Fart Corners, College Moves & The Great Potato Debate

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It's gonna be a disaster, guys, and I apologize. Now it'll be fun. It'll be so good. It's gonna be so good, so tight.
She's talking about how her classroom, I'm assuming these are young kids, how her classroom has a fart corner.
Is this a good idea or a bad idea? Listen to what she's got to say.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:28)
This is our fart corner. If you need to fart, simply come over here, fart, take about 10 seconds, get your little spray going on, go sit down.
Nobody's worried about it.

**Rizz** (2:45)
I'm sorry. Everybody's going to pay attention.

**Lern** (2:48)
Everyone cares. Just pay attention.

**Rafe** (2:50)
And somebody, and one of these kids, probably named Chris, is tallying how many farts you've had all year.

**Rizz** (2:56)
Of course. Oh, Lern's in the fart corner again.

**Lern** (2:59)
Oh, gosh. We won't get out of there.

**Rizz** (3:01)
This is a terrible idea.

**Lern** (3:03)
Well, and also, like, the desk closest to the fart corner, that sucks. Nobody's going to want to sit there. You know, like some kid, like his last name is Zariah.

**Moon** (3:12)
Larry.

**Lern** (3:13)
Larry Zariah doesn't want to sit in the fart corner.

**Moon** (3:15)
Why is the east, why is the southeast corner got to be the fart corner?

**Lern** (3:20)
Also, like, do you put pads up and then you can just like, like you can just put in the cushion. Yeah. So kind of like absorbs it. Otherwise, it's going to dissipate, dude. And it's going to be fart classroom USA.

**Rizz** (3:31)
Yeah, she got a little spray. Also, she says, you know, you spray a little like, you know, Poo-Pourri Lysol.

**Moon** (3:40)
You're creating a platform for a very, for the fun guy in class.

**Lern** (3:45)
Oh, for sure.

**Moon** (3:46)
The closer you get to the corner, the better the acoustics. You're basically creating a fart amplifier.

**Lern** (3:54)
This is a terrible idea.

**Moon** (3:55)
No one's going to notice is crazy. Like, maybe not the smell, but somebody's going to rip hard.

**Rizz** (4:02)
No, you're right. Nobody's going to tally every time Susie goes up to the corner.

**Moon** (4:08)
And also the cool guy in the back leaning back in his chair sticking pencils in the ceiling tiles is going to be like, there's going to be an announcement made. There's no way no one's saying nothing.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:19)
Oh, they're coming up to fart corner.

**Moon** (4:23)
He's five one. You know, like somebody's going to be doing like pregame announcement. Oh, yeah.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:29)
It's time to fart.

**Moon** (4:33)
Toot man Taylor.

**Rafe** (4:35)
This is a great opportunity for the superhero kid that is like somehow already comfortable enough to do this. And we all remember that kid. I did. I talked about him before I named him. I've named him by name.

**Rizz** (4:45)
The one that get away with farting in front of chicks. And it'd be it'd be funny.

**Lern** (4:48)
Yeah.

**Rafe** (4:49)
It's like how did that mortify me still to this day? Eighth grade. I sat next to Trisha. I haven't talked to her since.