Fantasy Football - Preseason Hype + Fantasy Curses - Podcast for 8/14

**Jason Moore** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:36)
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**SPEAKER_3** (1:11)
Welcome to the Fantasy Footballers Podcast with your hosts, Andy Holloway, Jason Moore and Mike Wright.

**Andy Holloway** (1:28)
Welcome in.
Friday, August 14th, the Fantasy Footballers Podcast, Andy Holloway, Jason Moore and the Bear. Back again.

**Jason Moore** (1:50)
We have to assume that Mike has the lettuce diarrhea thing.

**Andy Holloway** (1:55)
Hope. Hope.

**Jason Moore** (1:56)
I'm sorry. I said assume. Hope, right?

**Andy Holloway** (1:58)
That's the word we're looking for.

**Jason Moore** (2:00)
We have to hope.

**Andy Holloway** (2:01)
Thank you, Al, I think. He was close.

**Jason Moore** (2:05)
He was close to coming back. He'll be here Monday for sure.

**Andy Holloway** (2:08)
Yeah.
He's in preseason form. You know what I mean? And he's a man of few words. He hasn't really even given us details about what he's- No idea. The only thing he said is he's like, whatever he's got, it hit him like a ton of bricks, and he's down for the count, and we choose to believe he has the lettuce diarrhea thing.

**Jason Moore** (2:28)
Hope, Andy.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:29)
We hope he's got-

**Jason Moore** (2:31)
Hope he has the lettuce diarrhea.

**Andy Holloway** (2:32)
The funny thing is, is the difference between him being infected and normal- He wouldn't know. He wouldn't notice the difference. His normal life is-

**Jason Moore** (2:39)
He's had the lettuce diarrhea thing for-

**Andy Holloway** (2:41)
15 years, 20 years.

**Jason Moore** (2:41)
Yeah, it's been a long time.

**Andy Holloway** (2:44)
That's how he keeps in shape. Yeah.
I think one of the ways they treat that is the hot salsa at Chipotle.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:51)
I think that's one of the treatments.

**Jason Moore** (2:52)
That's definitely going to help.

**Andy Holloway** (2:53)
Something like that. We have plenty to talk about though, Jason. We've got-

**Jason Moore** (2:57)
Pre-season games going on.

**Andy Holloway** (2:59)
I mean, maybe LaFleur is a good coach. I don't know. The Cardinals' quarterbacks are like 49 for 55 in the pre-season.

**Jason Moore** (3:07)
Maybe. Maybe. Maybe it was pre-season defenses. Time will tell.

**Andy Holloway** (3:13)
We will talk through what we saw last night. That'll be a big part of the show.
We will get into some mailbag questions. And right here right now, Jay, just start using that brain of yours to decide which of our deuces will do the mailbag drop and why. So just think about that. We got a while before that. We have a little bit of time. I will work on it.

**Jason Moore** (3:37)
I'm going to workshop that.

**Andy Holloway** (3:38)
Keep them all guessing.
I've got good reasons for all three. This is fantastic. I want you to pick one and then give us the reason when we get to the mailbag. And then we'll find out together. It's really good. Let me see.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:53)
I'm looking at the faces.

**Andy Holloway** (3:54)
I want to see who's sweating the most. Three happy people. Okay. See, he's...

**Jason Moore** (3:58)
Josh, give him the thumbs up. Josh is playing the reverse psychology game.

**Andy Holloway** (4:02)
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**Jason Moore** (4:29)
You'll get to do the mail back. Like right now, it's an honor. So whichever deuce or I may do the mail back today, I'm honoring them.