Episode 421 - S19E11 - Flight Risk

**Matthew Reuter** (0:05)
Hello, listeners, and welcome back to another episode of Law and Order Special Viewing Unit, the show where we view, review, and lovingly ridicule everyone's favorite cop drama, Law and Order Special Victims Unit, every episode in a row from the beginning.

**Aviv Rubenstein** (0:16)
If we had any sense, we would have quit by now.

**Matthew Reuter** (0:19)
I mean, we could have been like, why did you just not do your job? It's like, boy, wouldn't that be nice? What if we just didn't do the podcast? Well, no one's paying us.

**Aviv Rubenstein** (0:27)
Do you know how many amateur podcasts got started and subsequently quit since we have started the show? Millions.

**Matthew Reuter** (0:36)
Infinite, an infinite number of them. I am your host, Matt Reuter, joining me as always the, I don't know, you want to be the pilot or the co-pilot in this scenario?

**Aviv Rubenstein** (0:46)
I want to be the co-pilot. I'm gonna crash this fucking plane.

**Matthew Reuter** (0:49)
There you go, the co-pilot of this podcast. That's Aviv Rubenstein over there. How are you doing tonight, Aviv?

**Aviv Rubenstein** (0:55)
Eight hours from bottle to throttles.

**Matthew Reuter** (0:58)
I saw a flight. I don't think that's how that worked.

**Aviv Rubenstein** (1:02)
I mean, you just have to do some cocaine to counteract the alcohol.

**Matthew Reuter** (1:06)
Yeah, balances it out. Everyone knows this. No one denies this. This is, that's a legit. You could use that defense in all 50 states, et cetera, et cetera.

**Aviv Rubenstein** (1:15)
Vegetable lasagna.

**Matthew Reuter** (1:16)
Yeah, something like that. It's fine. Hey, it all turned out okay. It also went the layer, like was Sully Sully Burger, like just like batting women away from sucking his cock, walking down the street after the miracle on the Hudson, because the level of God tier worship that this guy gets for this.

**Aviv Rubenstein** (1:34)
This episode is essentially what if Sully was a rapist.

**Matthew Reuter** (1:41)
The thing that really that we're not, that we should be really talking about and get, whoever's the head of Boeing on the phone here is the fact that they were so very easily able to get the cockpit door open by just running the drink cart into it a couple of times. It's like, wasn't the point of the lock in there to make it so that you can't do that?

**Aviv Rubenstein** (2:04)
Yeah.

**Matthew Reuter** (2:06)
But wasn't that the whole point?

**Aviv Rubenstein** (2:08)
Of the cockpit locking him out and then getting in and then getting out.

**Matthew Reuter** (2:14)
But wasn't that one of the major post 9-11 things? Like we made it so like you can't basically break in there.

**Aviv Rubenstein** (2:20)
Yeah, but but also like there's a code and then they're like, oh, she's she's tripped the override switch. There's an override switch for your code. What is your code?

**Matthew Reuter** (2:31)
Well, who has the code and then why was those? Why would you need to override those people exactly?

**Aviv Rubenstein** (2:38)
So but the Miracle on the Hudson, do you remember what year it was?

**Matthew Reuter** (2:47)
Not was it 2010 or 2009?

**Aviv Rubenstein** (2:52)
Oh, I was going to say like 15th, 2009 So he went to the Obama's inauguration.

**Matthew Reuter** (3:00)
I mean, like who the fuck thought this woman was going to take like, whenever they get the explanation as to like, why did you do that? They're like, nah, it's terrorism.

**Aviv Rubenstein** (3:11)
Now, well, I mean, clearly we know why it was terrorism.

**Matthew Reuter** (3:15)
We know you were going to take the plane down, everything gets like, no, I told you what I was. I wasn't going to. And why would I crash the plane?

**Aviv Rubenstein** (3:21)
New York?

**Matthew Reuter** (3:23)
Yes, I'm flying back to JFK, where we left out of JFK, the president who's got his head blown off.
I'm just saying, man, it's like, how about, they're like, well, even though the terrorism charges were dropped, it's like, well, that's a big deal. The fact that we yada yada that everyone's still like, you were going to crash the plane. I, you know, I had friends on that plane. I would, I was had to like attend a bunch of funerals. It's like, dude, everyone, I would attend a bunch of funerals. Everyone just needs to shut the fuck up in this episode. Like honestly, just stop.

**Aviv Rubenstein** (3:56)
I think that this episode is absolutely incredible.

**Matthew Reuter** (3:59)
It is as you and I were exchanging texts while watching, it went from a master's level racism to doctoral level racism to wizard level. Wizard wizard level race to finally god to your racism like this.