Episode 969 | "Toilet Fishing"

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

The thoughts, views and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves.

Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best interests at heart, or our own.

Parks Vallely (0:27)

Enjoy the show.

SPEAKER_3 (0:28)

What I'm saying is that you're trying to join the bandwagon with them because you've seen what's going on online. You're trying to join with them and get on Flip. It's not going to work.

Mona (0:34)

I'm not even on Twitter, man.

Parks Vallely (0:35)

I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_3 (0:36)

Whatever it is that is not going to work. Respectfully, let's be respectful to one another.

Mona (0:39)

Whatever happens, this neck will remain as white as it is.

Parks Vallely (0:43)

Yeah, well, I know.

SPEAKER_3 (0:45)

They need help. Look, again, they all need help. They all need approval from each other.

Marc Lamont Hill (0:50)

We just be laughing because it'd be funny.

SPEAKER_3 (0:51)

Yeah, I need approval.

SPEAKER_1 (0:53)

Are you feeling the way about what happened the other day?

SPEAKER_3 (0:55)

Don't touch me.

SPEAKER_6 (0:55)

Don't talk to me.

Parks Vallely (0:56)

Hey, yo, what's up, y'all? It's Queen Flip.

SPEAKER_3 (0:57)

It's on the Internet.

Marc Lamont Hill (0:59)

All you got to do is type Flip on the Internet, and it'll all come out.

Mona (1:01)

We can't talk at the same time.

SPEAKER_3 (1:03)

Hey, yo, Karen, Karen, we can't talk at the same time.

Parks Vallely (1:05)

All right, you're right. All right. Karen, we can't talk at the same time.

SPEAKER_3 (1:07)

Let me just say one thing.

Marc Lamont Hill (1:08)

Just go to it on the Internet and just say, what language does Queen Flip speak? That's all you got to do.

SPEAKER_6 (1:11)

There we go.

Parks Vallely (1:13)

What's up, y'all? How y'all doing?

Officially Ice (1:14)

Feeling great, huh, you, Flip?

SPEAKER_3 (1:16)

I feel so good.

SPEAKER_6 (1:17)

Thanks for coming in.

SPEAKER_3 (1:17)

Yeah, of course. Man, this is what I do.

Officially Ice (1:21)

You do a lot of other things, too, though. So, I mean, we got lucky that you were on the road.

SPEAKER_3 (1:25)

But listen, it's not about that. This gig is first.

Marc Lamont Hill (1:27)

Every time I call him, he home.

SPEAKER_3 (1:29)

The gig is first.

Marc Lamont Hill (1:29)

Well, I heard Judge Judy in the background.

SPEAKER_3 (1:31)

No, I don't watch Judge Judy. I'm not a Karen like you.

Mona (1:38)

The back of your head is see-through.

Officially Ice (1:40)

Yeah.

Mona (1:42)

Let's just keep going, guys.

Parks Vallely (1:44)

What does that mean?

Mona (1:45)

I mean, it's different. It's lacy.

Officially Ice (1:47)

Oh, it is a little lacy.

Mona (1:48)

It's like he got a lace back.

Parks Vallely (1:48)

There's some embroidery on there.

Mona (1:51)

Yeah, lace for him to fit in.

SPEAKER_3 (1:52)

I got you. You guys look good today, man.

Mona (1:54)

You look good every day.

SPEAKER_3 (1:55)

Thank you very much. I don't need your compliments right now.

SPEAKER_6 (1:59)

What up, Ish?

Mona (1:59)

What up, man? I like your t-shirt.

SPEAKER_3 (2:02)

Thank you very much. Talk with some bravado, boy.

SPEAKER_6 (2:05)

Black person for a change.

SPEAKER_3 (2:06)

Because me and you will speak the same language today.

You thought I let that go? You had that. I was saving it for two. That got my notes too.

Parks Vallely (2:14)

Oh, I had to.

SPEAKER_3 (2:16)

Because they hyped you too much. Even on the Internet.

Parks Vallely (2:19)

That shit was funny. That was funny.

SPEAKER_3 (2:20)

It was fire.

Marc Lamont Hill (2:21)

That was the top five line in show history.

SPEAKER_3 (2:23)

It was fire, because I was arguing with it to myself. Like, yo, come on, Just hype for some nigger. They missed my point. However, the line was fire. I do think that you guys add sauce to it.

You put ketchup in the spaghetti sauce.

Mona (2:38)

What all that laughter?

SPEAKER_3 (2:39)

Yeah, but I just want to be down with him. It was just funny. When a old and he losing it, sometimes it's good to praise our old and make them feel like they still got it.

SPEAKER_8 (2:47)

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_3 (2:48)

Yeah, he is. It's him. You never found it.

Parks Vallely (2:53)

I don't want no problems with you today. Boy, look. Nobody wants to fight her.