Fight Companion - May 28, 2017
The Joe Rogan Experience
May 28, 2017
Joe is joined by Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen to watch the fights on May 28, 2017.
Speakers Brendan Schaub, Joe Rogan, Bryan Callen
TopicsComedy
Brendan Schaub (0:00)
I like these two.
Joe Rogan (0:01)
Five, four, three, two, uno.
Yes. Hey, everybody.
Bryan Callen (0:11)
I'm still out of breath.
Joe Rogan (0:13)
Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen were engaged in some shenanigans.
Bryan Callen (0:17)
Sunday rough house. Sunday rough house.
Brendan Schaub (0:18)
I was trying to chill.
Bryan Callen (0:20)
I was poking the bear. I had too much coffee, and I went into his face, and then he decided to chase me.
SPEAKER_5 (0:29)
Ed, I'll be on my Instagram story if you want to watch a couple tap outs.
Bryan Callen (0:33)
Yeah, that was not right.
Joe Rogan (0:34)
You had a tap?
Bryan Callen (0:35)
Well, I got a fucking huge rug burn on my fucking forehead now. That's what I'm proud of.
Joe Rogan (0:40)
Well, that's what happens. What kind of shit fucking production is this? Look at this. They got, who's running the cameras over there in England? They showed Niner in the background. They lifted up the fucking, the curtain that's covering the monitors. Whoever did that sucks. This is what happens. This is what happens. And the UFC got rid of all the old guys.
Now you got new guys over there in England, too. Or wherever the fuck they are.
Stockholm.
Bryan Callen (1:05)
Yeah.
Joe Rogan (1:06)
So Eddie Bravo can't be here, folks, because he's on the other side of the world.
Brendan Schaub (1:09)
The flat world for him.
Joe Rogan (1:11)
That shit is ironic. The flat world.
Bryan Callen (1:13)
Where is he right now?
Joe Rogan (1:14)
I don't think he necessarily says the earth is flat. He's never necessarily said it.
Bryan Callen (1:18)
He just says things like, I don't know, bro, take a look at it.
Joe Rogan (1:22)
When you look into it.
Bryan Callen (1:23)
If you look into it, I'm not saying it's round, I'm not saying it's flat.
Joe Rogan (1:27)
What's amazing, though, is the angry flat earth people, when you even post something like that. They get so mad.
Bryan Callen (1:34)
But don't you think you're being trolled for the most part?
Joe Rogan (1:36)
No. No.
Bryan Callen (1:37)
Really?
Joe Rogan (1:38)
I think people are that fucking stupid. I think there's a bunch of meth babies out there. I think there's a bunch of dummies who were eating nothing but sugar and they had kids and these kids are stupid as fuck.
Brendan Schaub (1:50)
That's fair.
Bryan Callen (1:51)
It might be true.
Brendan Schaub (1:53)
I think there's a few trolling, but in general, the mass of those morons, they believe it.
Bryan Callen (1:58)
A lot of people just don't have any idea of any kind of tradition of where we came to these conclusions. So they think that history is starting right now with them.
You know what I mean?
Joe Rogan (2:09)
There's a lot of laziness and there's also a lot of confirmation bias. They have these ideas in their head and they don't look into them.
They're just not interested in really getting into it.
Bryan Callen (2:20)
Well, you know, like listening to that debate with Michael Schirmer and Randall Carlson and Graham Hancock, like if you listen to scientists and smart people, they're very careful about what they say because they get called out on it. You know what I mean? And arriving at real conclusions is something they tend to avoid. They'll just have these big discussions and kind of approximate what probably happened.
Joe Rogan (2:41)
Yeah, and even in that discussion, you got to see people that got into trouble for saying something didn't happen.
And so then as Randall started unveiling more evidence and Graham started unveiling more evidence, it was one of those things where everybody kind of had to back up and go, okay, well, you can't say it didn't happen because of all this stuff that we know did happen now. And so it's very complicated when you start saying you know things and when you know almost nothing about science and space and astrophysics and all the different shit that you need to know to understand satellites and ice walls.
Bryan Callen (3:15)
Well, how about the way our mind works? Like Tobolski, what's his name? I just listened to your podcast.
Joe Rogan (3:19)
Robert Tobolski.
Bryan Callen (3:20)
So I listened to a couple of his lectures back in the day on ted.com. Like when he was talking about all the variables that lend themselves to how your brain works and who you are.
Good luck getting to a conclusion.
Joe Rogan (3:31)
He's a staunch determinism, well not even, I shouldn't say a believer because he's a scientist. But what he's trying to establish with people is that there's so many variables that go into you being you.
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