Episode 947 | "Dragons and Dinosaurs"

**Joe Budden** (0:00)
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Enjoy the show. All right, bro.

**Mona Scott-Young** (0:28)
Never mind.

**Joe Budden** (0:31)
You ain't going to answer his question?

**Mona Scott-Young** (0:33)
No, I'm not. I'm not dropping no love.

**Joe Budden** (0:35)
But I do give that a little bit.

**Mona Scott-Young** (0:37)
Shut up.

**Joe Budden** (0:38)
Like, we drove by there.

**Mona Scott-Young** (0:41)
You've never been, nigga.

**Joe Budden** (0:42)
I've definitely been.

**Mona Scott-Young** (0:43)
I'm not having certain conversations with Joe Budden because he's been famous all his life.

**Joe Budden** (0:47)
Wait, is that fair?

**Mona Scott-Young** (0:49)
Yes, it is fair. You don't know nothing about real life.

**Joe Budden** (0:52)
Damn. That can't be true.

**Mona Scott-Young** (0:54)
Not that. I mean, you know a little something. You're smart, but...

**Joe Budden** (0:57)
I have been famous longer than I've been unfamous.

**Mona Scott-Young** (1:00)
Come on.

**Joe Budden** (1:01)
I guess I am that old.

**Parks Vallery** (1:02)
Yeah.

**Joe Budden** (1:03)
Which I also realized as we were counting the gray hairs on my balls this morning. We?

**Parks Vallery** (1:07)
We?

**Joe Budden** (1:08)
Me and my girl.

**Parks Vallery** (1:10)
That's what y'all do in the morning?

**Joe Budden** (1:11)
Yeah. Yeah.

**Mona Scott-Young** (1:15)
How many is it?

**Parks Vallery** (1:16)
If you waxed it, you wouldn't have to deal with this.

**Mona Scott-Young** (1:17)
It was a bunch.

**Joe Budden** (1:19)
It was quite a bit.

**Mona Scott-Young** (1:21)
Yeah, if you took care of that like your sexy coat.

**Joe Budden** (1:25)
It wasn't looking raked either. Like the raked lawn. It was looking like weeds.
I see why the newer couch went and did their thing. I see why y'all did your numbers.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (1:41)
And it's 100 degrees outside.

**Joe Budden** (1:43)
I wouldn't know what it is outside. I ain't been outside.

**Ish** (1:48)
I ain't mad at you.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (1:49)
You shouldn't be.

**Ish** (1:50)
I ain't mad.

**Joe Budden** (1:51)
Fuck that.

**Ish** (1:52)
It's real. All stinky and shit.

**Mona Scott-Young** (1:54)
It ain't safe.

**Ish** (1:55)
Disgusting.

**Joe Budden** (1:56)
And foggy and smoggy.

**Mona Scott-Young** (1:58)
Yes.

**Joe Budden** (1:58)
Yeah.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (1:59)
Smokey.

**Joe Budden** (2:00)
Yeah.

**Mona Scott-Young** (2:01)
That's crazy.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (2:02)
I've been outside a lot, but I hate it.

**Parks Vallery** (2:04)
Why are you outside? Why are you outside?

**Marc Lamont Hill** (2:07)
Because I don't want to be inside with my kid.

**Mona Scott-Young** (2:09)
Honestly.

**Parks Vallery** (2:10)
So you leave him and go outside?

**Marc Lamont Hill** (2:11)
I mean, you don't risk it all.

**Joe Budden** (2:13)
I don't blame him.

**Corey** (2:14)
I'm going to just risk death.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (2:15)
I was like, well, I got two options.

**Ish** (2:17)
I don't risk lung disease. This guy is crazy.

**Joe Budden** (2:20)
Shit, bring him with you.

**Ish** (2:22)
Oh, God.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (2:24)
You think I did?

**Joe Budden** (2:25)
That'll really solve it.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (2:27)
I took him right to that park. You think I'm joking?

**Mona Scott-Young** (2:29)
Can y'all please shut up?

**Joe Budden** (2:33)
Yo, me and Marc, we were a tumor so dark here.

**Corey** (2:37)
Oh, my God.

**Ish** (2:39)
You crazy, dog.

**Joe Budden** (2:40)
How y'all doing? Feeling great. Good, man. Good. Good to see y'all.
Good to see y'all.

**Parks Vallery** (2:47)
Everybody good? Small get everybody down. What's up?

**Marc Lamont Hill** (2:50)
I'm good, man.

**Ice** (2:52)
Yo, get your lapses.

**Joe Budden** (2:54)
You stupid, y'all.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (2:55)
I had a whole weekend plan. I had to cancel it. So I was like, nah, man.

**Parks Vallery** (2:57)
Just do a cardio outside?

**Marc Lamont Hill** (2:59)
Yeah. Then I put in like five karate classes.
I couldn't be stuck in that house for days. The school canceled all the activities. It's fucked up. Damn.

**Parks Vallery** (3:08)
Sorry you're going through that, Marc.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (3:10)
It's painful. Was this some shit we was growing up and we were just too poor to know?
Like air quality problems?

**Mona Scott-Young** (3:17)
Probably.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (3:17)
That's a good question.

**Parks Vallery** (3:18)
Probably.

**Mona Scott-Young** (3:18)
Most likely, yeah.

**Marc Lamont Hill** (3:20)