Episode 957 | "Not Your Average Joe"

**Joe Budden** (0:00)
The thoughts, views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting or telling you anything about themselves.
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**Parks Vallely** (0:27)
Enjoy the show.

**Joe Budden** (0:28)
It's TherapyPod, well, I'm a pseudo therapist.

**Parks Vallely** (0:33)
No, that's the problem with today's. We need a real therapist, real doctors. Dr. Joe Brian.

**Joe Budden** (0:38)
Oh, please, these won't go to a real doctor. Ice don't got a primary position.

**Ish** (0:41)
Yo, when you stop, Ice has a primary position, my.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:44)
How'd you get a sinus infection?

**SPEAKER_7** (0:49)
What?

**Imani** (0:50)
Everybody gets Sinus Adventures.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:52)
I don't.

**Parks Vallely** (0:53)
I don't.

**Joe Budden** (0:55)
Turns out, I've never gotten that in my entire life.

**Parks Vallely** (0:58)
You want to know the reason why? One of the reasons why?

**Joe Budden** (1:01)
I have a primary physician. I text him, we speak, we call each other, we fucking talk.

**Imani** (1:07)
You never got sick.

**Joe Budden** (1:08)
I never got a sinus infection.

**Parks Vallely** (1:11)
He took it straight to STDs. Yeah.
My chart is the STD thing. It's not.

**Ish** (1:17)
It gives you other stuff.

**Parks Vallely** (1:17)
Oh, it gives you other stuff? So you should try it. My chart does everything.

**Ish** (1:20)
You should get a primary care physician and have them in your MyChart.

**Joe Budden** (1:24)
Gotta be careful to not tell on yourself now.

**Imani** (1:30)
So you never been sick?

**Joe Budden** (1:32)
Yo, you keep trying to put words in my mouth so that you win the argument. I'm saying that I learned Ice didn't have a primary physician when he came in with a sinus infection.
I have a primary physician and it just so happens I've never gotten a sinus infection. That must be like one of the infections that bitches get.

**Imani** (1:53)
Oh, bitches.

**Ish** (1:54)
Yeah, got it.

**Parks Vallely** (1:55)
You get a sinus infection?

**Joe Budden** (1:56)
Well, you got fucking Solaro.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:58)
What's that shit you got?

**Parks Vallely** (1:59)
Vinaligo.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:59)
Yeah, Vinaligo.

**Parks Vallely** (2:01)
So does he have a primary care position, though? Does he have a primary care position?

**SPEAKER_7** (2:05)
I do.

**Joe Budden** (2:06)
Parks has a primary care position, but he has that fragile white, that fragile.

**Mona** (2:11)
Vinaligo is overactive immune system, actually.

**Joe Budden** (2:13)
White people break down soon.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:20)
Nobody would want to have the real talks.

**Joe Budden** (2:23)
To HWM Lion.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:25)
Don't leave me out on the ledge by myself.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:27)
My white friends I know, 31

**Joe Budden** (2:32)
33 breaking down literally in front of you.

**Parks Vallely** (2:38)
I do it quite well, actually.

**Joe Budden** (2:39)
If you black, you can't say none. You just got, you're good. All right, them niggas be getting all types of shit at fucking 28

**SPEAKER_4** (2:50)
Just spit a lago over here.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:51)
It's sinus infections.

**Joe Budden** (2:52)
That nigga Ian went on vacation, couldn't even zip line, whole shoulder went baa. Whole shoulder went out of place when he was 27 from some shit that happened in the army when he was 16 like, yo life, you just been breaking down.

**Ish** (3:06)
It's up, yo.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:08)
Sorry.

**Joe Budden** (3:09)
Parks is rather healthy for a white guy.

**Mona** (3:11)
Yeah, I do pretty good.

**Ish** (3:14)
He getting melanin by transfer.

**Parks Vallely** (3:17)
Oh, that's why.

**Joe Budden** (3:18)
He stay close to black.

**Mona** (3:19)
He getting that Mellor.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:20)
Getting that Mellor rim.

**Parks Vallely** (3:23)
Getting that Mellor rim.

**Joe Budden** (3:24)
That's rim keeping him healthy.

**Mona** (3:26)
That's true.
It's our anniversary. Happy anniversary.

**Parks Vallely** (3:28)
Hey, happy anniversary.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:31)
Hold up. Hey, we're not just, we'll just breeze over that.

**Parks Vallely** (3:34)
What, the five years? Come on, man.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:37)
No, no, no, no, no.

**Joe Budden** (3:38)
Stop it. What's the real number, man? Come on.

**Mona** (3:40)
I mean, we've been together for like 11, 12 years.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:42)
Hey!

**Parks Vallely** (3:44)
We've been married.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:44)
We've been married for five.

**Joe Budden** (3:46)
How long she been out of that Patterson? You heard me?

**Parks Vallely** (3:49)
Yeah.

**Joe Budden** (3:50)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:51)
You know what I mean?

**Joe Budden** (3:52)
Stunned on her Patterson friends at the party.