Episode 973 | "Alma Mater"

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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SPEAKER_2 (0:28)

On the low, that's what he be doing.

SPEAKER_1 (0:29)

He think nobody know this, but I'm going to observe a burger.

SPEAKER_3 (0:33)

Ice be trying to show off his legs.

SPEAKER_2 (0:36)

Ice be trying to show off his legs.

SPEAKER_1 (0:38)

I ain't mad at him either.

SPEAKER_4 (0:39)

He keep doing the walk bys.

SPEAKER_5 (0:41)

Oh, wow. You got hair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_7 (0:43)

It's getting time to grow the hair back.

SPEAKER_8 (0:46)

Ice. Oh, it's only a seasonal thing.

SPEAKER_5 (0:48)

Okay.

SPEAKER_4 (0:48)

You grow your hair back for the winter?

SPEAKER_8 (0:49)

Yes. I'm a bear, Ice is a bear.

SPEAKER_4 (0:54)

Ice is a bear.

SPEAKER_9 (0:56)

It's cold, and it rained today.

SPEAKER_7 (0:58)

It's not raining.

SPEAKER_9 (0:59)

But it rained.

SPEAKER_7 (1:00)

It rained this morning.

SPEAKER_10 (1:01)

So when you got up this morning and put on your outfit.

SPEAKER_7 (1:04)

It was already done.

SPEAKER_6 (1:05)

He grew his hair out.

SPEAKER_7 (1:05)

I checked the weather, and I checked the weather, what it's going to be like later on. I always look at the weather for the day, just because it's cool in the morning, I'm cool.

SPEAKER_11 (1:12)

And today gave you shorts.

SPEAKER_7 (1:13)

Yeah, it gave me shorts today. Feeling good today, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_4 (1:16)

I got an issue with you, man. Both of y'all, actually, you had it. I asked, so he's worried about getting to his barber tonight in time for the show.

SPEAKER_11 (1:23)

Emanny is.

SPEAKER_7 (1:23)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_9 (1:24)

Yeah, I got to get my hairline.

SPEAKER_11 (1:25)

You got to get it.

SPEAKER_4 (1:26)

And that's what I, I've cut hair before I could just cut it for him if we run late tonight.

SPEAKER_8 (1:30)

Was that your job in the cult? I thought you were the driver.

SPEAKER_4 (1:33)

I was a driver, but I also did all of them. In college, I cut hair.

SPEAKER_2 (1:36)

He wore many hats.

SPEAKER_4 (1:38)

Except one. We weren't allowed to wear those.

SPEAKER_12 (1:41)

It didn't feel good, no.

SPEAKER_5 (1:43)

That's what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_10 (1:48)

Mark, I don't really see you get haircuts.

SPEAKER_4 (1:50)

I can't remember why I didn't put my hair there.

SPEAKER_1 (1:54)

Or bathe, or put lotion on, or clean your nails.

SPEAKER_4 (1:57)

You usually took the lotion off my hand and threw it in the trash in front of me.

SPEAKER_2 (1:59)

Yes.

SPEAKER_1 (2:00)

Yes.

SPEAKER_2 (2:01)

I didn't bring my bag down here today, and my bag got all the shit in it like a bitch. Right, right.

So I needed some lotion. So I say, yo, is there lotion here? These niggas say, it's some scentless lotion here.

SPEAKER_4 (2:12)

Right, which we used before the show.

SPEAKER_2 (2:13)

When we first got into this pod place, when we first got in here, I tried to stock this shit like Joe style. So it was fly lotion, it was fly shit. And now I threw that, I put that scentless lotion on and felt like I changed the tire.

SPEAKER_13 (2:30)

And what was the name of it? It's in the garbage.

SPEAKER_2 (2:32)

I wouldn't know.

SPEAKER_4 (2:32)

He literally threw that. I was reaching for it to put it on, he grabbed it and threw it in the garbage.

SPEAKER_2 (2:35)

Nobody should ever wear that again.

SPEAKER_5 (2:37)

That shit felt like tar.

SPEAKER_4 (2:38)

I didn't want scented lotion.

SPEAKER_5 (2:40)

No, it's not the scent. I'm just talking about how it felt.

SPEAKER_2 (2:42)

That shit was disgusting.

SPEAKER_7 (2:43)

But you don't even use it.

SPEAKER_2 (2:45)

And now no one will use it.

SPEAKER_5 (2:46)

What would you replace it with? I'm looking out for y'all.

SPEAKER_4 (2:48)

What would you replace it with, Big Dog?

SPEAKER_2 (2:51)

Absolutely nothing.

SPEAKER_7 (2:52)

Sometimes you got to want better for people, even if they don't know.

SPEAKER_2 (2:54)

Yo, dog, you could lick your hands with saliva and be in a better spot.

SPEAKER_8 (2:59)

Use a sink?

SPEAKER_12 (3:00)

Yeah, honestly.

SPEAKER_4 (3:02)

That was nasty. Anyway, I could do that for you.

SPEAKER_10 (3:06)

I'm good.

SPEAKER_8 (3:06)

When was the last time you gave a haircut?