Explaining My Lawsuit Against iDubbbz - H3 Show #279

**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
What did you steal?

**Nate** (0:02)
Secrets.

**Ethan Klein** (0:04)
Disclosure Day is Steven Spielberg's best film in 20 years.

**Tamara** (0:08)
Are they people?

**Ethan Klein** (0:10)
No.

**Nate** (0:11)
Are they human? My God.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:14)
Spielberg does this better than anybody in history.

**Nathan** (0:18)
I can see it.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:19)
They're coming.

**Ethan Klein** (0:22)
Disclosure Day, rated PG-13.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:24)
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13

**Nathan** (0:26)
In theaters Friday.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:28)
Get tickets now.

**Ethan Klein** (0:33)
Hello, everybody. Welcome to the H3 Show. Coming at you live from...

**Nathan** (0:38)
Sunny.

**Ethan Klein** (0:39)
Beautiful Los Angeles, California.

**Ethan Klein** (0:41)
Good day, sir.

**Ethan Klein** (0:43)
Ignore the homeless. The weather is great.
Come that way.

**SPEAKER_8** (0:47)
Good day, sir.

**Ethan Klein** (0:48)
And good day to you, sir. Well, the good, the homeless aren't there. We have them centralized. So just avoid certain areas and you'll be fine.
Well, they're, I mean, okay. I mean, it doesn't have the same thing.

**Love** (1:04)
That just reminded me. I saw a homeless person do the most...

**Ethan Klein** (1:07)
You could say homeless. I don't think that's wrong to say homeless.

**Love** (1:09)
Oh, are we getting into this? Who, did someone just correct you?

**Ethan Klein** (1:12)
Yeah, Nate did. I don't think he was mostly kidding, but maybe not. Yeah.

**Love** (1:16)
I have strong opinions on that.

**Ethan Klein** (1:18)
Um, I feel like homeless and unhomed literally means the same thing.

**Nate** (1:24)
They do.

**AB** (1:26)
I feel like unhoused sounds worse, to be honest.

**Ethan Klein** (1:28)
Unhoused.

**Love** (1:29)
Wait, Nate, you think Ethan should say unhomed?

**Nate** (1:33)
No, I said unhoused.

**Ethan Klein** (1:34)
But there are people that do think that, so it's not like, like there are people that think that saying homeless is derogatory.

**Love** (1:40)
Do the homeless think that?

**Ethan Klein** (1:42)
I don't think the homeless give a.

**Love** (1:43)
That's what I think.

**Ethan Klein** (1:43)
I think they're just looking for some food and some shelter.

**Love** (1:46)
But I said that-

**SPEAKER_12** (1:47)
So it did, it hit home for me.

**Ethan Klein** (1:48)
And drugs, probably in a lot of cases too.
They take drugs. Um, yeah. Anything else to-

**Nathan** (2:00)
Good day sir!

**Ethan Klein** (2:01)
Anything else to add?

**Nathan** (2:04)
Yes, good, on we go!

**Ethan Klein** (2:07)
I don't think the homeless care about that debate. I genuinely think they have bigger problems, right?

**Love** (2:10)
That's what I suspect.

**Ethan Klein** (2:12)
Like not having a home.

**Love** (2:14)
Well, the thing is, they, you know, where, you know, like Metallica said, wherever you lay your head, home. But-

**Ethan Klein** (2:20)
That sounds nice, the earth is their home.

**Love** (2:22)
Right. But I just think it's ridiculous.

**Ethan Klein** (2:26)
Yeah.

**Love** (2:26)
And it's not, and I don't think it's helping. Who's it helping?

**Ethan Klein** (2:31)
Well, some of the PC debates about like certain verbiage that's better. I agree with some of them. That's not one of them I agree with.

**AB** (2:38)
Right.
Unhoused just sounds like temporary to me. Like you're in between. Like I feel like homeless is...

**Ethan Klein** (2:45)
Who? But nobody's without a home forever. What is homeless? Nobody's like, I've never had a home and I will never have a home.

**AB** (2:50)
I mean some people...

**Ethan Klein** (2:50)
I've never had a home. I was born to this earth and I will die to this earth. Close the house.

**Love** (2:55)
That sounds like an argument against saying homeless.

**Ethan Klein** (2:57)
That's not a thing. Like nobody... If you're like, this person's homeless. Be like, oh my god, you've never known a home and you'll never be homed. You are just a vagrant forever. I should... I don't know.

**AB** (3:07)
I feel like that does happen.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:09)
Papa's in the house.

**Ethan Klein** (3:10)
People that were born in a meadow and fucking live out in wilderness forever.

**AB** (3:13)
Oh, you mean their whole entire life? Yeah. I mean, no. Maybe Tarzan.

**Ethan Klein** (3:17)
Yeah, Tarzan, I guess, is homeless. He's thinking mogli. Mogli is homeless.
Mogli.

**Nate** (3:22)
The jungle's their home.

**Ethan Klein** (3:23)
Whoa, bro. I didn't know he was mogging on this.

**AB** (3:25)
I do like mogli though.

**Dan** (3:27)
Yeah, mogli, he was like raised by a jaguar or something.

**SPEAKER_15** (3:30)
No, he was raised by a wolf.

**Ethan Klein** (3:31)
He's true homeless, although at the end, he does go back to the city, doesn't he?

**Dan** (3:35)
Well, the jungle is his home, so he's not really homeless.