Topics: Comedy
**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
The wild world of college football continues Labor Day Weekend. On Saturday, East Carolina looks to shock Alabama, and Baylor and Auburn battle it out in Atlanta in the Aflac kickoff game. Then, Clemson hits the road, looking to spoil Lane Kiffin's Death Valley debut.
Sunday night, it's Louisville versus Ole Miss in Nashville, in the inaugural Liberty Mutual Music City kickoff game. College football Labor Day Weekend continues Saturday and Sunday on ABC and the ESPNF.
**Kate** (0:35)
Hello.
What up? Hi, everyone.
**Harley** (0:39)
What's up, guys? You sound terrible.
**Kate** (0:41)
I know. It's okay.
**Harley** (0:45)
Is it?
**Kate** (0:46)
I'm much better. But my throat is just raw from all the coughing, so here we are.
**Harley** (0:54)
I don't know. I'm stepping in.
**Kate** (0:56)
I've got tea. I've got tea.
It's going to be okay. My very cute mug. Sold out, by the way.
**Harley** (1:02)
Yeah.
**Kate** (1:03)
Yeah.
**Harley** (1:04)
I know some people that want that mug. They didn't get it when they had the chance, and I received one.
**Kate** (1:09)
Same.
**Dan Bilzerian** (1:10)
I feel pretty lucky about that.
**Kate** (1:12)
Pretty VIP of us.
**Dan Bilzerian** (1:14)
Yeah.
**Kate** (1:15)
It's like pretty cool work in here. And we get Teddy Fresh. I got my-
**Harley** (1:19)
Oh, you're wearing the triangle.
**Kate** (1:21)
Yeah.
**Harley** (1:22)
You're wearing the Kroger Triangle.
**Kate** (1:24)
Wait, what are you- Are you wearing a onesie?
What?
**Harley** (1:28)
A onesie?
**Kate** (1:31)
I have the onesie on. What do you have on? Looks like a triangle.
**Harley** (1:34)
Oh, you thought I was wearing a onesie?
**Kate** (1:36)
Yeah, like over your black shirt.
**Harley** (1:39)
That'd be crazy.
**SPEAKER_6** (1:40)
That's a shirt.
**Kate** (1:41)
He's wearing a shirt. It's just a t-shirt. He was like holding it up like this, and it had like a- Never mind.
**Harley** (1:46)
There was a visual, some artifact thing occurring. But you know, you're wearing the triangle. You're wearing the green Kroger Triangle that the Kroger Emoji person was wearing.
**Kate** (1:57)
Oh, right, the triangle. Yeah. I do have it in green as well.
**Harley** (2:02)
Oh, that's not green. That's black?
**Kate** (2:04)
This is black.
**Harley** (2:06)
It's so hard being a man because you know, we're more likely to be color blind or something. I heard this.
**Dan Bilzerian** (2:11)
Is this true?
**Kate** (2:13)
I have a theory, but you're not going to like it.
**Harley** (2:17)
Why wouldn't I like it?
**Dan Bilzerian** (2:18)
I love theories. I love game theories.
**Kate** (2:21)
Because I have a theory that some men, not most men, some men who are, this is the perfect day to talk about this, some men who say they are color blind, it is an example of, oh my God, what is it called? Weaponized incompetence.
They could just say, I'm color blind, I don't know. So they don't have to like help their partner pick out colors or things or dress themselves or things like that. But I also know-
**Harley** (2:55)
Every couple that I know-
**Kate** (2:56)
There is a rods and cones thing, yeah.
**Harley** (2:59)
And I was gonna say, every couple that I know, most of the men are color blind and the wives are so mad that they don't have their men there to help them choose the color.
They'd be like, this would be so much better and easier if a guy was here to help me choose the kitchen cabinet color, you know? If anything, a guy would be problematic if he was dead set. If it was me, if I got married like eight years ago, I'd be like green camouflage cabinets, gold handles.
**Kate** (3:31)
Eww, bro.
**Harley** (3:33)
Green, green, green. It'll be like no limit soldier, Master P type shit.
**Kate** (3:38)
Got you. So you're saying it's actually beneficial that so many men are colorblind because they don't have opinions?
**Harley** (3:48)
No, men, that's just a waste of weaponized incompetence. As a master of weaponized incompetence, why would you waste it on something like that?
**Kate** (4:02)
Bitch, I don't know.
**Dan Bilzerian** (4:04)
That's it.
**Harley** (4:06)
Put the dishes in wrong.
**Kate** (4:08)
Oh, I am sure they're doing that too.
**Harley** (4:11)
Oh, you don't get all of them though. You have to pick and choose because then at a certain point, you're just a complete buffoon.
**Kate** (4:18)
Yeah.
**Harley** (4:18)
You know what I mean?
**Kate** (4:19)
It's true.
**Harley** (4:20)
And then there's a lot of ones, a lot of ones you have to step up. You're like, I wasted XYZ. I have to do ABC.
**Kate** (4:28)
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