Episode 948 | "Somebody Call Freeze"

**Joe Budden** (0:00)
The thoughts, views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious, it is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting or telling you anything about themselves.
Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:21)
We are trained professionals.

**Joe Budden** (0:23)
Do not have your best interests at heart, or our own. Enjoy the show.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:28)
It's hard. It ain't really no start.

**Joe Budden** (0:30)
Welcome to The Joe Budden Podcast.

**Flip** (0:33)
Brought to you by...

**SPEAKER_7** (0:35)
All right, man. Get your bag.

**Flip** (0:37)
Hey, yo, listen, I just want to say something. Before I came upstairs, you know, I like to scope the scene. Just make sure this is attacking me, looking for me and anything in the environment. I look to my left, I decided to look at my brother's Mark's car, and he has his car.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:50)
In my car?

**Flip** (0:51)
Yes.

**Mark** (0:51)
Because you thought somebody might be attacking you from inside my car?

**Flip** (0:53)
Of course. He has his karate outfit on the front seat. This nigger coming straight from karate to work, Hey, relax.
You got kicked out the apartment, you're sleeping at the dojo, go home, That did all that home shit with Flip. Mark, I saw it right there.

**Mark** (1:11)
it was this big, that's my son's.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:14)
It was white, right?

**SPEAKER_11** (1:15)
Yeah, it was white.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:16)
that's my son's.

**Parks** (1:16)
That could be yours, too.

**SPEAKER_11** (1:20)
You just dried it.

**SPEAKER_12** (1:24)
Shout out to Mark.

**Flip** (1:25)
He just came from karate.

**SPEAKER_13** (1:29)
Took a picture, too.

**Parks** (1:30)
I play with Mark.

**Mark** (1:31)
No, that's my son's, dog. I probably should watch it.

**Ice** (1:34)
That's hilarious.

**Mark** (1:36)
What's up, man? He loves it.
I came over here and said that he failed his white belt test a while back. I should have probably told you he passed it next time.

**Parks** (1:42)
Oh, good for him. He passed it next time.

**Mark** (1:46)
And now he's all, he'd be trashing them kids in there. They're about to give him a stripe on his belt.
He's getting a little carried away with it. He's like, stop, stop. All he wants to do is go.

**Joe Budden** (1:58)
That's just the child we need, though. No karate.

**Ice** (2:03)
And he's stocky. Yeah, he going, you can see it.

**Mark** (2:09)
Flip, do you always go through your friends' cars?

**Ice** (2:11)
I do.

**Mark** (2:11)
I do.

**Flip** (2:12)
I do?

**SPEAKER_14** (2:13)
Do you think that's normal?

**Flip** (2:14)
No, it's not. But I have to... Look at in your car, seeing the condition of it allows me to know where your mind is at in the current state.

**Joe Budden** (2:22)
And where your life is at.

**SPEAKER_14** (2:23)
Yeah, he's wrong.

**Flip** (2:24)
Well, I don't want to talk about lives because they're going to start getting that on me. I know what water to go in because I'm about to shoot shot at Ish and I want to play with him today, okay?

**Ish** (2:31)
He came in and told I had pee in cups.

**Flip** (2:33)
Yeah, you did.

**SPEAKER_14** (2:35)
Your car was crazy though.

**Flip** (2:36)
Your car is dirty, I don't say it's dirty, but it's junky. Yo, he give me a rock, my, junky, dirty, same shit to me.

**Mark** (2:44)
Yo, Flip, get in, just move this shit over.

**Flip** (2:46)
spilled coffee on me. He said, go take my shit to the cleaners, never did. That's what I'm saying, this shit is dirty. I think that was piss.
He's peeing this shit.

**Ish** (2:55)
It was piss in the Wawa cup?

**SPEAKER_14** (2:58)
Why your car like that though, Ish?

**Flip** (3:00)
Why is it like that?

**Ish** (3:01)
What?

**Flip** (3:02)
As a, can you come in here clean?
You always fly, bro. Clean. I haven't seen a speck of dirt, not even on the bottom of your sneakers. But your car has two different. Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde type shit. That's nasty in there, boy. Why is it like that, boy? You be stressed?

**Joe Budden** (3:19)
I'm not in there.

**Ish** (3:21)
You have an assessment all the time.

**Joe Budden** (3:22)
I have absolutely nothing to say. I've never seen your car or the mess.

**Ish** (3:25)
But you know the assessment.

**Mark** (3:26)
Wait, his car wasn't like that back in the day?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:30)
He's trying to trick me.

**Joe Budden** (3:32)
You see me trying to be cool.

**Ish** (3:34)