Episode 959 | "Knock The Hustle"

**Ish** (0:00)
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**Parks Vallely** (0:27)
Enjoy the show. I thought it was Suzy Walton.

**Officially Ice** (0:29)
I thought it was Suzy Walton. You ain't no little coif fan.

**Parks Vallely** (0:36)
With the cop glasses, too? What's going on with you, Mark?

**Ish** (0:38)
Hey, Joe, you are such an idiot. At least you look like an official Clippers shirt, not the shit that Uncle Bobby made.

**Mark Lamont Hill** (0:46)
Oh, no, no. Pablo sent me this. This is a double.

**Parks Vallely** (0:52)
We're all good.

**Mark Lamont Hill** (0:53)
Oh, good.

**Parks Vallely** (0:54)
All right, good. We back.

**Ish** (0:56)
Yo, this guy's insane.

**Freeze** (0:58)
So, yeah, back to you, bro.

**Mark Lamont Hill** (1:00)
So, Joe Budden is here talking about, you said you get two haircuts a day?

**Freeze** (1:05)
Only Thursdays.

**Joe Budden** (1:05)
Only on Thursdays.

**Freeze** (1:07)
What other days you get haircuts?

**Ish** (1:10)
Now that the mics is on, y'all gonna do y'all best to form like Voltron and make me sound like the dumbest guy in the world?

**Joe Budden** (1:17)
No, it makes sense, but it is rich people shit. It is rich people shit, but I'm down.

**Freeze** (1:21)
That's all we're saying? That's how old we fight.

**Joe Budden** (1:23)
I'm down today. Audience, we were talking. I don't remember what we were talking. I think it was haircuts.

**Parks Vallely** (1:28)
It was haircuts.

**Officially Ice** (1:29)
We were talking about your party and what we're doing, and then you said you got a whatever time.

**Parks Vallely** (1:34)
Oh yeah, that's what we were saying. And then you got another one.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:36)
Oh wait, hold on, hold on, they're gonna get mad.

**Joe Budden** (1:37)
Let me preface this with, it's a real niggas birthday weekend, even though it ain't.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:45)
My shit is Monday.

**Parks Vallely** (1:45)
Happy B-Early.

**Joe Budden** (1:47)
Next week is my shit. I've seen some of your comments.
Some of y'all are a little annoyed that I keep talking about my birthday dinner, and I would hate to annoy anybody out there. So go ahead and cut this bad boy off right now.

**Parks Vallely** (2:03)
Not even hit the button, you just come off. No, no, no, no, hit the button.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:05)
Don't hit the button. It ain't Tuesday.

**Joe Budden** (2:11)
Oh, yeah, skip the old next week. If you tired of hearing me talk, unfortunately, that's what I got for you today.

**Parks Vallely** (2:18)
That's burgo shit.

**Joe Budden** (2:19)
Next week, I'm sorry. Now go ahead, I'm sorry, I had to do that for you.

**Parks Vallely** (2:22)
So your actual birthday is Monday?

**Ish** (2:23)
Yeah.

**Joe Budden** (2:26)
Yo, y'all slap shit out of you, don't try to act like you don't know my birthday.

**Ish** (2:28)
Don't try to act like you don't know my birthday.

**Joe Budden** (2:31)
Why are you playing with me?

**Freeze** (2:31)
You ain't my girl.

**Ish** (2:32)
But you know my birthday, even though I don't know yours.

**Parks Vallely** (2:35)
Yo, see, there you go. It's in January, yo.

**Ish** (2:38)
I know your birthday month.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:40)
I know your birthday month, too.

**Joe Budden** (2:41)
We talk about my haircuts, and I was like, Freeze was like, he getting his cut at 11 in the morning, 9.3 in the morning, something like that. I was like, my barber's coming at 5.3 in the morning.

**Officially Ice** (2:53)
The first one.

**Parks Vallely** (2:55)
The first one.

**Freeze** (2:56)
All he said was, my barber coming at 5.30.

**Parks Vallely** (2:58)
And then he said, we let it go. We let it go.

**Officially Ice** (3:00)
And then he said, and then I'm going to go see the other barber at 11 And that's when, wait, what happened?

**Freeze** (3:06)
Exactly.

**Joe Budden** (3:07)
Which I didn't think was news up here. I said, I have a barber for my head, pause, and I have a barber for my beard.

**Parks Vallely** (3:15)
I know you had two barbers, but I didn't know they were specific.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:18)
Yeah, that's what I know.

**Parks Vallely** (3:19)
I thought it was an A and B.

**Joe Budden** (3:22)
Every week, every Monday and Thursday, my black barber comes from my head. Every Thursday, I go see my barber for my beard, because at 46, I do like the scruffy look a little bit. I don't need to be on top of that like that. To which y'all said is-