Episode 949 | "Appointment Viewing"

**Joe Budden** (0:00)
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Enjoy the show. Mona seemed like she'd wake up and put Ghostface on.

**Flip** (0:30)
I appreciate that.

**Mona** (0:31)
No, that was watching clips of Blacksploitation films. That's what I was watching.

**Flip** (0:37)
I like them. can't whoop me.

**Parks** (0:40)
whole style is chump.

**Joe Budden** (0:44)
If we're talking about Ghostface. Word.

**Mal** (0:47)
Yo, we are here. Appointment viewing. Get coffee.
Go ahead. Get you some wine. Roll up. Do whatever you got to do. Don't miss out. It's about to start.

**Ice** (0:59)
Organic sugar in a coffee. I learned that today.

**Mona** (1:03)
Oh, my gosh.

**Ice** (1:04)
What?

**Mark Lamont Hill** (1:06)
Y'all put sugar in everything.

**Ice** (1:07)
Keep playing.

**Joe Budden** (1:08)
No.

**Ish** (1:09)
No, but coffee and tea.

**Joe Budden** (1:10)
Just my coffee for 31 cups a day.

**Ish** (1:13)
Spaghetti.

**Parks** (1:14)
Oh, and coffee.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:16)
Spaghetti.

**Mona** (1:17)
Like, let's really talk about it. Spaghetti, Grits, if I'm feeling kinky.

**Joe Budden** (1:21)
Coffee.

**Ish** (1:22)
Oh, Mark, we still got to get him an espresso machine.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:25)
That's a big part of the problem.

**Ish** (1:26)
Yeah, that's actually our fault now.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:27)
If you had good coffee, yeah, it's our fault. Yeah, we've been supposed to do that.

**Mal** (1:30)
Yo, there's this, oh, God, man, I don't want to do this with, like, but it's real thought that I had. There's, like, elitist taste buds.
So, I'm scared if y'all give me the espresso, then I won't like how my poor coffee tastes.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:44)
It's over. That shit tastes like s'well.

**Ice** (1:46)
That shit that we used to drink, from A, it's poor coffee.

**Mal** (1:49)
There's some poor shit I always want to enjoy.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:52)
I feel you.

**Mal** (1:52)
Like, coffee, oodles and noodles. My mom heard me on the podcast talking about, yo, I want to go to Flo De Mayo, Flo De Mayo. She goes up to Flo De Mayo. She says, yo, I'm at Flo De Mayo. You want something? I say, yeah, bring me back some Lomo, yada, yada, yada. She bring it right to my door. I taste it, it don't taste the same. Rich.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:13)
Now, to be fair, restaurants be trash sometimes.

**Ish** (2:16)
It could be today. It could be today. It could be today, yeah. Even if you eat in there, you could go on the same restaurant and taste it.

**Joe Budden** (2:24)
You're going to see it one day. Off the inheritance tip.

**Mona** (2:26)
The day that the Oodles and Noodles don't hit the spot, it's going to be a sad day for me, baby.

**Mark Lamont Hill** (2:35)
We're going to convert you, Mona. We got a list of shit for you.

**Parks** (2:37)
He eat Oodles and Noodles?

**Mark Lamont Hill** (2:39)
I want to convert him too.

**Mona** (2:40)
You got to. Oodles and Noodles are just necessary sometimes.

**Ish** (2:43)
Sometimes they just need a pack.

**Mona** (2:45)
It's not even a once a month thing, but sometimes you need some. A little garlic powder, a little butter.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:50)
I'm back to coffee, though.

**Ish** (2:51)
We got to get you a good coffee. Do you season yours or do you just package? Gourmet.

**Mona** (2:54)
All right, let's go. What do you do? What's your-

**Joe Budden** (2:56)
Oh, I'm not. Come on. We're on a big broadcast. I would never share my Oodles and Noodles recipe. That's like shit.

**Mark Lamont Hill** (3:01)
We've talked about it before, though.

**Mona** (3:02)
Excuse me.

**Joe Budden** (3:03)
I don't think I shared it then.

**Mona** (3:04)
Can we stop doing that? Y'all been doing this podcast for 73 years. Y'all have talked about everything before.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:08)
That's true.

**Mona** (3:09)
Anyway, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:12)
Not garlic powder currently. Apparently, it's been recalled.
Are you?

**Ish** (3:16)
is dead.
That's it. All black people done. We die. They said we can't with eggs. Bro.

**Mona** (3:21)
I saw that too.
I feel like they coming for the shit we use a lot. Garlic powder. Come on.

**Joe Budden** (3:27)
White people don't use garlic powder.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:28)
Oh, no, we do. Well, I guess...

**Mona** (3:30)
Parks can cook.

**Ish** (3:31)