FEMINISM: How Women Took Over the World | History Hyenas

SPEAKER_1 (0:01)

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Chris Distefano (0:30)

All right, guys, this weekend, I'm in Portland, Oregon, back on tour, Helium Comedy Club. I am there October 8th to the 10th. The shows are almost sold out. Go get your tickets, chrissycomedy.com. Then the end of October, I'm at Governors in Levittown. Those shows are already sold out, so I might add a show if you guys do the right thing and protest, whomever you want to protest outside the shows in the parking lot across from Millersdale House. Then November, I'm in Syracuse, so go to chrissycomedy.com.

Yannis Pappas (0:53)

Batavia, Illinois, October 8th and 10th, this weekend. Go check it out. Levittown, Long Island at Governors November 6th and 7th, LA November 11th, Dallas, Denver, December 4th and 5th. Tickets, yannispappascomedy.com. Enjoy this episode about feminism. This one's for the ladies and the men. We need you to listen up. Men, listen.

What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. Our Patreon episode this week was really fun. Check it out, patreon.com/historyhyenas. Today me and the boys, and the boys and me, and Chrissy and me and me and Chrissy, we are gonna be talking all things uteri.

Chris Distefano (2:15)

All things feminism. And if you watch the Patreon, then you know that I just drank a 10 milligram wheat seltzer, and guess what?

Yannis Pappas (2:21)

It just hit me.

Chris Distefano (2:22)

Now, what perfect timing.

Yannis Pappas (2:24)

What do you feel?

Chris Distefano (2:25)

I feel a slight buzz. I feel a slight openness. I feel kind of just getting silly.

I kind of feel like spaghetti. And I kind of just feel like it's all gonna be okay, and it doesn't matter. And the decisions that I've made, I've learned from them, and what doesn't kill me makes me stronger. And I'm gonna keep going, girl.

Yannis Pappas (2:42)

Yes, girl.

Chris Distefano (2:43)

And it doesn't matter. And if the cabinet's got pushed back three weeks, then you know what, honey?

Yannis Pappas (2:48)

It's all good. Right, right.

Chris Distefano (2:50)

It's a beautiful day outside, have fun, live life, you know?

Yannis Pappas (2:53)

Absolutely.

Chris Distefano (2:54)

I just kind of feel good, I feel free.

Yannis Pappas (2:56)

Absolutely.

Chris Distefano (2:57)

And I kind of don't feel like doing anything or bettering my life. I feel like Nick.

Yannis Pappas (3:00)

Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. I just want to do this. I want to be this person. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Chris Distefano (3:05)

And that's how Nick is, absolutely.

Yannis Pappas (3:06)

Absolutely. No thoughts, just affirmation. Absolutely.

Chris Distefano (3:10)

I like being Nick for a day.

Yannis Pappas (3:12)

Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever you say.

Yeah. As long as we're on the same team, yeah.

It's just, we're on the same team. We're a couple of girls. Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. AOC, what'd you say? Absolutely.

SPEAKER_1 (3:28)

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

Chris Distefano (3:29)

And this has feminine, and today it's going to be all about feminism, and it's absolutely going to be a good episode.

Yannis Pappas (3:34)

We're going to talk about women and the way that they have tried to make it in this world.

Chris Distefano (3:41)

Cause I suggested today that we talk about the Abraham Accord, which is something about Middle East treaty stuff. And I thought that would be fun, but Yannis said, no, I'm putting the brakes on that. We're talking about feminism. I said, I need a wheat seltzy.

Yannis Pappas (3:56)

And we need a break from the sandbox. Yeah. We need a break from the sandbox. We need a break from Jesus.

Chris Distefano (4:03)

Yeah. We really have listened to your calls, and we know that we are talking too much about Jews. We know that-

Yannis Pappas (4:14)

Who are from the sandbox.

Chris Distefano (4:15)

Who are from the sandbox. We know that we're talking too much about Jews. We know we talk too much about each other's hair, and we know that we're sellouts for doing ads for DraftKings, but it's what it is.

Yannis Pappas (4:24)

Who gives a shit? Really, what are we supposed to do?

Chris Distefano (4:28)

I mean, it's like somebody was like, you know-