Episode 379 - Light & Magic Finale

**Dave Martin** (0:00)
All right, I'm recording.

**Jason Roskam** (0:01)
All right.

**Dave Martin** (0:02)
We're going to get to the page. Pre-pain is classified unclassed. The sacred Jedi. That's impressive.

**Jason Roskam** (0:11)
I don't remember touching it, but I did that for my side.

**Dave Martin** (0:14)
Oh, there you go. Very good.

**Jason Roskam** (0:17)
All right. Fuck, I guess we're going. Just fucking do it, man. All right, here we go.

**Dave Martin** (0:23)
Let me see your identification.

**Jason Roskam** (0:25)
Oh, I need a soda.
Hello, everyone, and welcome to The Sidebar Cantina, the podcast where we talk about Star Wars, pop culture, the impending government shutdown, or whatever the fuck we feel like talking about. I'm Mr. Jason Roskam, with me here each and every single week that we do a show. The Darth Vader to my Palpatine, Dave Martin. Hello, Dave. We haven't really gotten an obligatory opening of the Diet Coke in quite a while.

**Dave Martin** (1:15)
Oh, man. I'll tell you, it's one of those days where I really wish this, this Traverse City Whiskey that I believe our friends from the Escape Pod gave us. I really want to crack this today.

**Jason Roskam** (1:31)
One of those days.

**Dave Martin** (1:32)
It's been one of those months. Yeah.

**Jason Roskam** (1:36)
Which by the way, September is almost over.

**Dave Martin** (1:38)
Yeah.

**Jason Roskam** (1:39)
Like where the hell did that month go?

**Dave Martin** (1:41)
I don't know. I don't know.

**Jason Roskam** (1:43)
It's this whole fucking year, man. And then of course, October means another milestone is coming.

**Dave Martin** (1:50)
Yeah. Yeah. So excited about that.

**Jason Roskam** (1:54)
Yeah.

**Dave Martin** (1:54)
And I can't even begin to tell you.

**Jason Roskam** (1:56)
Which we won't mention here.

**Dave Martin** (1:58)
Oh my God. It hurts so bad.

**Jason Roskam** (2:03)
So yeah. What are we talking about today, Dave?

**Dave Martin** (2:07)
So I'm really hoping that we're talking about ILM, the third episode.

**Jason Roskam** (2:14)
Yes.

**Dave Martin** (2:14)
Of season two.

**Jason Roskam** (2:15)
Yes.

**Dave Martin** (2:17)
Because that's what I've been prepared for. I'm not going to lie, like today, at some point during the day, when I was staring at 70 inches, like I have two 35 inch curved screens on my desk.

**Jason Roskam** (2:30)
Nice.

**Dave Martin** (2:31)
And it was, I have it divided into fours, as you're throwing stuff up there, wall-to-wall spreadsheets.

**Jason Roskam** (2:38)
That's fun.

**Dave Martin** (2:39)
And I'm like, staring at it, and I'm going, God, I hope we're doing the ILM thing today. So, yay, we're doing the ILM thing today.

**Jason Roskam** (2:52)
You gambled correctly.

**Dave Martin** (2:53)
Woo-hoo! Yeah, ILM, season two, episode three. Closing out the, I mean, the way that they kind of, spoiler alert, the way they talked about it, like this was the last episode of the season.

**Jason Roskam** (3:07)
That's what it seems like.

**Dave Martin** (3:07)
Why they broke it out into another season, who knows? But yeah, so this is the last episode of season two.

**Jason Roskam** (3:13)
Yep. So we'll be talking about that. In the meantime, I guess we should start taking care of some bidness.

**Dave Martin** (3:21)
You take care of that business. I'm going to give this computer the business.

**Jason Roskam** (3:26)
You're going to restart again?

**Dave Martin** (3:27)
No. I'm just going to give it the business.

**Jason Roskam** (3:31)
Okay. All right. Well, while Dave is giving his computer the business, if you're enjoying The Sidebar Cantina's content, consider becoming one of our Patreon supporters.

**Dave Martin** (3:39)
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks. In a row? I missed. I meant that. Sorry.

**Jason Roskam** (3:45)
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**Dave Martin** (3:50)
Help it make it possible.

**Jason Roskam** (3:52)
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**Dave Martin** (4:37)
Because you've been busting my balls about my inability to fucking snap.