Fight Companion - August 5, 2023

Joe Rogan (0:14)

Yeah, this is the latest comedy.

Dogs with Human Voices So they can't cancel it, that's what it's human. Everybody's so scared.

Brendan Schaub (0:22)

So scared they got to hide by dogs.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

Comedies, man, they went away.

If you think about, I mean, obviously, the Barbie movie, but there's like one or two good comedies a year now. There used to be tons of them.

Brendan Schaub (0:35)

Is there even one or two? Name the last, like what's a good comedy in the recent fucking last six years? Like a good comedy.

Eddie Bravo (0:41)

I couldn't even tell you.

Joe Rogan (0:42)

Like one that everybody tells you you have to see. It's been like super bad. Super bad, The Hangover.

Brendan Schaub (0:47)

Bridesmaids.

Joe Rogan (0:49)

Bridesmaids, yeah.

Eddie Bravo (0:50)

Bridesmaids, are you being legit?

Joe Rogan (0:51)

Those are all loco.

Brendan Schaub (0:52)

Funny movie, dude.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

It's a funny movie. Those are all loco comedies, though. They're wild ass comedies. Which is what?

Eddie Bravo (0:58)

Oh, Wedding Chasers.

Brendan Schaub (1:00)

Wedding Crashers. That's like ten years ago, bro.

Joe Rogan (1:02)

Yeah, that was a long time ago.

Eddie Bravo (1:03)

That was good.

Brendan Schaub (1:04)

That was good. Yeah, fuck yeah, that was good.

Joe Rogan (1:08)

Oh, I and Marcelos lost.

Brendan Schaub (1:09)

Now they're hiding behind dogs.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

Nashville, Tennessee, ladies and gentlemen.

Brendan Schaub (1:18)

Most Bachelorette parties per capita.

Joe Rogan (1:21)

Is it? Yeah. I wonder why.

Brendan Schaub (1:23)

Nashville and Austin.

Joe Rogan (1:24)

How would you know that? What are you, a Bachelorette party connoisseur?

Brendan Schaub (1:28)

Connoisseur.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

You fucking scientist? I flocked to where the hoes are at.

Eddie Bravo (1:34)

No, no, no.

Brendan Schaub (1:35)

Everyone tells you that when you go there.

Joe Rogan (1:37)

Oh, it's like one of them things?

Brendan Schaub (1:38)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:39)

We're the peanut capital of the world.

Brendan Schaub (1:40)

Yeah, that's like their thing.

Joe Rogan (1:43)

Oh, that's interesting.

Brendan Schaub (1:43)

Bachelorette parties in Jelly Roll. That's Nashville.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

And now Theo Vaughn.

Brendan Schaub (1:48)

Correct, but Theo's out here a lot, right?

Joe Rogan (1:50)

Yeah, he's out here a lot.

Brendan Schaub (1:51)

And he's in LA all the fucking time. Like, why'd you move?

Joe Rogan (1:53)

Well, you know, he's kind of like a rambling man.

I just think he got bummed out by LA and he just didn't want to do it anymore. Cheers, gentlemen.

Brendan Schaub (1:59)

Yeah, I probably should have followed.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

Cheers.

Brendan Schaub (2:01)

Cheers. Now I'm just depressed out there.

Joe Rogan (2:05)

Well, you know, a lot of people are. Nashville's a dope city, too.

Brendan Schaub (2:10)

Nashville's great.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

Nashville's got zanies. Like, I could have moved to Nashville.

Eddie Bravo (2:14)

I've got 10th Planet.

Joe Rogan (2:15)

Yeah. Well, you got 10th Planet everywhere. You got 10th Planet like Dubai.

Don't you?

Brendan Schaub (2:19)

Well, you got them. Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:20)

You got one in Dubai? I just guessed.

Brendan Schaub (2:25)

10th Planet's worldwide. But you consider Nashville, Joe?

Joe Rogan (2:29)

I would have.

But the thing is, like, I already had Onnit down here. I already had friends down here. Ron White was already living down here.

And my family was in. They were like, I want to live here. I was like, OK. I'm like, if I can get the fuck out of LA and this seems like a good one to get out of LA and it's Texas, which I've always loved Texas.

Brendan Schaub (2:50)

Yeah, me too.

Joe Rogan (2:50)

I just love Texas. I have iews love it. I've never loved coming here. It's like when I was, like, getting ready to go do a gig in Texas. Oh, we're gonna have some fun. We're going to Texas.

It's fun.

Brendan Schaub (3:02)

Dad, for god sakes, why do you do that? I don't know, dude.

What happened?

Joe Rogan (3:08)

And what happened?

Brendan Schaub (3:09)

I thought you were making fun. It's the only state, when I started Stand Up, I've never not sold out, Texas.

Every single line I do I sell out in Texas.

Joe Rogan (3:19)

That's why you got that tattoo?

Eddie Bravo (3:22)

Yeah, Houston's good, man.

Joe Rogan (3:23)

Houston's great.

Brendan Schaub (3:24)

San Antonio's dope. I would move to, obviously, I'd love to be here, but I moved to Fort Worth, Texas. Fort Worth's great.

Joe Rogan (3:30)

That's real Texas. Fort Worth is great.