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Episode 964 | "Macallan 69"

The Joe Budden Podcast

September 16, 2026

The latest JBP episode kicks off with a debate on if you would allow your partner to have dinner with an ex (3:00) before turning to Papoose's new record 'Jezebel' (36:25).

Speakers Joe Budden, Parks Vallely, Ish, Flip, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill, Ice

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Joe Budden (0:00)

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Parks Vallely (0:27)

Enjoy the show.

No, no, no, no, no. Turn this off.

Ish (0:31)

Pop off, my.

Joe Budden (0:32)

Turn this off. Yo, audience, welcome, welcome. I'm so glad y'all could be here.

Ish (0:36)

Y'all want some bro shit.

Joe Budden (0:39)

Because now, he ain't going to be able to get that off. Yo, I was talking to my good brother, Ish. We're not centering nobody. I don't even have the energy to be loud and fight. I don't have the energy today. My body is sore. I'm, my girl keep kicking me off the bed. I'm fucking, I'm on a pregnancy diet. She's totally going against my Zip Band. Like, it's fucked up in my house. But anyway, so we're talking about the list of places that we can and cannot go, well, no, that we cannot go as faithful men in relationships. As my brother Ish, if he could go to London by himself today. He gave me the only answer there is. Of course not.

And then I started daping him up and looking at him. And then Mark started looking away. And I'm like, yo, I know I got a list of places I can't go. As men know, we should revolt.

We should have a meeting and at least get to fucking decide. We need to debate some of these. Some of these need to be put back on the list.

Ish (1:38)

You got it. You got started.

Joe Budden (1:41)

So then Cory, who is in a brand new hot relationship, and boy, I wish y'all could meet his lady. Because if you would meet his lady, it wouldn't allow him to say stupid shit like, I'm in my relationship capitulating because of these bitch ass. No, you capitulating because you know your lady.

You one of us.

Flip (2:04)

You down, my, that's all.

Joe Budden (2:06)

You quickly gained understanding of how this works now. And there's a list of places you can't go by yourself. Probably, your list is probably real long too. You think? Cory's list? No, because I know his lady. His lady got like that My Lady shit times a bunch, and it's new. So it's without the understanding of who's who and what's the, without the dynamics, without knowing what the dynamics are.

Everybody's an opp until we get to a little more trust wise.

Parks Vallely (2:41)

I don't know, none of y'all.

Joe Budden (2:42)

I like him, who are y'all, and yeah, we're going to cuddle up over here to whatever fucking thug record was playing.

Ish (2:51)

This thing is so stupid, yo.

Joe Budden (2:54)

Are some of the places, and I'm going to start this show, are some of the places on, look, Mark keep drinking an empty cup.

Are some of these places, and I watched your clip. I watched you and your wife clip. I love watching him and his wife. I always learned some of his wife is walking all over in that fucking house.

SPEAKER_5 (3:14)

That can't go down the street.

Joe Budden (3:15)

No, I watched the clip, we're sitting in a cut. I'm almost subscribed. But the clip was like, I guess one of her exes invited her to a dinner at one of these conferences. Yeah, but it just popped up in my algorithm.

And she was like, yeah, we should probably have that talk and gain understanding of what that looks like, or what that is like. And then the clip cut to something else.

Dr. Mark Lamont Hill (3:43)

Normally, that makes people subscribe. But you're a tough one.

But no, she went to a conference. And Homeboy is in the same, they go to the same conference. And they caught up and met up for dinner to catch up. I know, I met up before.

Flip (4:01)

Wait, what? Yeah, now I'm a talk, What?

Dr. Mark Lamont Hill (4:05)

Good morning, Flip.

Flip (4:05)

Come on, man. You said that she met up, did she check in with you before she met up with them?

Dr. Mark Lamont Hill (4:10)

Yeah, she asked if I was okay with it.

Flip (4:11)

And you was?

Dr. Mark Lamont Hill (4:12)

Yeah.

Flip (4:14)

like you be lying. You just pulled up on the lower harder.

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