Episode 409 - The Ninth Jedi 3 & 4
The Sidebar Cantina
September 16, 2026
And we're back!!!! This week we're continuing on with the Ninth Jedi series. --Your mental health and well being is important, despite whatever your situation or consequences may be. Reach out if you need someone to share the pain with. Call or text to 988.
Speakers Jason
TopicsComedyFictionScience Fiction
Jason (0:30)
The podcast where we talk about Star Wars, pop culture, the coming of fall.
SPEAKER_2 (0:35)
Yeah.
Jason (0:38)
That was perfect.
SPEAKER_3 (0:40)
That was so perfect. I wish I had planned it.
Oh, that's fucking brilliant.
Jason (0:46)
Because it's the most wonderful time of the year.
SPEAKER_3 (0:55)
Fuck fall.
Jason (0:56)
I am drinking some Yingling Oktoberfest beer.
I don't think it's as good as the Samuel Adams, but the Samuel Adams hasn't hit the fucking shelves yet. Normally, it's always out the first week of August, but no stores fucking have it right now. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Yingling to the rescue. Yeah.
SPEAKER_3 (1:13)
Well, Yingling can't be good at everything.
Sometimes, they just got to get outside their lane, and just so you know that, hey, this is not what they make. I'm trying to think that there was a beer or a Yingling version. It was called Premium, and you can only get it in PA, and it was something that John and I had found.
Jason (1:41)
Right.
SPEAKER_3 (1:44)
It was different. It was like, how can I describe it? It wasn't like regular Yingling.
It was lighter, but it wasn't like light beer.
Jason (1:57)
I feel like I've had it before too. Yeah.
SPEAKER_3 (2:01)
It was in cans. You couldn't get it in bottles, and it was taken up to hunting camp and Yingling Premiums. I haven't had one in forever, but it was just one of those things where it's like, oh, I'm in PA, I need to pick up some Yingling Premiums.
And it's probably the bush light of Yinglings, but it was like they were special, so anyway.
Jason (2:27)
Good times.
SPEAKER_3 (2:28)
Yeah.
Jason (2:29)
Anyway, so yeah, what's going on? What are we talking about? What are we doing here? Why am I here?
SPEAKER_3 (2:36)
Why? Why am I here?
We are here to talk about the next two episodes of The Ninth Jedi.
Jason (2:48)
See.
SPEAKER_3 (2:49)
3PO. That would be episodes 3 and 4
Jason (2:53)
That would be correct.
SPEAKER_3 (2:54)
All right. Good.
Because that's...
Jason (2:56)
Those are the ones I watched.
SPEAKER_3 (2:57)
Well, I also watched 5 OK. Because for some reason, I thought, I don't remember if I watched all the episodes I was supposed to watch, so then I also watched 5
SPEAKER_2 (3:07)
So I'm one ahead of the game.
Jason (3:09)
Yeah.
Yeah. I figured we'd do them in pairs. Seems to be a good one.
SPEAKER_3 (3:12)
Which would make sense, but it's been a rough weekend, so which we'll talk about in our weeks.
Jason (3:18)
All right. Fair enough. So we missed a week last week.
SPEAKER_3 (3:21)
We did.
Jason (3:21)
And a lot of stuff happened in our absence.
SPEAKER_3 (3:24)
Yes. So as it happens, usually big shit happens when we're not on here.
Jason (3:30)
Yeah, I know. And it was... Was it my fault this time?
SPEAKER_3 (3:33)
Yes.
Jason (3:34)
Oh, yeah, because Kristen and Ben needed a ride. Oh my God. That was a fucking nightmare, by the way. Going into Philly at fucking rush hour to get to that goddamn bus station or train station.
SPEAKER_3 (3:45)
And there's no place to sit and stop.
Jason (3:47)
No, no. It's like they better be ready at the fucking curb as soon as I'm pulling up or it's over.
SPEAKER_3 (3:52)
So the secret to that is, and I wish I... For some reason, I thought you were going to Hamilton.
Jason (3:57)
No.
SPEAKER_3 (3:58)
The trick to that, go to the VA.
Jason (4:01)
Really?
SPEAKER_3 (4:01)
Go to the VA and park there because you can park for free.
Jason (4:04)
Right.
SPEAKER_3 (4:04)
It's right down the road.
Jason (4:05)
Is it that close?
SPEAKER_4 (4:06)
Yeah.
Jason (4:07)
Man, my bearings are way off.
SPEAKER_4 (4:09)
Yeah.
SPEAKER_3 (4:10)
It's on that part of... So University Avenue actually goes up and then you can make a right and it takes you right to where the station is.
Jason (4:21)
Yeah. I'll be damned.
SPEAKER_3 (4:22)
Yeah, because it's right by Drexel.
Jason (4:24)
Is it? I don't know. I was just following the GPS and just trying not to...
SPEAKER_3 (4:28)
I know, Jason. I know.
But I know that part of the city. But if you had parked at the VA, you could have chilled. You could even went in if you were waiting for the time. You could have went in, took a shit, came out.
Jason (4:42)
For not to in public restrooms.
SPEAKER_3 (4:43)
But I mean, I prefer not to do a lot of things in public. But here we are, Jason.
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