Fight Companion - June 18, 2016 (Part 2)

Eddie Bravo (0:00)

It doesn't make any sense.

Brendan Schaub (0:01)

They go anal.

Joe Rogan (0:01)

Yes, we're live. We're back.

Eddie Bravo (0:06)

I bet, do people even know we're still on?

Joe Rogan (0:08)

Yeah, we came back, folks.

Brendan Schaub (0:09)

We're the Lamans of Lamans of podcasting.

Joe Rogan (0:12)

Lamans. Lamans. Bryan, we can correct you.

We're gonna, we're trying to watch the Phaidor fight. We gotta get a new Apple TV up in this bitch. We got this old shit. We gotta get the new one. The new one has a better remote.

Eddie Bravo (0:24)

Oh yeah, I got the new one.

Joe Rogan (0:25)

I tried to download the, use the remote app, but I guess it only works on one Apple TV. You can't use it at the one you have somewhere else. It's not effective. What is this, marijuana? It's just bad for you.

Brendan Schaub (0:35)

What is this, man?

Joe Rogan (0:36)

We're gonna watch the Phaidor Fabio Maldonado fight in its entirety.

Brendan Schaub (0:42)

Entirety, huh?

Joe Rogan (0:43)

Yeah.

Brendan Schaub (0:44)

Is it five rounds or three?

Joe Rogan (0:45)

I believe it's three.

If you get panicky, you can fast forward. I know. Eddie, did you see it?

Eddie Bravo (0:55)

I saw highlights of it.

Brendan Schaub (0:57)

You're in for a treat, my man.

Joe Rogan (0:59)

But it would be more shocking if a guy like him took that much time off and came back and was as good as he's ever been, you know?

Brendan Schaub (1:05)

But that's what you expect from the greatest heavyweight of all time.

Joe Rogan (1:08)

What do you think is going on? Do you think it's the same thing that happened to Kane, the same thing that happened to anybody at a certain time, your body just hits a point? It's just older.

Brendan Schaub (1:15)

It's just older, man. Like father time does not give a fuck if you're Russia's greatest fighter.

Eddie Bravo (1:22)

When he did throw down, when he was throwing those shots.

Brendan Schaub (1:24)

Power's the last thing to go, Eddie.

Eddie Bravo (1:26)

He throws them like, I don't know anybody throws those shots. You know, the way he leaps into those shots.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

This chick is coming down in a spider.

Eddie Bravo (1:34)

Can you see the power in those shots?

Brendan Schaub (1:37)

It's the last thing to go. That's why heavyweights last so long.

Eddie Bravo (1:40)

But he couldn't knock that dude out, though. That's strange.

Brendan Schaub (1:43)

Who the fuck, though? Let's get a big old spider up here and get this white girl in corners.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

Yeah, that was my idea.

Brendan Schaub (1:47)

That's the Russian Lady Gaga.

Eddie Bravo (1:49)

That's the Russian Lady Gaga right there.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

Well, what I wanted was a little cultural appropriation along with some poisonous spiders, Eddie.

Brendan Schaub (1:56)

That's a... You're like a Pepsi was in that bitch.

Joe Rogan (1:59)

That's right. It's just a black widow. What's this message, man? Black widows eat their mates. Is this like, my pussy's so good that I'll threaten you with the fear of me killing you after I fuck you? That's how hot I am with my song.

Brendan Schaub (2:13)

I mean... Wait, who's this? St. Phaidor, though.

Eddie Bravo (2:17)

No, this ain't Phaidor.

Brendan Schaub (2:18)

God, Russia's being some dark shit.

Joe Rogan (2:20)

Isn't that the kickboxing gentleman who knocked out Badr Hari?

Is that who it is? Peter Graham? Is that Peter Graham?

Eddie Bravo (2:28)

You're asking a dude who never watches kickboxing.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

I'm sorry.

This chick is still singing. This is so strange.

Brendan Schaub (2:33)

I'd like to know if she can sing.

Eddie Bravo (2:34)

Yeah, fast forward.

Brendan Schaub (2:35)

This fool. Dude, that ain't Peter Graham, is it?

Joe Rogan (2:37)

I think it is.

Brendan Schaub (2:39)

Ooh, powerful violins.

Joe Rogan (2:41)

Violins are a very strong instrument. Chose that you have class.

Brendan Schaub (2:45)

Sophisticated.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

Yeah.

Brendan Schaub (2:47)

How about the track team? Not up in here.

Joe Rogan (2:49)

Track team? What do you mean?

Brendan Schaub (2:50)

The Russian track team's banned from the Olympics.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

Oh, a little cheatin here, a little cheatin there, come on. Wanna get a little testing?

Brendan Schaub (2:57)

They say they're gonna check out the sports of Russia, too. They're gonna be fucked.

Joe Rogan (3:01)

Something like an Olympic dude is tweeting at me, saying that I say that steroids and EPO aren't dangerous. Contrary to what I say, steroids and EPO are dangerous.