Fight Companion - January 29, 2017

Joe Rogan (0:00)

But be really careful we don't talk over each other because, you know, it's fucking, it's hard not to, there's six of us here. All right, you're live.

Bryan Callen (0:08)

Yeah, Bryan.

Joe Rogan (0:08)

Okay, we're live, you fucking freaks. Ladies and gentlemen, this is an unprecedented podcast. This is the first time we've ever done an after the fact podcast. Brendan Schaub and I know all the goddamn results.

Bryan knows one result, Eddie knows none, Robin.

Robin Black (0:25)

I know them all.

Joe Rogan (0:25)

He knows them all. I'm the only one? Yeah, you're the only one, so this is beautiful. So, no one's gonna cheat.

We're not gonna put... Make picks. But we decided, we got a bunch of people here. Jimmy Burke's here. Our friend Jimmy Burke from New York was in town for Bryan's birthday party last night.

Eddie Bravo's here, of course. Bryan Callen's here, Brendan Schaub. Robin Black's in town, so Robin Black's here.

So, it's gonna be a lot of talking over each other, folks. Okay, just deal with that. Just deal with that. We're gonna watch the fights and...

Bryan Callen (0:51)

You've been warned.

Brendan Schaub (0:52)

It's like a Bacchus set in here.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

If you're expecting any of us to constantly watch the fights only, that's not gonna happen either. So, there's no rules, okay? Whatever expectations you have, release those, or whatever, you know?

Bryan Callen (1:05)

Release them.

Joe Rogan (1:06)

Release them. All right, right now, we're playing it, we're gonna start it, and we recorded it. So, this is the first time we've got a recording, and we're gonna watch the fights. I'm gonna fast forward to the...

When should I fast forward? I should fast forward to the first fight, right?

Bryan Callen (1:19)

Yeah.

Eddie Bravo (1:21)

Just let it run. You guys have already seen it anyways. Let's watch the commercials, all that shit.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

But the problem is we can't really play it out loud where we can hear it on the podcast. I know, but that's what I'm saying. So we might as well just fast forward through all this nonsense.

Brendan Schaub (1:35)

Just to the fights. Yeah, you don't watch all this pregame bullshit.

Bryan Callen (1:37)

It's kind of like porn.

Joe Rogan (1:38)

So there's some good fights in this fucking card. There's good fights in actuality and good fights on...

Eddie Bravo (1:44)

Yes.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

Mas Vidal and Cowboy. Yeah, dude.

Brendan Schaub (1:48)

Damn, Eddie really doesn't know the result.

Eddie Bravo (1:50)

I love this.

Brendan Schaub (1:51)

I love the just...

Robin Black (1:52)

Man. I had to watch that fight. I just had to.

Eddie Bravo (1:54)

Out of the loop.

Bryan Callen (1:55)

I want to hear... I can't wait for your breakdown, Robin Black.

Joe Rogan (1:58)

So here we go. We're fast forwarding through John Anakin's super-metrosexual tie selection. I love that tie. Both of them Moroccan purple ties.

Maybe it's an homage to Prince. So we'll fast forward to this.

Robin Black (2:14)

I go pink tie on picture.

Joe Rogan (2:16)

Yeah, why not, man? So the first fight is Alex Kisaris versus, what's homeboy's name that he fights?

Eddie Bravo (2:24)

Oh, he fights a dude from Alan Belcher's camp.

Joe Rogan (2:28)

He's a wild man.

Eddie Bravo (2:29)

The Red Knight.

Robin Black (2:30)

Jason Knight.

Joe Rogan (2:31)

Jason Knight, that's right.

Eddie Bravo (2:32)

He's fucking good.

Joe Rogan (2:33)

Yeah, he's very good and he's crazy.

Eddie Bravo (2:35)

And he's got a really good guard, too.

Joe Rogan (2:37)

He talks mad shit inside the octagon, too.

He had this fight and he was screaming at this dude going, come on, man, take me down. No, you want to take me down? You want to stay with me, bitch?

Brendan Schaub (2:46)

Yeah, he said, you know you want to take me down, bitch? Do it, do it.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

Hilarious, hilarious.

Eddie Bravo (2:52)

That came out on the broadcast?

Joe Rogan (2:54)

Yeah, yeah, well, I was laughing while it was happening because I was doing the commentary while I was going down. Not during this broadcast, it was another broadcast. This fight is with him and Alex Kisaris.

So this is a kind of a sleeper of a fight.

Robin Black (3:09)

Yeah, cool fight.

Joe Rogan (3:10)

All right, here we go, boom. All right, so for the folks at home, what we'll do is when the first fight starts, right now they're showing the side-by-side comparisons, the heights and weights in jazz, tail the tape. And now Bruce Buffer is doing a little introduction here.