Episode 425- S19E15 - In Loco Parentis

**Matt Reuter** (0:04)
Hello, listeners, and welcome back to another episode of Law and Order Special Viewing Unit, the show where we view, review, and unlovingly ridicule everyone's favorite cop drama, Law and Order Special Victims Unit, every episode in a row from the beginning.

**Aviv Rubeson** (0:16)
So you don't have to.

**Matt Reuter** (0:19)
I am your host, Matt Reuter, joining me as always.

**Aviv Rubeson** (0:22)
I don't know why that was funny, that was a perfect.

**Matt Reuter** (0:26)
I thought you nailed it.
I was just going to say after I introduced you the Italian niece of this podcast. That's Aviv Rubeson over there. How are you doing tonight, Aviv?

**Aviv Rubeson** (0:40)
Sorry, my sister. She's very Italian.

**Matt Reuter** (0:47)
Really? Really, Carisi?

**Aviv Rubeson** (0:50)
Narrowly beating out, nobody understands girls anymore.

**Matt Reuter** (0:53)
That was pretty incredible. So the funny thing about this is, I watched the episode in the room that we're recording in, so it's got the smaller TV and I couldn't really make out what the title of the episode was from that distance.

**Aviv Rubeson** (1:07)
Loco Parentis, right?

**Matt Reuter** (1:08)
Sure. So I had no idea the whole time just watching it. So I named my file only after having seen the episode, as I was saving this because I will have to change it later. But the way I have it saved on my computer right now is, Marone, Carisi Sneas gets raped. And then I put asterisk hand gesture.

**Aviv Rubeson** (1:32)
Oh, yeah. Listeners, we were doing the hand gesture.

**Matt Reuter** (1:34)
You have to do the hand gesture. But I felt it important enough that I had to make sure that you understood while reading.
There's action you should be doing as you read it. So mentally, whenever you would see it, when I uploaded it, you would do this.

**Aviv Rubeson** (1:49)
Listeners, wherever you are, go to your windows, pull your cars over, go to someone close to you, and just give them more of these. Maraud.

**Matt Reuter** (2:05)
How are you doing this week, Aviv?

**Aviv Rubeson** (2:07)
I'm good, I'm a little sunburned, Matt.

**Matt Reuter** (2:10)
Are you? Yeah.

**Aviv Rubeson** (2:13)
I was in Pismo Beach of the Pismo Beach disaster from Clueless and many other things for my wedding anniversary. It's my third wedding anniversary yesterday.

**Matt Reuter** (2:24)
Happy anniversary.

**Aviv Rubeson** (2:26)
Thank you. It is the leather anniversary. Draw your own conclusions.

**Matt Reuter** (2:31)
Yep. Conclusions drawn.

**Aviv Rubeson** (2:35)
The belt.

**Matt Reuter** (2:37)
Of course, for the sake of this podcast, what else would it be?

**Aviv Rubeson** (2:40)
What else would it be? Yeah. So I was, I could be a belt and a belt and a ballgag.

**Matt Reuter** (2:47)
All sorts of things.

**Aviv Rubeson** (2:48)
Yeah. We were in Pismo Beach. We saw some horse and ate a bunch of good food, have a bunch of restaurant recommendations for Pismo.

**Matt Reuter** (3:01)
Okay. Go for it.

**Aviv Rubeson** (3:03)
Moe's Barbecue.

**Matt Reuter** (3:04)
Okay.

**Aviv Rubeson** (3:05)
Oh, I was going to say there's a place called Hogy's.

**Matt Reuter** (3:09)
Okay. What do they sell there?

**Aviv Rubeson** (3:12)
Burritos.

**Matt Reuter** (3:14)
Go figure.

**Aviv Rubeson** (3:15)
Go figure. Yeah. I had the tri tip of breakfast burrito this morning from Hogy's.

**Matt Reuter** (3:20)
Well, that sounds nice.

**Aviv Rubeson** (3:21)
$18 burrito, but you split, you got to split it. It's too fucking big. And Esteem, which is a surf shop that has a really great coffee shop inside, which is right next to Hogy's.

**Matt Reuter** (3:31)
There you go. No, it's funny. You said that about the burritos. There was a place down the street from our new place, or I guess it's just our place now. When do you stop calling it your new place?
Is it whenever you've been in the-

**Aviv Rubeson** (3:45)
When do you start calling Cassie your current wife?

**Matt Reuter** (3:52)
No, but you know, it's like, all right, well, we were at the old place for two years and we've been here for like four months at this point. So it's like, is it still the new- I guess it's just now the place.

**Aviv Rubeson** (4:02)
I think anything under a year.

**Matt Reuter** (4:04)
Okay, so the new place. But there's a burrito place that is around the quarter that it's, I think it's called Gorditos, and it's literally advertised as baby-sized burritos.

**Aviv Rubeson** (4:17)
Hell yeah, dude.

**Matt Reuter** (4:18)
And lined on the inside of, like on the walls, on the inside are pictures of these burritos. And then like people come in, bring their babies and put it next to the burrito. And a lot of times the burrito is bigger.