Episode 970 | "We Are The World"

Joe Budden (0:00)

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Parks (0:32)

Welcome back. Freeze and Joe.

Ice (0:34)

Yo, yo, yo.

Joe Budden (0:35)

Yo, we back, yo.

Ice (0:37)

That's right. Gang is in the building.

Joe Budden (0:38)

We back, yo. Squad is here.

Parks (0:41)

Thank God.

Joe Budden (0:42)

The last episode, shout to the gang for holding it down. Not a gang in case them Rico people was listening. Also, here they are. I mean like, yeah. I mean like a pod gang.

Freeze (0:53)

Crew. Crew.

Joe Budden (0:54)

Crew sounds so old school.

Parks (0:57)

I want to thank you specifically for giving us a really big head start and notice that half the pod was not going to be here.

Joe Budden (1:05)

I tried, man.

Freeze (1:07)

No, you didn't.

Joe Budden (1:09)

I tried.

Parks (1:10)

We started at 11.3 in the morning, typically recording. At 11.35, Joe comes down and says, me and Freeze are not going to be here.

Joe Budden (1:16)

Yeah. Sometimes you want to see what that $2 million almost payroll looks like.

Parks (1:22)

Fair enough.

Freeze (1:23)

I think we held it down. They should have it.

Parks (1:25)

I think we held it down.

Joe Budden (1:28)

Around the 29th every month, I think, you know what? They got it. Yeah, they got it. Anyway, me and Freeze are back. We back, baby. We back. You know what I mean? We up in this piece.

I was just sharing with my brothers how we're aging and my vision and my memory is fading because this morning I had to ask which toothbrush was mine in the thing of Majig.

Freeze (1:52)

No, for real. Don't y'all have Mrs. Hurst sinks?

Joe Budden (1:56)

Yeah, but we don't. What's mine is going to be the sinks she uses.

Freeze (2:00)

We like the same color toothbrush.

Joe Budden (2:01)

We like the same sinks. She went and bought new toothbrushes.

Freeze (2:04)

I can see how that would be.

Joe Budden (2:05)

Put them all in there and Lex got dine of them. He just do what he want.

Freeze (2:10)

Just put your initial on one.

Ice (2:11)

No, they color code the toothbrushes.

Joe Budden (2:13)

Yeah, I put a toothbrush in my mouth. The shit start, my shit ain't doing.

Freeze (2:18)

My shit ain't doing this. You don't have a vibrating toothbrush?

Ish (2:20)

Yo, time out with the toothbrushes.

Joe Budden (2:22)

You can't come late and make a Joe Budden suck dick joke. Oh shit.

Just to be clear, you can't come late and make a Joe Budden you be sucking dick joke. That's what you're doing.

Ish (2:31)

That traffic, I had to go all the way.

Flip (2:33)

Yo, bro, this shit was insane.

Freeze (2:34)

I told you.

Ice (2:36)

I told them, I said the car was on fire.

Ish (2:37)

Yeah, this shit was crazy.

Ice (2:39)

I had to go all the way around, tonnily, dog bullshit, but lost it.

Parks (2:42)

For real? Sorry, you went through that.

Ish (2:43)

Yo, when you buy the new toothbrushes, they give you the color code thing.

Parks (2:48)

They do.

Joe Budden (2:49)

What's the color code thing?

Parks (2:50)

The little ring around the...

Ice (2:51)

If you get the fancy, like the best toothbrushes, the oral, anyway.

Joe Budden (2:55)

I don't.

Ice (2:55)

They got the, like they got blue, red, you could put the little ring on it, so that's yours. It's blue.

Parks (3:01)

I have different color handles for my wife and me.

Imani (3:03)

Yo, just un-issue your shit.

Freeze (3:05)

Yeah, that's what we got different colors.

Marc Lamont Hill (3:06)

What you look like writing with a Sharpie or a toothbrush?

Parks (3:08)

That's better than ghetto shit.

Ice (3:10)

You get the black Sonicare and let her get the white Sonicare.

Freeze (3:13)

Yeah, exactly.

Joe Budden (3:14)

All this sounds like memorizing the mumps by your knuckles.

Parks (3:19)

I mean.

Joe Budden (3:19)

That's what it sounds like. Effective.

Parks (3:21)

Or just use some.

Joe Budden (3:22)

Alright, so listen, my good brother Ish just walked in. A tad bit late, no text or phone call, but he's a reliable friend, so I knew he would be here.