Episode 967 | "Guys Love Karaoke"

Joe Budden (0:00)

The thoughts, views and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious.

Parks Vallely (0:09)

It is not real.

Joe Budden (0:11)

No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves.

Parks Vallely (0:18)

Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best interests at heart, or our own. Enjoy the show.

I'd like to outfit run down.

Mona (0:30)

I feel like you should do it again.

Joe Budden (0:31)

Did you like it?

Parks Vallely (0:32)

I did, I did.

Joe Budden (0:33)

Yeah, I was saying last looks. Last looks, last looks, because we're about to start. Mark, you look nice and tucked in. Ish, you look beautiful as always.

Parks Vallely (0:41)

Fucking ice.

Joe Budden (0:42)

That's a wonderful outfit.

Imani (0:43)

Oh no, he's ready for war.

Joe Budden (0:44)

Yeah, yeah.

Ish (0:47)

Uh-oh, where you parked?

Joe Budden (0:48)

Let's go. Uh-oh, parked incognito today.

Ish (0:55)

Laying on it. Yeah, that part is always going to be funny. That shit is always going to be funny.

Parks Vallely (1:02)

Flip, you're looking good.

Joe Budden (1:03)

Imani looked like he pulled up a day after The Beast to talk to Reason with Vern with him. He looked like he's not old. He hadn't been made old yet. He doesn't look settled.

SPEAKER_6 (1:13)

Nah, we good.

Joe Budden (1:15)

I saw the tweet, so I thought you good. But you still got on your scrap mic break out.

SPEAKER_6 (1:23)

Nah, you don't wear jeans when you thinking something like that.

Ish (1:27)

Yeah, you need some jeans to scrap in the fall.

SPEAKER_6 (1:29)

When we start off this, let's lose the reason, man.

Parks Vallely (1:31)

Let's lose the reason.

SPEAKER_6 (1:32)

It's out of pocket, a little out of pocket, call a bitch, but we handle what we handle. It's cool.

Parks Vallely (1:36)

That's good, thank God, man.

SPEAKER_6 (1:38)

Thank God.

Parks Vallely (1:39)

Make some noise for that, come on.

SPEAKER_6 (1:40)

Grown man shit, Snoop.

Joe Budden (1:42)

Make some noise for that, for being mature after shit could have blown up in the city and then gone on the stream.

SPEAKER_7 (1:48)

All right, so listen.

Joe Budden (1:51)

So listen, we have, yo, dog.

Parks Vallely (1:53)

There's a lot going on. Listen to me.

Joe Budden (1:55)

So much. But listen to me, man. Listen to me, look me in my eyes. All of you, for real, you too, Ish. Ish, Ish, today, please, yo. I need your cooperation today.

I don't know if I've ever had a day like this, or if I've ever been happier than I am right now. My God, don't play around me.

Ish (2:14)

Why you so happy? For real, listen to me.

Joe Budden (2:16)

I don't know how many times I could count with my whole squad go outside together and shake shit up. Content gold right before Halloween.

SPEAKER_7 (2:31)

While I'm home tucked in bed.

Joe Budden (2:33)

All right, so let me, hey, podcast, listen, we're going to do an intro.

Great show lined up for y'all. I'm going to get my contribution out the way, and you won't hear from me probably till hour four.

SPEAKER_7 (2:43)

Hour four.

Joe Budden (2:44)

Hour four.

Because I'm not censoring me. I don't have nothing to say. I wasn't there. However, around eight o'clock, around eight o'clock, 8 PM, 8.30, I did see a little flyer coming, because I follow all the Girls Love Karaoke people. I saw a flyer coming across my Instagram. It said, yo, two-year anniversary tonight.

Parks Vallely (3:07)

Uh-huh. I was like, oh, shit, that's a two-year anniversary.

SPEAKER_6 (3:11)

Special.

Joe Budden (3:12)

That's special.

Parks Vallely (3:13)

I was there for the one year. I was there since the, you know what?

Joe Budden (3:16)

Me and my baby ain't been out.

Parks Vallely (3:18)

She pregnant, back hurting and shit.

Joe Budden (3:19)

We've been sitting just looking at each other. I looked at my baby and said, yeah, you want to go to Girls Love Karaoke tonight?

SPEAKER_7 (3:27)

And she said, you know what, babe?

Parks Vallely (3:29)

That's a good idea. I said, let me call Maddie and get us a table, get us situated.

Joe Budden (3:35)

Call Maddie up.

Parks Vallely (3:36)

I say, Maddie, I think we're stepping down to Girls Love Karaoke, save me a table. And she said, yeah, you want the table? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, yeah, just save me a table. I'll be there. What time are you getting there? She said, probably 1, 1.30. That's exactly what she said.