Episode 421.1 - Brown Lightning

**Matthew Reuter** (0:12)
One thing I like about the World Cup is that the Europeans are coming and discovering like American foods.

**Aviv** (0:22)
Yeah, so this, actually, I wanted to talk to you about this because there's a lot of stuff on TikTok where it's like Cassie's showing me a lot of the people being like, what the fuck is this?

**Matthew Reuter** (0:29)
That you can't smuggle giant things of ranch dressing out of the United States anymore.

**Aviv** (0:36)
Yeah, that one specifically, like we had a whole conversation this morning, Cassie and I, about ranch and it's like, really? Like, but that exists. It's not, it's not, there's no, it's not a secret. You could make it very easily at home. Like, it's just like mayonnaise and yogurt and seasoning.

**Matthew Reuter** (0:55)
Seasoning, yeah.

**Aviv** (0:56)
Yeah, like it's guys.

**Matthew Reuter** (0:58)
They also don't eat peanut butter and jelly. They're crazy there.

**Aviv** (1:01)
I mean, the thing that is killing me about this is like, I'm seeing some react, they're like, oh my God, it's so good. And I'm just thinking about whenever Cassie and I were in Ireland last year, we were like, oh my God, the food over here is so good because it's not processed to shit. Like, and actually this is how it's supposed to taste. But, and then the Europeans come over here, they're like, oh, this is trash food.

**Matthew Reuter** (1:19)
It's because they're not good, they're not used to the heroin drugs that they put in the American food to make us all addicted to it. Right, it's like, this is the first hit.

**Aviv** (1:29)
They haven't built up their immune system, so the virus is just running rampant through them.

**Matthew Reuter** (1:35)
Cut to in four days, everyone in Europe is obese.

**Aviv** (1:39)
I'm just saying, guys, no, no, no, no, no, no. Believe me.

**Matthew Reuter** (1:42)
This is how they get you.

**Aviv** (1:43)
Dabble, that's fine. Go get yourself, like, an In-N-Out Burger or whatever the du jour burger place is around you. Don't go to McDonald's because- Du jour means that. Yup, sure does. Also, you put that in the ranch dressing. Du jour. Du jour dressing.
But you can't stay here. You can't live here because then you're going to become us. No, no, no, no.

**Matthew Reuter** (2:06)
You're sounding like Martha Cobb.

**Aviv** (2:08)
No, no, no. I'm saying, you can't keep eating like this, guys. You don't want to be like this. I'm telling you.

**Matthew Reuter** (2:14)
It gets bad for you guys. The Brits are also quite bad though.
British food is pretty terrible.

**Aviv** (2:22)
I really enjoyed a lot of the snacks in Ireland and Northern Ireland, so sort of the UK. What is it? Like the Jaffa cakes? Those were really good. The Jaffa cakes?

**Matthew Reuter** (2:32)
Oh, Jaffa cakes are so good.

**Aviv** (2:34)
Theirs are so good.

**Matthew Reuter** (2:36)
I would love those and for my birthday, I made myself a Jaffa cake tiramisu.

**Aviv** (2:42)
That sounds delightful.

**Matthew Reuter** (2:44)
It is delightful. Yeah. Tato is great.

**Aviv** (2:46)
It's just, it's very funny again to be just the fact that you come from places where the food is supposed to be, is what it is supposed to be.

**Matthew Reuter** (2:54)
Yeah. People are going to like Cain's fried chicken or whatever.

**Aviv** (2:57)
Believe me, it's better whenever you guys have it regulated.

**Matthew Reuter** (3:01)
Grass ain't always greener.

**Aviv** (3:03)
We are envious of you. And learn how to make ranch. It's pretty easy.

**Matthew Reuter** (3:09)
Quick Rubenstein, kind of recommends mediums. Rubenstein mediums. I'm not a- Not a bet.
I saw Disclosure Day, the new Steven Spielberg movie.

**Aviv** (3:22)
Oh, okay. So I've heard mixed reviews from people.

**Matthew Reuter** (3:27)
I am mixed about it. I think that there are some very, very good moments and some moments where I'm like, why would you do that?

**Aviv** (3:33)
I, to be completely honest, I mean, if it comes up on streaming, maybe I would watch that.

**Matthew Reuter** (3:38)
Well, it definitely will.

**Aviv** (3:39)
I mean, at some point, that I don't have to pay for it. If it's on one of the things that I'm subscribed to.

**Matthew Reuter** (3:45)
I went with my family.

**Aviv** (3:47)
Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll watch it then, but I just, I don't really have much of a desire to see it. Like, because it's just what it's, there's aliens and they got to get to a news station to announce to the world that there's aliens.

**Matthew Reuter** (4:02)
Oh, you wish that it was as simple as that.