Episode 64 - Squeezing your partners butt can help with stress levels

**Vic Dunn** (0:10)
Good morning, episode 64

**Christine Thom** (0:14)
Yes?

**Vic Dunn** (0:16)
64 Now, instead of me doing a boring intro, we're talking about the weather.
We decided that a few weeks ago, we're gonna give you a word which you can... You gotta make an anagram out of it. So, you gotta make another word out of the word that...

**SPEAKER_3** (0:32)
Oh, shut up.

**Vic Dunn** (0:32)
The word is meaty toe jam.

**Christine Thom** (0:36)
Oh yeah, you're welcome.

**Vic Dunn** (0:37)
Episode 64 Morning, morning, morning.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:42)
Meaty toe jam.

**Vic Dunn** (0:44)
I thought that would make you go, like that.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:47)
It's because you can visualize it. That's why.

**Vic Dunn** (0:49)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:50)
So, I'm very much...

**Vic Dunn** (0:51)
What colour is it?
Is it? Oh, no. It's kind of a grey, sludgy colour for me.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:57)
I can make it blood. That's how I'm thinking.

**Vic Dunn** (0:59)
What in me toes?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:00)
Like meaty toe jam, like something's been stuck forever. It's collected fluff, it's collected sock dust, all that type of stuff.

**Vic Dunn** (1:06)
Athlete's foot in there, a bit of grey, flaky skin, I'm thinking.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:09)
Where the toes are caught.

**Vic Dunn** (1:11)
So it's made it a bit kind of like, you know when you put, we were saying the other week, when you put talc on your thighs, Yeah. Inner thighs, it just turns to paste.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:19)
Yeah, like that.

**Vic Dunn** (1:21)
Yeah. In between your toes.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:23)
I'll make some fucking words out of that that's better than meaty toe jam.

**Vic Dunn** (1:26)
I make sure I clean between my toes every time I go to bed. Could you just nose-warp the carpet on the side of my bedroom floor?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:34)
Move it! Just a freaky blanket.
Don't let me dip. I just had some artichokes on toast. Yeah, I do like it. You know, like, just fry them in the pan a little bit till they get squishy. And then you put them on, yeah.

**Vic Dunn** (1:54)
You simply eat them like that, but put them out fully in your glish. Don't thank you for that. Thank you very much.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:58)
Yeah, see, it's not that bad.

**Vic Dunn** (1:59)
I'd rather have a baked bean.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:01)
Oh, no, not a baked bean. I don't understand beans on toast. Ooh. I know. With cheese? No, don't get it.
Yeah, or beezy jeans.

**Christine Thom** (2:11)
Beezy jeans?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:13)
I don't get beezy jeans. You know, at 51, you'd learn not to absolutely give a shit about what anyone thinks of you, okay? I don't give a shit. You know that. But what always worries me, if anyone saw me getting off a low chair.

**Vic Dunn** (2:26)
Getting off a low chair.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:29)
I'd give a shit then.
Or a bean bag. You just hope that no one would ever see you, just trying to get the pocket.

**Vic Dunn** (2:34)
Right, we've got one in the corner there. We'll do a bit of it later.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:36)
Yeah, trying to get, see how you can easily get up without rolling and making a fuss of yourself. Am I making a noise? Yeah, well, yeah.

**Vic Dunn** (2:42)
There's no, and.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:44)
Yeah. Oh, fucking hell, I'm stuck. Because you want to be perceived as hip, and got it.

**Vic Dunn** (2:51)
Lying.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:52)
You've got it, yeah, and you're still breathing, and you don't have to make noises to get off a low chair. But that's the only thing that worries me. I did it in a garden center once. I just had to roll up a boomerang.
It was one of the massive ones you get out of the garden, like huge. Oh, let's try this. And as soon as I lowered myself on it, I went, fuck, I'm gonna get out of this.

**Vic Dunn** (3:14)
I've been here for days.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:15)
Yeah, gonna get the caretaker and the cleaner just pulling me out at six o'clock. Pull me out. Two hands, let's go.

**Vic Dunn** (3:24)
Get them fishing rods in the corner.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:26)
You've actually got the flumptious.
So that's the only thing that worries me. Someone seeing you get off work.

**Vic Dunn** (3:35)
What worries me is the involuntary farts.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:39)
When you just walk in, it happens.

**Vic Dunn** (3:40)
Yeah, just little.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:42)
Yeah, because there's no control over that.

**Vic Dunn** (3:43)
Because it's not a kind of, you know, we do that when we do that. They're more kind of little.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:48)
Yeah. And you hope that someone just thinks it's not a fart. You're like, it is just something else that's happening in the supermarkets of the guns.