Felicia Folkes: A Joke About Active Shooter Trainings

**Felicia Folkes** (0:03)
It's dangerous outside, but I'm trained, I want y'all to know, okay? If anything goes down tonight, I got you. Okay? I did actor shooter training recently. Did any of y'all do actor shooter training? I don't know, I want to know if I have some. Okay, okay, what y'all doing? At your job, what job you got? A project manager? People bringing guns in for the projects? What's going on?
Who else? Someone else raised their hand over here too. What did you train at? Universal. Universal Studios? Bitch, this is Netflix.
We don't fuck with Universal here.
That way, they won't shoot me. Okay, um, no. Okay, what did you get trained in? I'm a nurse. You're a nurse? Okay, give it up for her. Give it up for her nurse.
Thank you, okay? She can shoot you and save you. She's important. Do people bring guns into the hospital? Absolutely not. I'ma do it.
My doctor, that bitch won't give me an ozempic. I'ma come in. I'ma come blasting it. Personally, I didn't like actor shooter training. I didn't like it. I feel like everybody needs to be trained specifically to their life. You get me? Because I train y'all right now. This is all they do. They go, hey, defend yourself. Number one, first thing you need to do is defend yourself. Throw the items in front of you, okay? Are you, do you have anything? Oh, fuck, you ain't got shit. Okay, you got a little water bottle. We are fucked. Oh my God. None of y'all got nothing. God damn. Y'all ain't got a chapstick? Okay, all right. Number two, the thing they say is run. That's hard one for me.
I do stay focused on the defense because the running ain't really my shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm not the matrix. I can't dodge no bullets. This is the third thing they say. They say see something, say something. That's the full training. This is why I don't like active shooter training because I feel like there's no way you're training me, a black woman, in seeing something and saying something.
No, I need y'all to really... I invented see something, say something. Black women, that's all we do. Have you met, no seriously, have you met a black woman seeing something and not saying something? Catch Felicia Folkes in Funny AF with Kevin Hart. Only on Netflix.