Episode 62 - How's ya Father

**Vic Dunn** (0:11)
Good morning, episode 62, and today's word is stale bonk racks.

**Christine Thom** (0:19)
Episode 62

**SPEAKER_3** (0:22)
Morning, morning, morning.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:24)
Morning in the heat.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:26)
Oh my gosh, we're sat in shag manor and it's like a sweat box.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:31)
Honestly, we've got the door open, some of the shades are down, some of the neighbors are listening.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:36)
Your armpit is dripping already.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:38)
It's my back, that sweat that goes from your shoulders down to your ass crack. And you can feel it slowly dripping.

**Vic Dunn** (0:44)
It's not just your ass crack.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:45)
Not yet, the t-shirt is soaking up. Well, by the end of this, I'll tell you what, I'll be sitting in a pool.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:52)
A pool is nice.

**Vic Dunn** (0:53)
We've got rats on chairs.

**Christine Thom** (0:56)
You might fall through it if it gets too soggy.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:00)
I've lost a bit of weight, but not that much.

**Christine Thom** (1:03)
Have you?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:04)
I have lost it, I just don't know what.
I don't ever weigh myself, I just go on clothes and measuring. So I have lost it. It's taken a while, but it's going. That's good. Going in the right direction.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:16)
That's brilliant.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:17)
Just takes time, doesn't it?

**Vic Dunn** (1:18)
Because I put three or four pounds back on because I indulged. I think you don't get tired of it.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:25)
I've asked about it, dear.

**Vic Dunn** (1:26)
That will be Saturday.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:27)
That will be Saturday though, don't you think?

**SPEAKER_6** (1:29)
Yes. We went round to Christine's because she was all on her own, and we had a girls' night in Ponchi Girls' night.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:35)
Yeah.

**Vic Dunn** (1:37)
We get in there thinking, I'm going to be a really good.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:41)
Have a beer, have a wine, have a beer, have a wine.

**Christine Thom** (1:45)
Have a different coloured wine.

**Vic Dunn** (1:47)
Oh, my gosh. I was blathered by the time I came home.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:50)
Too fair.

**Christine Thom** (1:51)
Not too far.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:51)
Too fair.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:52)
We had two glasses of white, and I just felt a bit squiffy.

**Vic Dunn** (1:56)
Yeah, because it's empty tummy on white wine.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:59)
I would shag a light post after third glass.

**Vic Dunn** (2:06)
Honestly, I get really horny after two glasses of white wine.

**Christine Thom** (2:09)
I'm really glad you tell me that now.

**Vic Dunn** (2:12)
I love you, Christine.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:14)
But though, yeah, I think it's quaffing juice, isn't it? White wine.

**Vic Dunn** (2:20)
And I'm not wine drinker because-

**SPEAKER_4** (2:21)
Me neither.

**Vic Dunn** (2:23)
But past second glass, I think, oh, it's gonna go now.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:26)
I can feel my body just go, no. I am very, very particular about it. Like, Steve will like white wine. He'll go, again, it's that thing we've got a conversation before with weather. But he'll go in, and I go, yeah, I'll have one. And then, you're right, after a second, I'm like, meh, meh. I'm done now.

**Vic Dunn** (2:41)
Yeah, I'm done. I need-

**SPEAKER_7** (2:43)
I don't know what it is.

**Vic Dunn** (2:44)
Suster.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:45)
Suster, so red. Yeah, red you drink slowly, don't you?

**Vic Dunn** (2:48)
Yeah, well, I'm sorry.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:51)
Well, this week, I'm fucking glad schools are out. fucking brilliant.

**Vic Dunn** (2:56)
Year 11s are out.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:57)
Yeah, fucking, and A-level students.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:59)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:00)
Oh, you poor thing.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:01)
I would wish- GCSU or A-level.

**Vic Dunn** (3:05)
An ADHD child to exams.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:07)
Yeah, getting them through it.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:08)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:10)
Just, I would not wish the school being okay, to be fair, and I'll just say okay. But it's just, it's not, 24 exams for GCSU is redonkulous, isn't it?

**Vic Dunn** (3:23)
Oh, yes, it is.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:25)
And it came out every one going, yeah, that was all right, that was all right. But I was like, I hope your confidence is great on the 20th of August when you go to college. But just get that, I don't have to get him up anymore, apart from when he goes to college in September. I don't have to shout at him. I don't have to get him out the shower. I don't have to then drive like some maniac to get to school before they go, is he coming to school today?

**SPEAKER_8** (3:50)
Just coming to school today.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:52)
And that stress has gone, boof.
Oh, gosh, has it? But also, the only thing today, because out of my office window, I see all the kids going to primary school. Oh. So every time I get back, all the kids go to primary school, I'm like, I just miss that bit, you know, like the primary school and the scooter, and them going off 74 miles an hour, and you're running behind them at half eight in the morning.