Episode 971 | "Off The Clock Cuck"

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Enjoy the show. I am not going to lie. We are starting out being nostalgic and being old. We are talking about driving to the mall. Imani said, what some kid, I forgot who we were talking about.

SPEAKER_4 (0:40)

I was on the bus.

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Your niece, he said his niece wanted to get a license so she could drive.

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She got a permit.

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So she could drive to the mall.

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I am like, this is not the 90s. These kids are not driving to the mall anymore. Yeah, exactly.

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The mall.

SPEAKER_3 (0:53)

Don't tell him anything.

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Some of the things we did back then, they still doing. They still want to go to a mall, walk around, link around, walk, window shop.

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Imani, New Jersey is the only place with malls.

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Still.

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I mean, there ain't too many malls left.

SPEAKER_3 (1:09)

New Jersey is the only place with malls.

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There's like strip malls still, but not like mall malls as much as there used to be.

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Malls, they're shutting down malls.

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Sidebar.

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I'm not saying your niece, but just kids in general, they be hooking up.

SPEAKER_3 (1:21)

That is sad as fuck that we're losing the whole mall culture thing.

Being in the mall, hanging in the mall, eating snacks in the mall, eating your dinner in the mall, pulling your first bitch in the mall, like all that history. That's what I'm saying.

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I was that dude in the mall days.

SPEAKER_3 (1:38)

The mall was the shit, bro. And it had nothing to do with buying anything.

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You just went to K-Mart. No, you ain't had no money.

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Buy a CD, baby.

Maybe a CD. You will buy a CD.

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And you got a pen days? Oh, come on.

SPEAKER_3 (1:53)

No, you ain't got a pen days.

SPEAKER_9 (1:54)

Yo, stay right here.

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Write it on my hand.

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Stay right here.

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Don't move. Let me go running Rainbow Express somewhere. Get a little pen.

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Get some eyeliner.

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Yeah.

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Then you get home, one of the numbers all smudged.

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Now you got a guess.

SPEAKER_1 (2:09)

You got a guess. I was guessing.

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Every combination. I'm going to beat one.

SPEAKER_1 (2:16)

In them days, when you're calling up a mother or a dad, somebody answers the phone. You got to put on... That's the first cold switch you learn. That's the fact.

SPEAKER_7 (2:24)

Oh, getting that busy signal.

SPEAKER_3 (2:26)

I was about to say the house phone.

SPEAKER_1 (2:28)

Oh, the busy signal. Oh, the good old days, man. We seen a lot of shit only be 45, 47

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It's a whole different fucking world we live in.

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Yo, they keep showing, they was showing the, what did they put out? New footage from when 9-11 happened. That shit looked like it was in the 60s.

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For real, the quality, right?

SPEAKER_3 (2:50)

Yes. The firefighters, the people.

SPEAKER_8 (2:54)

The football footage from back in the days looks crazy. From like the early 2000s. Yeah.

That shit look great in these asses.

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High def.

SPEAKER_8 (3:02)

Word.

SPEAKER_3 (3:03)

Oh, that shit look bad.

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Yo, you good? I seen you had the runoff set at the very beginning of our show.

SPEAKER_3 (3:09)

My alarm went off.

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It's time to wake up.

SPEAKER_1 (3:11)

You had to leave set because your alarm went off?

SPEAKER_3 (3:13)

Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_4 (3:13)

Your alarm?

SPEAKER_3 (3:14)

What alarm? It's his wake up alarm.

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It's for noon.

SPEAKER_4 (3:19)

What do you have to do at noon if you get an alarm?

SPEAKER_1 (3:20)

You can tell to be outside at night.

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Get out of the house.

SPEAKER_6 (3:23)

He has to tell his in-laws. Her husband call him at one.

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No, that's my...

If I am still in bed, that's my... It's time to get up.

SPEAKER_3 (3:33)

I was really in bed, Lorne.

SPEAKER_7 (3:34)

I haven't slept till noon.