Espresso – Sabrina Carpenter
Daily Notes from Nathan Cassidy
October 6, 2024
I've never had a coffee and never will.
Speakers Nathan Cassidy
Nathan Cassidy (0:00)
People say, relax more, Nathan. Have a coffee. I've never drunk coffee. Why, you've never drunk coffee, Nathan. You're weird. I can't get through a morning without my espresso. But it has to be a particular type of bean. It can't be too fruity, otherwise my whole life is ruined.
I don't drink espresso for the same reason I don't go on a roller coaster. I don't want to escape reality. It's cheating. You know, at the split second where the espresso hits the taste buds and you think everything's okay, it's not okay, is it? You've done anything to improve the world. The world is in a better place. All you've done is created more mess. Having an espresso is like wanking into your hand. You don't make anything better. If anything, you make it worse. You just create a mess. It's like wanking into a sock.
I don't drink espresso, and I never come unless I do it in an inspirational way. I want to make the world a better place when I come.
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