Episode 426- S19E16 - Dare

**Matt Reuter** (0:05)
Hello, listeners, and welcome back to another episode of Law and Order Special Viewing Unit, the show where we view, review, and lovingly question Mark Riddick Huell, everyone's favorite cop drama, Law and Order Special Victims Unit, every episode in a row. From the beginning...

**Aviv Rubinstein** (0:17)
31 times?

**Matt Reuter** (0:19)
I'm 32?

**Aviv Rubinstein** (0:20)
In a row?

**Matt Reuter** (0:23)
My girlfriend harvested 37...

**Aviv Rubinstein** (0:25)
37 dicks.

**Matt Reuter** (0:26)
37 dicks in a row? I am your dick harvesting host, Matt Reuter, joining me as always.
Do you want to be the dying kid from Buffalo that they flew in?

**Aviv Rubinstein** (0:38)
Who looks great!

**Matt Reuter** (0:40)
He looks great! I'm not gonna lie! For someone that's dead in less than two days for what he testified, that kid looked pretty good! That's Aviv Rubinstein over there. How you doing tonight, Aviv? How's your heart?

**Aviv Rubinstein** (0:51)
Dr. Wilfen said that I could live to be 90

**Matt Reuter** (0:55)
Smash cut to, that child died.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (0:58)
Harry's dead.

**Matt Reuter** (0:59)
That child died horrifically.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (1:02)
Weirdly, raptor attack.

**Matt Reuter** (1:04)
Who would have seen? Not even like a dinosaur raptor. Yeah, it was just like a bunch of hawks just descended upon him.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (1:12)
He had a heart attack because of the hawks of even the future.

**Matt Reuter** (1:19)
You know what to do here.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (1:21)
How are you doing this week?

**Matt Reuter** (1:22)
Then there would be an accurate description of the sound effect.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (1:25)
Yeah, we did it.

**Matt Reuter** (1:26)
Because it's a red-tailed hawk.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (1:27)
Hey, yo, I'm a hawk.

**Matt Reuter** (1:28)
Full circle question mark. I don't really know. How are you doing, Aviv? Did you ask me how I was doing?

**Aviv Rubinstein** (1:36)
I asked you first.

**Matt Reuter** (1:37)
Okay.
I am doing okay. We had a real rarity today in Seattle, in that we had a thunderstorm.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (1:49)
So you have a lot of rain in Seattle, but not a lot of thunder is what I'm hearing?

**Matt Reuter** (1:53)
Correct. It's mostly just straight rain.
It's not an actual thunderstorm. That was refreshing because obviously where we grew up in the greater mid-Atlantic Northeast area, we would get some eye. It's one of those things that I actually have missed.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (2:11)
Summer thunderstorms are very pleasant.

**Matt Reuter** (2:15)
There's almost something nostalgic about it.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (2:16)
Yeah, that smell.

**Matt Reuter** (2:17)
Because I remember when you were a kid, if you knew there was a storm coming, you'd go and you'd open all the windows because you get that great cross breeze through the house with all the wind.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (2:25)
No, my parents were not windows open people, but I might do my one in my bedroom. But all the windows, no, my parents would not.

**Matt Reuter** (2:37)
We wouldn't do like the upstairs windows or anything like that, but we would leave the front door with the screen door open, and then the back door would be open so you'd get that really good breeze.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (2:45)
I'm pretty sure my mother would be afraid of me catching pneumonia if that was the case.

**Matt Reuter** (2:50)
Oh, that's right. I didn't approach it from that angle.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (2:53)
My parents.

**Matt Reuter** (2:53)
Yeah. So I don't know, there's something always nostalgic about this to me, and I haven't had one here in at least several years, so it was a really kind of nice...

**Aviv Rubinstein** (3:06)
I learned from the internet, which take this with a mountain of salt, that humans can smell rain better than sharks can smell blood in the water. We have a really good sense of the smell before or after rain. I don't actually know how that smell works.

**Matt Reuter** (3:23)
A smell after rain?

**Aviv Rubinstein** (3:25)
You know, the smell before, during, and after rain? The wet air smell?

**Matt Reuter** (3:31)
Yeah, no, I know, but the after the rain is a bit like that joke at the end of Mean Girls, where like it's a 100% chance that it's already raining as she's standing out there in the rain.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (3:38)
Well, I'm not saying that we're going to predict the rain, but we just know the smell of rain as well or better as sharks know the smell of blood in water.

**Matt Reuter** (3:47)
That seems a little dubious, but sure.

**Aviv Rubinstein** (3:49)
Listen, has the Internet ever lied to anybody?

**Matt Reuter** (3:54)
No, and that's why we have Donald Trump as president. Wouldn't you know?