Episode 411 - The Ninth Jedi 7 & 8
The Sidebar Cantina
September 17, 2026
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Speakers Jason Roskam, Dave Martin
TopicsComedyFictionScience Fiction
Jason Roskam (36:13)
The podcast where we talk about Star Wars, pop culture, most definitely NFL football, or whatever the fuck we feel like talking about.
Dave Martin (36:21)
Yeah.
Jason Roskam (36:21)
Yeah! I am Mr. Jason Roskam, with me here each and every single week, the Darth Vader to my Palpatine, Dave Martin. Hello, Dave.
Dave Martin (36:28)
Hello, Jason.
Jason Roskam (36:29)
How are you? I'm good.
Dave Martin (36:32)
You wanna know something I just covered?
Jason Roskam (36:33)
What's that?
Dave Martin (36:34)
Hang on a sec. Watch this.
Jason Roskam (36:45)
We'll call that the soundboard role.
Dave Martin (36:48)
Is that awesome? Yeah, that's good.
Jason Roskam (36:50)
Is that what you were doing while I was in the house? Yeah. Yeah.
Dave Martin (36:53)
Entertaining myself? Yeah. That's exactly what I was doing.
Jason Roskam (36:56)
All right. Well, very good. So I'll start this by saying, I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
Dave Martin (37:05)
Oh, no.
Jason Roskam (37:08)
I guess we can cheers.
Dave Martin (37:09)
Phil Collins?
Jason Roskam (37:11)
No.
Dave Martin (37:12)
Tubbs dying?
Jason Roskam (37:14)
Oh, good one. No.
I felt it in the air for the first time today. Walked outside and you can tell the air is different. We're going from that shift from summer to fall. There's always a point where the air changes a little bit, and you can feel just a little bit of a chill in there.
Dave Martin (37:33)
Get a little bit of a breeze. Well, guess when it wasn't there last night at fucking like 10 o'clock at night because I was changing my father-in-law's tire at like 10, like 10, 1030 last night.
It was fucking humid as all fuck last night. Really? Oh, yeah. It was like 80 degrees and it was humid as fuck.
Jason Roskam (37:54)
Damn. Yeah.
Dave Martin (37:54)
I was sweating. I had just taken a shower too.
Jason Roskam (37:57)
Yeah.
Dave Martin (37:59)
I was just fucking sweating my ball sack off.
Jason Roskam (38:02)
Probably has something to do with that fucking torrential rain that we got yesterday morning.
Dave Martin (38:06)
I guess.
Jason Roskam (38:06)
Yeah.
Dave Martin (38:07)
I don't even remember rain.
Jason Roskam (38:08)
Oh, it was like heavy, heavy rain for a few hours. Yesterday morning. Yeah. But it got sunny by the time the football game started. So.
Oh, yeah.
Dave Martin (38:17)
What was I doing yesterday morning? I don't even know.
I don't even know anymore. I fucking there's like, I feel like my memory, like there's something wrong with the tape in my memory. Like somebody needs to change the cassette. Yeah. You know how like you record over something too many times. And now when you record something new, it's like f'ed up in places.
Jason Roskam (38:39)
Yeah.
Dave Martin (38:39)
Because you got rewound too many times in that one area. That's what my brain is right now.
Jason Roskam (38:44)
Oh, boy.
Dave Martin (38:45)
This is like a good analogy. Be kind, rewind.
Jason Roskam (38:51)
Yeah. So anyway, what are we talking about today?
Dave Martin (38:56)
We're finishing up the Ninth Jedi.
Jason Roskam (38:58)
Correct.
Dave Martin (38:59)
Seventh Jedi, Ninth Jedi.
Jason Roskam (39:00)
Ninth Jedi.
Dave Martin (39:01)
It is the Ninth Jedi.
Jason Roskam (39:02)
Yeah.
Dave Martin (39:02)
Why did I say seven?
Jason Roskam (39:03)
I don't know.
Dave Martin (39:04)
I saw seven on the board.
Jason Roskam (39:05)
But the nine actually becomes relevant.
Dave Martin (39:07)
Yes. The Ninth Jedi.
Jason Roskam (39:09)
Yeah.
Dave Martin (39:10)
That's it. That's what we're talking about. I have nothing else to add to that. That's just what we're talking about.
Jason Roskam (39:15)
F'ck. I forgot my notes in the house.
Dave Martin (39:17)
Go get them.
Jason Roskam (39:18)
Well, we'll take a break before we get to the main topic and I'll go get them.
Dave Martin (39:22)
All right. Yeah.
Jason Roskam (39:23)
Because I got a page of notes. Anyway.
Dave Martin (39:26)
Well, that's good. Because I don't function without you having the notes.
Jason Roskam (39:29)
Yeah.
Dave Martin (39:31)
Otherwise, it's just this thing goes completely off the f'cking rails and more than more than normal. And nobody wants that, Jason.
Jason Roskam (39:37)
Yeah.
Dave Martin (39:38)
Nobody does.
Jason Roskam (39:39)
So anyway, in the meantime, what do we do now?
Dave Martin (39:43)
I believe you have work to do.
Jason Roskam (39:45)
Oh, yeah. I guess we should talk about Patreon.
Dave Martin (39:48)
You can talk about Patreon or we could do the soundboard role.
Jason Roskam (40:03)
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