Episode 950 | "The Honey Bun"

**Joe Budden** (0:00)
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**Joe Budden** (0:07)
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Enjoy the show. First of all, welcome.

**Flip** (0:30)
It's a community.

**Joe Budden** (0:32)
Welcome all. Welcome all. We're in a good mood today.

**Flip** (0:36)
Yes.

**Joe Budden** (0:36)
Facts. We're in a great mood today.

**Joe Budden** (0:38)
We're looking good, smelling good. I would start with a prayer, but we're protected by our Lord and Savior up above.
We pray for patience and discipline and the strength to deal with all the weirdness going on on Earth. We were talking about the Honey Bun shit.

**Joe Budden** (0:56)
What's the Honey Bun shit?

**SPEAKER_5** (0:57)
Please explain this to me.

**Joe Budden** (0:58)
And I was the Honey Bun on your bed in jail.

**Parks** (1:02)
Oh, this doesn't sound good.

**Joe Budden** (1:03)
Now, I want to say I ain't jail man. So, I don't know all the jail rules. So, sometimes the Internet teach me about the jail rules. So, I saw a clip, homeboy, he said, yo, don't eat the Honey Bun if you go to jail, if you see a random Honey Bun on your bed. And he was like, why? He said, well, if you eat the Honey Bun, that wasn't your Honey Bun.
So, whoever put it on your bed is going to come, now you give that Honey Bun back. You're like, I ate the Honey Bun.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:36)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

**Joe Budden** (1:37)
You Honey Bun. No, no, no, it's in there. You Honey Bun. It's in there, it's in you. You ate it, right? Oh, I still need that though. I gotta go get that.
Oh, shit. So he said he woke up and homeboy was pound in the mountain. What? From the back. He felt sharp pain. That's where the vid cut off because I saw a reactor there. He was like, what the?

**Joe Budden** (1:55)
I saw wheels, shout out wheels.

**Joe Budden** (1:58)
So I was like, I never been in jail long enough.
The longest I ever did is when they took too long ponying up the bail money. I'm looking at the clock, so maybe call it 32 hours.

**Joe Budden** (2:13)
Sheesh, 34, that's a big. But if somebody would have put up.

**Joe Budden** (2:19)
No, they moved me from, hey, where the bailout niggas go to General Pop. Man, I was like, what the hell is going on here? But anyway, if they had put a honey bun on my bed, like on some snack shit, like just on some hungry.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:31)
Here you go, look out.

**Parks** (2:32)
Now you gotta get this out.

**Joe Budden** (2:34)
I'm like, ah, somebody heard Focus.

**Parks** (2:38)
They was feeling my catalog.

**Gabrielle Cheyenne** (2:39)
You gotta be focused for the next 48 hours.

**Joe Budden** (2:41)
I 100% would have ate that honey bun. In Hudson County, they didn't do that to me. Shout out to everybody in Hudson County. And niggas look out for you when you go rap. If you spit a few verses.

**Joe Budden** (2:52)
A honey bun?

**Joe Budden** (2:54)
Ooh, snack time?

**Flip** (2:56)
Yo, set the fuck up.

**Joe Budden** (2:58)
The Glaze wants to, right?

**Ice** (2:58)
You would have been in there spitting verses, all right.

**Flip** (3:01)
You got it, Playboy. You got a frosted honey bun, got snicker bars on your bed, muffins.

**Joe Budden** (3:06)
Well, I ain't really a snicker dude, but a honey bun?

**Ice** (3:08)
You would have been a snicker doodle. That's crazy.

**Joe Budden** (3:12)
We got to fight if I wake up and you fucking me.

**Parks** (3:15)
I would hope so. I didn't get to that part.

**Joe Budden** (3:17)
I didn't get to that part in the video to hear what dude did, but when you get out, square up.

**Parks** (3:25)
When you get out.

**Joe Budden** (3:26)
Yo, when you get, you know.

**Ice** (3:28)
You're going to be weak for nothing.

**Parks** (3:30)
Hey, yo.

**Flip** (3:32)
Come on. What's up with you?

**Ice** (3:33)
You said when you get out, we got to square up. What are you talking about?

**Parks** (3:37)
He talking about out of prison. He scared us about his butt.

**Joe Budden** (3:40)
Oh, that's not what I meant.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:41)