Episode 965 | "We Smoking This Sh*t"

Joe Budden (0:00)

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Officially Ice (0:29)

All morning, I'm saying to my fiancee, because we got an ongoing joke in the house, that as soon as she turned the stove on, or the oven on, her son pop up from college.

Nigga, no, go to college, go to school, eat the Lunchables that them serve up there. He pop up and get some of mama good food.

SPEAKER_4 (0:53)

Yes, he should.

Officially Ice (0:54)

That's how it goes. I understand that, as a nigga with a mama, where you lose me is I never had a stepdad.

Mona (1:04)

Oh, you never had a stepdad?

Officially Ice (1:05)

No.

Mona (1:06)

Oh, I have.

Officially Ice (1:08)

When you go over there to get some of mama food, you gotta leave some of the curry chicken and the big chicken in there when stepdad come over here. This growing-ass football-playing nigga, don't do he eat everything.

Parks Vallely (1:21)

He take the food up.

Officially Ice (1:23)

So now, she makes some good shit last night. I'm like, oh, peace.

SPEAKER_6 (1:27)

Your son not here.

SPEAKER_7 (1:29)

I get leftovers.

SPEAKER_6 (1:31)

And the first thing in the morning, you got the chicken and rice.

Joe Budden (1:37)

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_7 (1:40)

That shit look good.

Marc Lamont Hill (1:41)

He's unbothered.

Parks Vallely (1:44)

He looks like a nutty Joe Budden.

Officially Ice (1:46)

That's why they lost 87 to 3

Yeah, play around, 87 to 3, because you see me enjoying food. It's so fatty, bro. 87 to 3, that's why they injured your punter.

Ish (2:02)

He would have shut that receiver down. I wouldn't have went that way.

Joe Budden (2:06)

That's my bad, man. I love you. Shut that mouth, dad.

SPEAKER_10 (2:09)

And you got a Canada Drive?

SPEAKER_7 (2:11)

Yo, gotta watch all this shit down.

Officially Ice (2:15)

I wish y'all knew how them Canada Drives are fighting my house.

Parks Vallely (2:18)

Oh, my lord. I go through a lot of Canada Drives. Me too. The mini ones? Yeah, and the big ones.

Mona (2:24)

Yeah, that's the thing.

Joe Budden (2:25)

Now, my son called. I ain't got time for you and the stepson.

Parks Vallely (2:29)

Don't move. Get into my call right now.

Joe Budden (2:31)

Yo, yo.

Oh, I missed it. Then he want to come to your job and lick his fingers off the chicken. He's staring at you while you eat.

Marc Lamont Hill (2:42)

He got a troll of you. He could eat that anywhere.

SPEAKER_10 (2:44)

I smell it.

Ish (2:45)

Yeah, he could have eaten it anywhere. And you took the...

Joe Budden (2:47)

Oh, my.

Mona (2:47)

This is so good, though.

Ish (2:49)

Son, he said he left you a thigh. He left you a thigh?

You be all right.

Joe Budden (2:53)

I'm going to learn him.

SPEAKER_6 (2:54)

He look like he learning you right now.

Parks Vallely (2:56)

I don't think you're learning him, J. We fight him.

Ish (2:58)

Yo, you tough, right?

Joe Budden (2:59)

Yeah.

Ish (3:00)

get thighs every day, B.

SPEAKER_10 (3:02)

You be all right.

Mona (3:03)

That's the kind of guy I get you put out, though. That shit good.

Parks Vallely (3:06)

You like water, right?

Ish (3:07)

Last can of the drug, go on.

Officially Ice (3:09)

Yeah, I'll give you all.

Joe Budden (3:10)

Who side y'all on in our last fight about food in my house?

Officially Ice (3:14)

We ordered Chinese food.

Whatever we don't eat, she save it and leave it on the counter for her kids to eat the next day. I said, I can't take this poor shit you keep doing.

Joe Budden (3:27)

Saving Chinese food brings me back to a different place.

Officially Ice (3:32)

And if they want Chinese food tomorrow, we could spend the $13.99.

Parks Vallely (3:38)

I'm saving Chinese food, I'm saving Chinese food, fam.

Mona (3:41)

I don't know what the you're talking about. He in another bracket now.

SPEAKER_11 (3:44)

You save it too? Keep going.

Officially Ice (3:46)

I'm asking you to park the ice answer.

SPEAKER_11 (3:50)

It depends.

Officially Ice (3:51)

We ain't saving no fucking lo mein.

SPEAKER_11 (3:53)

It depends on what it is.

Parks Vallely (3:54)