Fight Companion - January 15, 2017

Joe Rogan (0:04)

We're live, ladies and gentlemen.

Bryan Callen (0:06)

Cheers.

Joe Rogan (0:06)

Cheers, gentlemen.

Brendan Schaub (0:07)

Cheers, fellas.

Bryan Callen (0:08)

Look each other in the eye. Always look in the eye.

Joe Rogan (0:10)

We're drinking because Eddie Brown was not here. Let's be honest.

Sorry, Eddie, Tower 7 Hashtag chemtrails.

So we're here. This is a fight companion. If you've never seen a fight or listened, either one, you listened or heard or watched a fight companion. We watched the fights. We kind of talk about them, but most of the time now. This is fake Conor McGregor that's selling video games. See this guy? Turn this up, Jamie, so you can hear the volume on this.

Brendan Schaub (0:36)

He looks like Conor's dad.

Joe Rogan (0:37)

Listen to this. Listen to this.

Brendan Schaub (0:47)

He's too old for that haircut.

Joe Rogan (0:48)

He is, but what they're doing here, you're definitely right. What they're doing is they're capitalizing on the fucking Irish.

Brendan Schaub (0:54)

Oh, for sure. The Irish are hot right now. Did you see Conor's commercial with John Lovitz?

Joe Rogan (0:59)

No, no.

Brendan Schaub (1:00)

He shot a commercial. Have you seen it, Jamie? And he's like on one of those horse things, going, how's this going to help me win my fight? John Lovitz is like, what's that MAA thing?

And Conor like throws something at him.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

Yeah, bad idea.

Brendan Schaub (1:14)

Well, he's not doing movies. He's not doing movies.

Joe Rogan (1:16)

That's good.

Brendan Schaub (1:17)

Now, if he's an expendable 19, then we got a problem.

Joe Rogan (1:19)

We got a problem. Well, he's passed on movies, which I think is a very, he's a very wise man.

Bryan Callen (1:24)

Yes, he is.

Brendan Schaub (1:24)

Very wise.

Bryan Callen (1:25)

Yes, he is.

Joe Rogan (1:25)

You ever had a conversation with him?

Brendan Schaub (1:27)

Oh, yeah.

Bryan Callen (1:27)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

You guys had him on your show, right?

Bryan Callen (1:28)

Yeah.

Brendan Schaub (1:29)

Sunglasses on the whole time. I've had some meals with a dude, very smart guy. Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:34)

He's not fucking around.

Brendan Schaub (1:35)

No, not at all. And he's been offered, and I know from my agent, he's been offered some big time movies.

Joe Rogan (1:40)

Yeah.

Brendan Schaub (1:40)

Like not this bullshit most fighters do, like legit stuff. He's like, no, man, I can't right now. Well, he will be.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

Are you talking about Triple X?

Brendan Schaub (1:47)

No, no, no.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

The Return of Xander.

Brendan Schaub (1:52)

Yeah, I mean, he's a smart dude.

Joe Rogan (1:54)

If the X-Movie looks so bad, they should show it to prisoners.

They should play it over and over again. Those people in Guantanamo Bay, they'll give up ISIS. They'll give up everybody.

Bryan Callen (2:03)

Did you see the bombs on?

Joe Rogan (2:07)

No more Triple X. No more.

Bryan Callen (2:10)

Xander Cage.

Brendan Schaub (2:11)

Vin Diesel's a hard sell for me as a tough guy.

Joe Rogan (2:14)

We'll get him bar fights with his sunglasses on in those fucking movies.

Why does he have glasses on? He's in his room.

Bryan Callen (2:19)

Because he's awesome.

Brendan Schaub (2:20)

Hey, did you see him lip-syncing? Like he was happy because the deal came through and he put on Instagram him lip-syncing, but he was doing a Beyoncé song?

Hey, bro!

Bryan Callen (2:27)

He was being silly, though.

Joe Rogan (2:29)

He's opening himself up.

Brendan Schaub (2:30)

Not silly.

Bryan Callen (2:31)

Oh, no, that's a problem. You gotta have irony when you do that. You must have irony.

Joe Rogan (2:35)

How do you know he didn't have irony?

Brendan Schaub (2:37)

You gotta see it for yourself.

Joe Rogan (2:38)

How do you know he didn't have irony?

I'm feeling that, like, look at that jacket. That jacket's wonderful. Is that real?

Brendan Schaub (2:44)

No, that's from Triple X. I don't mind him in the first one.

Bryan Callen (2:47)

I like that jacket on him.

Joe Rogan (2:49)

That's a dope jacket. I want to make a jacket out of a Muskox.

Do I have the furry part on the inside?

Bryan Callen (2:54)

God, that'll keep you warm.

Joe Rogan (2:55)

Yeah, fuck yeah, it would. Maybe too warm.

Bryan Callen (2:57)

My dentist almost died from cold hunting Muskox.

Joe Rogan (3:01)

Oh, you have a nutty dentist. It's like a crazy big game hunter, right?

Bryan Callen (3:05)

Yes, big game hunter. He almost died. He was hunting Muskox, and it was the coldest winter for them up there, and he almost died. He and his guide.