Episode 963 | "Check The Schematics"

Joe Budden (0:00)

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Parks Vallely (0:28)

You can clip the future in here.

Joe Budden (0:34)

It is not lost for you. You go straight from that board to your little laptop. You know what it is.

Ish (0:40)

We know what time it is.

Joe Budden (0:41)

Anyway, what we were talking about, we were talking about stupid passwords. I was accusing Ice of having a stupid password. Like, I love missing peace with emojis.

He the only with emojis in his password. But then I got to thinking about it. My password is something like that. And it's on everything, too. Even though the phone tells you, yo.

Mark (1:01)

This is a reusing this.

Joe Budden (1:03)

Yep, I love her.

SPEAKER_6 (1:07)

I don't do that shit.

Joe Budden (1:08)

It's cool, though, man. It's cool, though. I was around for them 4chan dudes.

SPEAKER_6 (1:13)

Yeah?

Parks Vallely (1:13)

Oh, yeah.

Joe Budden (1:14)

I was around for it.

SPEAKER_8 (1:15)

They cousin's still out here. Oh, for sure.

Officially Ice (1:17)

Oh, yeah. They still trying.

Parks Vallely (1:18)

They still out there.

Ish (1:20)

Capital One been sending me some shit every 2 days, somebody trying to buy something from our fucking Amazon. But it may be cheap, like $20, $24 or some shit like that. They test the water. Then they crack your muffins. They just got my brother like 2 weeks ago. They got him.

He was tight. They hit him, too. They ran up some iPhones on him.

Mark (1:42)

Yo, they get you.

SPEAKER_8 (1:43)

Bunch of them.

Mark (1:43)

I still ain't got my money back from when they got me in June. Still waiting for my refund from the bank. Shit is hard out here, man.

Joe Budden (1:50)

Why y'all dudes are so robbable?

SPEAKER_8 (1:52)

Yo, you banking at...

Ish (1:55)

Banking with Pop-A-Lair.

Officially Ice (1:57)

Why they so scam-able?

Joe Budden (1:59)

Sweet money over here once you hit 47 and up, I guess.

Mark (2:02)

Yo.

Joe Budden (2:02)

Oh, They'd be so glad to click that link.

Mark (2:04)

That's what it is.

Joe Budden (2:05)

They gave me my money back. Scammers be getting the shit out of my mom on some stupid shit.

Officially Ice (2:11)

Older people, not your mom.

Joe Budden (2:12)

My mom ain't old.

Ish (2:13)

I didn't say your mom.

Joe Budden (2:15)

I love you, mom.

Ish (2:16)

But I be looking at some of this shit like, yo, who falls for this? And then I get a call from my grandmother.

Joe Budden (2:23)

Oh, now I know who falls for it.

Ish (2:24)

It's made for y'all. Got it.

Mark (2:26)

I've never seen it happen a lot of times. I be having to stop my mom and my mother-in-law from both of them from getting burnt all the time.

Joe Budden (2:32)

And I'll call the card on myself. them gas stations I stop at, that ain't what's listed on the sheet.

Officially Ice (2:40)

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. You don't never see.

Joe Budden (2:43)

Some other name over there. You stop at Shell and spend $13.95.

Officially Ice (2:48)

Right.

Joe Budden (2:48)

That should be, you stop at Muhammad and Ali.

Officially Ice (2:52)

Punjabi LLC.

Mona (2:54)

Punjabi LLC. I be like, did I go to a Muhammad?

Officially Ice (3:00)

I'm barred. Sure did.

Mona (3:03)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_8 (3:03)

That's how they get you. uaemerits.com How y'all doing?

Mark (3:08)

I was worried about you.

Joe Budden (3:09)

Oh, wow, I'm great.

Mark (3:11)

Mm, I came in this morning.

Joe Budden (3:14)

Snitch ass.

Mark (3:15)

No, you just, I'm only snitching because you were clowning me for being sick all the time. He called him bitch ass allergies, remember? Yeah, yeah. I come in, I heard, tchoo.

Ish (3:24)

What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_8 (3:25)

What the was that?

Mark (3:26)

Well, I thought-

Ish (3:27)

Was it the dog?

Mark (3:28)

I thought your stepdaughter was down here.

SPEAKER_8 (3:30)

Oh, she got a little cute little sneeze.

Joe Budden (3:32)

You don't feel like Jammy the Bull right now?

Mark (3:34)

Oh, I do.

Joe Budden (3:35)

Goddamn.

Officially Ice (3:36)

I was like, who's that little girl sneezing?