Episode 952 | "Stuck In Turks"

**Joe Budden** (0:01)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:20)
Well, enjoy the show.

**Joe Budden** (0:48)
Mic check, mic check, one, two, one, two, salutations, welcome, welcome. They still coming in, y'all. The line is all the way around the corner. They still coming in. Used to be me and six people in the club, they be saying that shit.
Before you understood the club dynamics of why there was a line outside and nobody inside, oh, those were the days.

**Freeze** (1:10)
Yours was prompt going to the club?

**Ice** (1:12)
Yours was prompt going to the club?

**SPEAKER_6** (1:13)
I was prompt everywhere in my life.

**Joe Budden** (1:15)
Everywhere, even the club. Yeah, are you trying to shoot at me?

**Freeze** (1:18)
No.

**Joe Budden** (1:18)
No, you're shooting at me.

**Ice** (1:19)
No, you're always on time.

**Freeze** (1:20)
No, you're shooting at me. Your attendance is amazing.

**Joe Budden** (1:22)
You're saying I was opening the club up, carrying the crates for the DJ.

**Ice** (1:25)
Free before 10

**Marc Lamont Hill** (1:26)
Oh, shit. Hey, and you're with the Brokey jokes.

**Joe Budden** (1:30)
Hey, I ain't mad at it. The couch is on fire today.

**Ice** (1:31)
I wasn't even saying that.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (1:32)
Yo, we've been here for like three hours, y'all, so we've been on fire with jokes, man.

**Joe Budden** (1:40)
Parks is in Turks. He told us he was going on vacation, him and his wife. Hey, Rem, Parks is in Turks, quick weekend trip was supposed to come back Monday, and then Monday he hit us and said that he was stranded in Turks. He would not be able to make it back due to whatever the hell he said.

**Freeze** (2:01)
Do the Turks. Do the Turks.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:03)
Do the Turks. Turks out there, Turks and Turks and Turks.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (2:05)
Nobody ever gets stuck in Boulder, Colorado.

**Joe Budden** (2:07)
Ever. Ever. There's a lot of people in Turks right now.
A lot of people in Turks right now, but Parks said he's stuck until Friday.

**SPEAKER_10** (2:16)
No.

**Joe Budden** (2:16)
Until Friday.

**Freeze** (2:17)
Tease and Pease.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:20)
Tease and Pease.

**SPEAKER_10** (2:21)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:22)
Turks and Pecals.

**Joe Budden** (2:25)
What? That's what he said.
That's nice.

**Freeze** (2:29)
Oh, okay.

**Ice** (2:29)
That's a good one there, Parks.

**Freeze** (2:30)
Nice name, Parks. You pulled the move, boy.

**Joe Budden** (2:33)
Listen, I blame these guys. All that fucking prove your worth shit. All this fucking prove your value shit. It worked, buddy. But hopefully he's enjoying his vacation if anybody deserves one of these parts. That's a fact.
A friend of mine, my homegirl, is actually in a plane right now. I had her back from the Turks. Back over here. Back home. Friend of yours? In New Jersey. Yeah, friend of mine. Friend of mine on a plane currently as we speak right now. That's probably her right there. You hear that noise? The plane is up there.

**SPEAKER_11** (3:00)
She had to give you the itinerary.

**Joe Budden** (3:01)
I have a working theory. You're trying to shoot at me again.

**Freeze** (3:05)
Are you trying to shoot at me again?

**SPEAKER_11** (3:07)
I was asking a question.

**Joe Budden** (3:08)
A friend of mine, itinerary makes it sound like something else.

**Ice** (3:13)
You tend to.

**QueenzFlip** (3:15)
See look. You good, bro.

**Ice** (3:17)
I'm not even saying nothing.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:18)
No, you good, bro.

**Joe Budden** (3:21)
I'm letting it go, but I'll be the determiner on it if I'm good.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:25)
I'll be right back. That's true.

**Joe Budden** (3:28)
I have a working theory about people that get stranded on vacation, because I've heard this story now from about six to seven different people in the last eight months. Hey, I flew somewhere out of country, flights is fucked up. I'm stranded now. Actually, my BM just told me that.
Save that for another part. But yeah, I keep hearing this line. My theory is this.
The people that get stranded, they never really try in their best to be un-stranded. I'm a workaholic. I know what days the gig is. If I get stranded and the schedule is off, I'm busting my ass to try to make it back. But the people that get stranded, they normally are at the mercy of the airline that they flew on. So if you're on Southwest and Southwest cancels for four days or a week, then they say some stupid shit like Parks is saying, I can't get back to Friday rather than doing what I always do, which is pulling up the website that does comparative pricing.