (1:02)

Edwards.

Joe Rogan (1:03)

Which is a...

Do we have a fight card, Jamie? Could we put that shit up on the other screen?

Brendan Schaub (1:08)

Damn, this UFC Rotterdam reminds me of UFC 100 This thing is epic. How dare you show up late, Joe Rogan?

Joe Rogan (1:18)

It's a...

Brendan Schaub (1:19)

Least that rest in shape.

Joe Rogan (1:21)

Yeah, it's about as good a shape as you can get.

Be a ref. Oh, it clipped. Brian Barbarino is the dude who choked out Sage Northcutt. Very tough fighter. Leon Edwards, that's right.

Brendan Schaub (1:33)

Leon. God, there's not a lot of Leons left in the world, is there?

Joe Rogan (1:36)

That's right, man.

Brendan Schaub (1:37)

How many Leons? When's the last Leon you met?

Joe Rogan (1:39)

Dude, that was a big name in the 70s.

Oh, he's got the back. One hook. Brian Barbarino is very good on the ground. Such a ground, interesting. Do you see the fire, man? See that fire last night?

Brendan Schaub (1:56)

Where was it? Because I woke up, my slingshot was all covered in ash.

Joe Rogan (2:01)

Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it's out near Burbank.

Brendan Schaub (2:04)

Is it really?

Joe Rogan (2:05)

Yeah, it's already the biggest fire in the history of California. What? Of Los Angeles, rather.

Yeah, because it's in Los Angeles County. It's the biggest fire ever in Los Angeles County. I think it's burned something like 5,000 acres already.

Brendan Schaub (2:19)

Are people evacuating their homes and shit or no?

Joe Rogan (2:21)

They were in danger.

Jamie (2:22)

Last night, they evacuated in Burbank. Not all of Burbank, but-

Joe Rogan (2:26)

A good chunk?

Jamie (2:26)

Yeah, yeah.

Brendan Schaub (2:27)

Damn, I haven't seen any of the news.

Joe Rogan (2:28)

It's scary. Coming home, looking over the highway when you see the hills on fire.

Brendan Schaub (2:32)

Really?

Damn, that's scary. It's kind of close to you.

Joe Rogan (2:36)

No, no, it's not close to me, but I can see it from some spots.

Closer. It's close to Brian Redband. He lives out there. Look at that. Look at that, fast-moving wild house.

Homes evacuated in LA and Burbank. You know, I talked to a fireman once, man. He fucking freaked me out. He goes, it's just a matter of time until one day it burns all the way to the water. And I went, what? And he goes, yep, just a matter of time. One day. Oh, Brian Barber, you might get fucked here.

Brendan Schaub (3:03)

You better stay on that opposite hand.

Joe Rogan (3:06)

Yeah.

Brendan Schaub (3:06)

Or he's going to get his chin broke.

Joe Rogan (3:08)

Yeah, that opposite hand's barely in there.

Brendan Schaub (3:10)

That firefighter sounds like a drama queen.

Joe Rogan (3:12)

No, no, no. I don't know. He said, he goes, with the right combination of dry weather and the right wind.

And he goes, once it hits the buildings, we won't be able to stop it.

Brendan Schaub (3:22)

He's seen too many movies.

Joe Rogan (3:22)

He goes, it'll burn all the way to the water.

No, he was an older dude that was like super stoic. That's why it made me shit my pants.

Brendan Schaub (3:29)

Really?

Joe Rogan (3:29)

Yeah, it wasn't like some dork who likes to talk a lot of shit.