Episode 962 | "The D*ck Tick"

Joe Budden (0:00)

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves.

Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best interests at heart, or our own.

Enjoy the show. Who am I to step on a good time? I ain't stepping on a good time. Y'all want to talk about me?

Joe Budden (0:33)

Y'all want to talk about dude, meat, topic number one? Damn it, I'm down.

Imani Uqdah (0:37)

That's right up your alley.

Joe Budden (0:38)

I'm not today.

Imani Uqdah (0:39)

Oh, not today?

Joe Budden (0:40)

I ain't really in that type of mood today.

Joe Budden (0:43)

I told you what my morning was like.

Joe Budden (0:44)

I confided in you on some gross shit.

Mark Lamont Hill (0:47)

I don't say a word.

Joe Budden (0:48)

I ain't with.

Joe Budden (0:49)

Now, and let me stop, but they think I'm super frustrated and all this shit. They blame my fiance.

Parks Vallely (0:52)

Oh, Joe's over working.

Joe Budden (0:53)

He need a vacation.

Parks Vallely (0:54)

Get the fuck out.

Joe Budden (0:56)

I thought about it today, but fuck y'all.

Joe Budden (1:01)

If I had to drop a kid to school every day, every day, redact it.

Imani Uqdah (1:14)

It's so hard.

Officially Ice (1:17)

No, that shit is real.

Freeze (1:18)

How bad was it?

Joe Budden (1:21)

I don't want to even talk about it.

Mark Lamont Hill (1:23)

You did it today?

Freeze (1:23)

He didn't even get the bad shit.

Officially Ice (1:25)

Yeah.

Freeze (1:25)

If you hear the story, he didn't even get the bad, the blunt other shit.

Mark Lamont Hill (1:29)

Now, what did the legs, I can't, what? I got so many questions. Yeah, what did the legs do?

Joe Budden (1:33)

Nothing. Nothing.

Mark Lamont Hill (1:35)

What time do you have to get up to do it?

Joe Budden (1:36)

Well, I'm up at five.

Mark Lamont Hill (1:38)

Yeah, but up and out is different.

Joe Budden (1:41)

Well, I don't want to disclose time.

Joe Budden (1:42)

Okay.

Joe Budden (1:43)

I was up for a few hours.

Mark Lamont Hill (1:44)

Did you prepare breakfast?

Joe Budden (1:45)

Yeah.

Mark Lamont Hill (1:45)

Okay, so you did the whole bit, the whole routine.

Joe Budden (1:47)

And then you got the breakfast, showered, the hair. I sprayed some of the good cologne on them, got the flying outfit out. How I dress them is a little different.

Officially Ice (1:55)

Yo, why you always got to really try? Hit me some of that jam in every time.

Imani Uqdah (1:59)

Knock your chair back.

Joe Budden (2:02)

Yo, you know, my man and me, man, we different.

Officially Ice (2:05)

We got to work with it.

Joe Budden (2:06)

Oh my lord, bringing kids to school, and it seems like they changed the school start time. Oh my god.

Freeze (2:12)

It's real.

Mark Lamont Hill (2:13)

Oh my lord.

Joe Budden (2:15)

I can't talk about it because it's too real. It's real life.

Freeze (2:19)

It should be triple parked.

You come outside, them blocked your car in, you be in the car like this. Tell you, yeah, it's real.

Joe Budden (2:27)

And now it's the ice grill contest, because every parent at 8 a.m. got ice grill. Yep.

Everybody ain't, oh, good morning.

Officially Ice (2:38)

Hey, hey, good to, hey. What's so good about it?

Freeze (2:40)

Have a good day at school.

Joe Budden (2:41)

Parents is in there like, dragging little Jimmy.

Joe Budden (2:47)

Dragging, dragging these kids.

Joe Budden (2:49)

The parents be so happy to drop these kids off.

Freeze (2:51)

No, and dog, again, we could go home.

They gotta go sit in more traffic and be at a desk for another 8 1⁄2 hours. Them niggas, it's miserable, bro. Ain't no good morning, nigga, good morning yourself.

Joe Budden (3:05)

I could not believe I had to go to work after that. That was the day.

It's time to get back in bed. It's time for a nap.

Parks Vallely (3:16)

Was he eager to go inside the school?

Officially Ice (3:18)

Privilege party. Take his time.

Parks Vallely (3:19)

Was he eager to go inside the school?

Imani Uqdah (3:21)

Oh, no, he loved it.

Parks Vallely (3:22)

Okay, so that part.

Imani Uqdah (3:23)

He loved it.

Joe Budden (3:24)

The school wasn't open when I got there.