Fight Companion - November 24, 2018

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Nice, right?

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Very little.

Bryan Callen (0:01)

So linear.

Joe Rogan (0:01)

Here we go. Three, two, one.

We're live, ladies and gentlemen. This is Fight Companion Podcast. If you've ever listened to one of these before, oftentimes, we don't even watch the fights.

Bryan Callen (0:16)

We talk about more things.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

Yes, but we're watching the fights. Certainly, at least some of the time.

Eddie Bravo (0:21)

There's more to life than fights.

Bryan Callen (0:23)

Did you guys decide to go, did you call each other and say, let's double blast the lilac, or is that just a coincidence?

Joe Rogan (0:30)

Geniuses wear purple.

Joe Rogan (0:31)

I just decided to wear purple. He's wearing purple and he's got a fucking purple car. So he double purple.

Bryan Callen (0:37)

Great gang. I've read that lilac, I'm going to call that lilac, is actually a head turner with the ladies. They're drawn to the color.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

Really?

Bryan Callen (0:47)

Yes. So they say if you're going to go out on a date, or you're going to go out on the town, you might want to throw some lilac on your body.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

Or maybe ladies will see the lilac and think you're trying too hard.

Bryan Callen (0:57)

Maybe, but it soothes my eye, and I can't take my eyes off your torso.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

But yet, you don't like his car.

Bryan Callen (1:03)

No, his car...

Joe Rogan (1:05)

You told Joe that?

Bryan Callen (1:07)

Let's get rid of that.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

He doesn't know. He goes, why do you have a wing on the back?

Bryan Callen (1:11)

That fin is ridiculous. But we don't need that fin.

Joe Rogan (1:15)

They actually make a GT3. The GT3 touring package.

Bryan Callen (1:19)

You just attacked my personage.

Joe Rogan (1:21)

I'm one of them jogging dad type characters.

Bryan Callen (1:24)

No, I'm not. I'm an athlete. And athletes keep their muscles warm.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

Educate them on the wing, though.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

The wing keeps the ass end down. That's what it does. It's downforce.

Bryan Callen (1:32)

But here's my question. How come you buy a car in LA traffic where you gotta keep the ass end down?

Joe Rogan (1:37)

I have one of those, too. I have one with a wing.

Eddie Bravo (1:40)

Whale Tail, isn't that what they're called?

Joe Rogan (1:42)

No, that's different. Whale Tail is like...

It's different. It's like the Turbos, they had a Whale Tail. It's like a flat looking kind of thing that is a part of the rear deck. This is lifted above the rear deck. It's an actual tail.

Joe Rogan (1:58)

It has brackets. The Whale Tail was old.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

It is. It's more effective.

Eddie Bravo (2:01)

They don't have Whale Tails anymore?

Joe Rogan (2:02)

No. The Whale Tails went out with a 1993 Turbo.

Joe Rogan (2:06)

They're expensive to buy now, though.

Bryan Callen (2:11)

Cars like that are interesting, because it's like this psychological thing for all guys. At least I know I have the power under my hood. I'm never going to use it, but I know I got it.

Eddie Bravo (2:20)

You still have a Tesla?

Bryan Callen (2:21)

We all want to know we have it.

Joe Rogan (2:23)

You're a beta male, bro.

Bryan Callen (2:25)

No, I'm not, dude. Just because I'm in a windbreaker?

Joe Rogan (2:28)

Is there a beta comment?

Joe Rogan (2:35)

If you drive fast, it literally results in hundreds of pounds of downforce. You don't have to drive that fast to feel the difference.

Bryan Callen (2:43)

Have you ever been out of second gear in that car?

Joe Rogan (2:44)

Of course I have.

Bryan Callen (2:46)

I hope the police are listening.

I really do. Because you're irresponsible.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

But you have that fucking Tesla. That thing's fast as shit.

Bryan Callen (2:55)

Well, my buddy, you know, Frank's got that...

Joe Rogan (3:00)

Frank Grillo has that Dodge.

Bryan Callen (3:01)

He's got that Dodge 800 horsepower.

Joe Rogan (3:04)

He has like a Hellcat that's souped up.

Bryan Callen (3:06)

Oh yeah. I beat him off the line.

Joe Rogan (3:08)

What are you saying?

Bryan Callen (3:09)

I beat him off the line.

Joe Rogan (3:10)

So you're racing irresponsibly on the streets with children. Might drop a ball in the traffic.

Joe Rogan (3:15)

Fast and furious.

Bryan Callen (3:16)

Start revving his engine. Don't rev your engine at me. I'm good, but if you rev your engine at me, I'll meet you halfway. Why do you care?