Episode 968 | "Caught Green Handed"

Joe Budden (0:00)

The thoughts, views and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only.

I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real.

Ish (0:11)

No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves.

Joe Budden (0:18)

Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home.

Mal (0:21)

We are trained professionals.

Ish (0:23)

Do not have your best interests at heart, or our own.

Parks (0:27)

Enjoy the show.

Marc Lamont Hill (0:29)

Can I ask Flip first before you explain this weird-ass jersey shit you do?

Parks (0:33)

Sure, you can ask.

Marc Lamont Hill (0:34)

Flip, how do you remember how many days in a month? We were talking about this before you came in.

Parks (0:39)

Without a calendar, obviously.

Marc Lamont Hill (0:40)

Yeah.

Joe Budden (0:41)

Or your phone.

Marc Lamont Hill (0:42)

You got a system or anything?

Parks (0:44)

No.

Joe Budden (0:44)

Do you just have it memorized?

Queenz Flip (0:46)

Yeah, it's in my brain.

Mal (0:47)

How many days in March?

Queenz Flip (0:52)

Wait, hold on. Not 20, 30 20 or 31

Parks (0:56)

No. All right. 31?

Poe (0:57)

So, February 28th.

Queenz Flip (0:59)

28 days in February, right? Hold on, nigga. I hate when you do that, Hold on.

Corey (1:04)

It's kind of SAT question.

Parks (1:07)

Stop doing that. That's insulting. You're insulting me. Stop.

Joe Budden (1:09)

I'm sorry, then.

Queenz Flip (1:10)

No, don't put your... No. All right, thank you.

Joe Budden (1:12)

Yo, I ain't a capper, So what?

Queenz Flip (1:14)

What that mean?

Parks (1:15)

I ain't a Delta. I'm telling you. That shit working that crew. You chump Marc...

Joe Budden (1:20)

That shit ain't going to work with me, I was raised in the streets. Damn it.

Erickson (1:25)

Okay, I just don't...

Parks (1:26)

Damn, man.

Queenz Flip (1:27)

You attacked everybody.

Erickson (1:28)

I just don't...

Parks (1:29)

Go ahead, go ahead.

Queenz Flip (1:30)

28 February. I think it's 31 days in March. I could be wrong.

Marc Lamont Hill (1:34)

Okay, so your system might not be the fastest.

Queenz Flip (1:36)

Okay.

Marc Lamont Hill (1:37)

The way I was told was 30 days has September, April, June and November.

Parks (1:40)

April, June and November.

Savon (1:42)

Yes.

Marc Lamont Hill (1:43)

All the rest have 31, except February, right? Then Ice came with some newer education systems.

Savon (1:49)

It what?

Parks (1:49)

I think it was me.

Thank you. He said, I do the knuckles.

Ice (1:54)

What you going to say now?

Parks (1:55)

I don't know.

Ice (1:55)

What you going to teach up there? that asshole.

He Park said, I do the knuckles.

Parks (2:01)

I do the knuckles. I'm like, give me two.

Mal (2:02)

So you all like, what the fuck is the knuckles?

Ice (2:04)

January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December.

Joe Budden (2:13)

How many knuckles do you think you have?

Ice (2:15)

All the months that land on a knuckle are 31 days. All the ones that's in the gap are not 31 days.

Queenz Flip (2:20)

January, February, March, April, May.

Tanner (2:23)

if y'all get the out of here.

Joe Budden (2:24)

That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

Ice (2:27)

I didn't know you started back over here.

SPEAKER_13 (2:29)

I thought you went back across.

Parks (2:30)

No, no, no. I'll see if you just weren't talking about the knuckles right.

Joe Budden (2:33)

Ice knuckles ain't even defined.

SPEAKER_14 (2:35)

He just pointing on his hand.

Ice (2:40)

You just start over. Yo, that's crazy.

Joe Budden (2:42)

I think y'all are remedial. We think y'all sitting there chanting is remedial. But I think that y'all shit means y'all are a lot more remedial than our little poem.

Marc Lamont Hill (2:52)

All you could do is work with your hands.

Parks (2:54)

The slow word class. Right.

Marc Lamont Hill (2:56)

We was in the basement. Y'all was in the trailer.

Parks (2:57)

I was never going to remember in raps, so.

Tanner (3:00)

You were a rapper.

Parks (3:02)

I know, but I didn't continue with it because I couldn't remember it.

SPEAKER_13 (3:05)

Yo, you wrote raps you couldn't remember.

Parks (3:08)

Not literally. Should have used your mouth. So yeah.

Ish (3:11)

He was one of them.

Joe Budden (3:12)

That is some real remedial registry shit.

Ice (3:16)

You've never heard of it though?

Parks (3:17)

No.

Joe Budden (3:17)

I just didn't know how to do it. No, I enjoy being around people that are intellectual.