Fight Companion - March 12, 2017

Joe Rogan (0:00)

! Go live. It's true. Five, four, three, two, one.

All right, we're not waiting for Bryan Callen any longer. We're watching these fights. These fights already happened. Eddie Bravo's here.

He calls Brendan Schaub is in the house.

The UFC from Fortaleza, Brazil, last night. I did not watch it. I know none of the results. I'm so proud of myself. I've never done this before. So we're going to watch these. Bryan Callen pretended he forgot what time it is. And he pretended that his phone didn't automatically update. Like, whose fucking phone doesn't automatically do daylight savings time? Bitch, your phone switches over. Your phone knows what's going on.

Brendan Schaub (0:44)

Bitch, most of us have an Apple iPhone. Mine automatically did it.

Bryan Callen (0:48)

He didn't say that, did he?

Eddie Bravo (0:52)

I had no idea it was a time change.

Brendan Schaub (0:54)

I'm more excited for the story.

Joe Rogan (0:57)

And I was like, why is my watch wrong?

Brendan Schaub (0:59)

Yes.

Joe Rogan (0:59)

I knew my watch was wrong.

Eddie Bravo (1:02)

Well, I just used my phone.

Brendan Schaub (1:04)

I'm like a farmer. I knew because the sun wasn't up, because my kid wakes up early as fuck.

And I was like, what? It is not seven o'clock, man, because the sun would be out.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

Eddie, do you know any of the results?

Eddie Bravo (1:14)

I know one fight.

Brendan Schaub (1:15)

Of course he does.

Joe Rogan (1:17)

Of course you do.

Brendan Schaub (1:17)

Your boy.

Joe Rogan (1:18)

Yeah, don't even say nothing. Don't say nothing. And do you know any of the results? No.

Brendan Schaub (1:21)

I watched the prelims, and I was good. And I was lucky because I had boxing. Lemieux versus Stevens, which was a fucking fight.

Joe Rogan (1:30)

Damn, I heard it was a great fight.

Brendan Schaub (1:31)

My boy, some dude got so murked. Stevens got murked so bad by a left hook.

Joe Rogan (1:35)

You just told me. You just told me what happened. You son of a bitch.

Bryan Callen (1:38)

Well, fuck, man.

Brendan Schaub (1:38)

You asked me.

Well, fuck, bro. Come on, man.

Bryan Callen (1:42)

HBO boxing.

Brendan Schaub (1:44)

Dude, he was out. I don't know. Hopefully, he's alive.

Lemieux killed a guy.

Joe Rogan (1:49)

He can crack. He can crack.

Brendan Schaub (1:51)

Both of them can, and Lemieux came in heavier, and people were like, oh, he might be out of shape. And when you talk about a high-level fight, championship fight, and dudes were, I mean, they were like, fuck 12 rounds.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

Wow.

Brendan Schaub (2:02)

It was fun. The fight before that, terrible.

Joe Rogan (2:05)

Really?

Brendan Schaub (2:06)

Awful.

Joe Rogan (2:06)

What was that fight?

Brendan Schaub (2:08)

I forget the guy. It was a horrible fight. Even Max Kellerman and Lambert were like, God, well, we apologize.

They were like, that was a snooze fest. Hopefully, this one lives up to it.

Joe Rogan (2:21)

I don't think I've ever apologized for a fight. That's rough. I've never heard a guy apologize for a fight.

Brendan Schaub (2:26)

They were just kind of clowning on it. After sitting through that, thank God for this fight. You guys would never do that, ever, right?

Joe Rogan (2:34)

I don't think so. Maybe something would have to be really wrong. But there have been some fights that were really crazy. Do you remember that Nate Quarry fight where the dude he was fighting from The Ultimate Fighter?

God damn it, I forgot the fella's name, but he was literally running way backwards. He had broken his foot or something. Caleb Starnes. Caleb Starnes, thank you.

Brendan Schaub (2:52)

Literally like backpedaling.

Joe Rogan (2:54)

And then Nate Quarry starts doing some crazy thing where he puts his hand up in front of his face and he's just walking towards him, going like this. He's like mocking him.

Brendan Schaub (3:01)

At least that was fun, though.

Joe Rogan (3:02)

And then the dude gave him two fingers, but he was just not engaging. It was real weird.

Eddie Bravo (3:06)

Was that the end of the guy's career?

Brendan Schaub (3:08)

It was downhill from there, for sure.

Joe Rogan (3:09)

Well, Caleb went to fight in some other organizations, I believe. He's good friends with Tate because they were on the same season.

Brendan Schaub (3:15)

That's right.

Joe Rogan (3:15)

Was that season two?

Brendan Schaub (3:17)

Season two or three, a Canadian fella, right?

Joe Rogan (3:19)

Yeah, yeah.

Brendan Schaub (3:20)

You were backpailing against nothing against Nate Corey. I like that guy, but you think he was fighting TRT Vitor Belfort the way he was backpailing.